Last illegal thing you did. V2 - General

[QUOTE=fritzel;31095960]I masturbated in office.[/QUOTE] I have done that quite few times

Stole a chewing gum from a market. Oh yes, I'm such a bad person.

Pirating stuff? Honestly though, the illegal things we do are so petite. [next user is going to say he murdered someone]

Pirating many varieties of things whilst buying illegal psychoactive substances.

Told my friend Kim that he should be in politics.

Pirated a game because it's region locked in steam.

[IMG]http://i52.tinypic.com/29e6m37.jpg[/IMG] YOU! EDIT: Oh wtf no auto merge?

Murdered and raped 100 people then burned down there house while on drugs. Once I left the house I jaywalked to my stolen car and drunk drove away while speeding and texting on a cell phone. After I arrived home a committed adultery, while playing pirated games and listening to pirated with a pirated movie playing in the background. I then used my illegal weapons and fireworks to celebrate having jailbroken my Iphone.

pirated some game

[QUOTE='[sluggo];31117201']Murdered and raped 100 people then burned down there house while on drugs. Once I left the house I jaywalked to my stolen car and drunk drove away while speeding and texting on a cell phone. After I arrived home a committed adultery, while playing pirated games and listening to pirated with a pirated movie playing in the background. I then used my illegal weapons and fireworks to celebrate having jailbroken my Iphone.[/QUOTE] Good thing adultery isn't illegal, or you would be in big trouble!

I don't think I've ever done anything illegal.

I crossed the canadian/american border and pooped in america I was at my cousins house and he lives close to the border, so we rode our bikes to the border. Its insane, For 3000 or 4000 miles there is just a line cut out in the trees marking the border.

Posed as Justin Bieber on some internet chatroom. Wait, that isn't illegal, is it?

Jaywalked. Except I don't know if it's illegal if there aren't any cars on the given street. If not, then inhaling burning cannabis particles.

showed my dick to a few young girls..i'm 14. they were 14.

[QUOTE=Zarjk;31149569]showed my dick to a few young girls..i'm 14. they were 14.[/QUOTE] I'm not sure that's illegal

Jaywalking, for sure.

Haa I didn't even know jaywalking was illegal, so yeah probably that. Done it a million times, even in front of police officers and cruisers but nah man they don't mind.

Jaywalking.

Last night: Partying with friends, did "some things"

[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;31102919]"This site contains pornographic images, you must be 18 or older to enter" [img]http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/126/055/lied.gif?1306191204[/img][/QUOTE]

Linux distros. :yarr:

wait so i'm allowed to fuck 14 year old girls.

crossed the street without looking both ways.

[QUOTE=Zarjk;31159820]wait so i'm allowed to fuck 14 year old girls.[/QUOTE] As long as both partners agree to it and are the same age. Atleast it is like that in Sweden, but our laws are pure fucking win, legal sex at the age of 15 with any person at the age of or above 15. [editline]16th July 2011[/editline] And I just had some alcohol. Not 18, nor in Germany (yet)

uh not in the US mate you're both below the age of consent

I played Grand Theft Auto IV It says you have to be 18 but im only 17 ½ :c00l:

So what about laws, as long as I use a condom my mother says.

[QUOTE=Zarjk;31160363]So what about laws, as long as I use a condom my mother says.[/QUOTE] Dude this guys mom needs a medal for not letting him be a virgin forever.

partook in a bottle of mushroom whiskey at a metal festival. Scene missing. Woke up in strangers tent with two girls and a dude wearing a gimp costume. Best festival EVER.