I didn't put my seatbelt on.
Fuck yeah I'm so dangerous fuck da police
Jaywalked.
[QUOTE=MallocNull;31051795]Pirated TF2 on free release day.
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I laughed heartily :v:
Jaywalked from and to McDonalds.
Yeeeeeea, OG like that.
Watched porn. Hard to believe it's illigal here even if you're 16.
Played Duke Nukem Forever a few minutes ago....
That really should be a crime.
[QUOTE=Dracon;31059602]Played Duke Nukem Forever a few minutes ago....
That really should be a crime.[/QUOTE]I played Duke Nukem 3D (the original) a few hours ago. It was godlike.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;23932781]That's legal, I checked[/QUOTE]
You would fucking know, wouldn't you ROFLBURGER. [img]http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/images/smilies/facepalm.gif[/img]
I've never done anything illegal in my life.
Probably.
I drive my car without a license plate most everyday.
My BMW is a German import and still has European tags. I never bothered to get the proper plates for it because
1. European Tags are cooler
2. The DMV is a bitch to work with...
Ran a red light on my bike. :v:
Stole a Slurpee yesterday.
Your mom.
Didn't even give her a tip.
Also, i saw one of those small ice cream buckets, and this one was filled with melted ice cream standing in the sun. Then i tipped it down on the ground
Killed some agents
raped a child
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on black ops :D
Broke into a vending machine.
I fapped in an open Orthodontist's office.
Business was slowing down. Fuck I hope they didn't have security cameras in there, I was in plain view. Behind the door, but at an angle where I could see whoever was coming in through the glass door.
Theres a vending machine at my school and my friend kicked it and a kitkat came out. So I just took a massive run up and slammed into it and about 6 candy bars came out.
Also I truanted my music class because my teacher is a fucking idiot who plays for guitar for 1:15 and says we need to improve our "listening" skills.
[QUOTE=Chekko;31051603]Drinking Energy drinks I guess, I'll turn 18 in just a couple of months so it doesn't matter, I guess.
[/QUOTE]
Are you.... are you fucking serious?
There's no age limit for energy drinks, that would be the most retarded law ever.
[QUOTE=Te Adoro;31066242]Stole a Slurpee yesterday.[/QUOTE]
clever girl.
last thing i did that was illegal was...
...jaywalking, i guess? im pretty dull
Pirated Mafia.
I'll get pissed if I get banned.
Stole a cop car.
Downloaded legal stuff with BitTorrent.
It's illegal
[QUOTE=Axu285;31079515]Downloaded legal stuff with BitTorrent.
It's illegal[/QUOTE]
No, you dumbass, it's illegal to download copyrighted material.
The programs are perfectly fine.
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Sold drugs
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