I littered, I threw my straw from my drink on the ground
I'm such a rebel
Something that gets you banned when you say it, underaged sexual contact before that (not sex)
[QUOTE=ThisGuy0;31088995]Had a joint while watching Airbourne.[/QUOTE]
Same here, sonisphere uk? Awesome fucking show mate
Playing some old one arm bandit. With fake money.
Took a shit on a nun. She was steaming.
Either smoked weed, or stole a candy bar from a 7-11 when they were out of free Slurpee's.
Me and a friend got gas in his car and we drove away without paying because its got new dealership plates on it. Gas is fuckin expensive man
:pirate: I pirated Arch Linux. No really! It's installing right now!
Child train ticket on my birthday and got caught for it, got fined £40 even after an appeal as I honestly thought it was up to and including your 16th birthday which fucking sucks
A mexican girl i found at home depot
I masturbated in office.
When pulling out of a parking lot, I bumped into a parked car. I then left very quickly.
I accidentally acquired a fully-automatic PPS-43
[QUOTE=4NGRY MUFF1N;31091135]Playing some old one arm bandit. With fake money.[/QUOTE]
That one masturbation game where you pretend to hold up a prostitute, played by your hand? Yeah, that game's outlawed
Jaywalking, but that's hardly illegal. If someone busts you for jaywalking they must be pretty fucking bored.
10 and over bend them over
[QUOTE=Occlusion;31091023]Same here, sonisphere uk? Awesome fucking show mate[/QUOTE]
Joel climbing the stage was amazing.
Smoked da pot.
Killed a Bald Eagle.
Fuck ton of Fireworks, Illinois I swear.
[editline]13th July 2011[/editline]
Oh shit my post count I can feel my E-peen growing.
Smoked weed and did magic mushrooms :v:
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