• Last illegal thing you did. V2
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Rode my moped, which I do pretty much every day. It's illegal because it goes twice the speed it's allowed to.
i shot a man in reno
I robbed a clothing store and hopped in my expensive sports car on a high speed chase all across the city in which many lives were lost and endangered. [I]Then I got a call from Roman wanting to go bowling.[/I] :saddowns:
Probably just public urination.. in a forest.. when I was drunk.. Damn I am a badass :smug:
the last illegal thing i did was your mom
threw a yogurt at a police car, then got chased no, spent an hour walking round my friends neigborhood stealing milk from the milkman, got 18 pints in total
[QUOTE=paimaster;23937083]the last illegal thing i did was your mom[/QUOTE] Omg, I came in the thread just to say that.
[QUOTE=Muzz1;23937104]threw a yogurt at a police car, then got chased no, spent an hour walking round my friends neigborhood stealing milk from the milkman, got 18 pints in total[/QUOTE] You heartless bastard.
I didn't pick up my dog's poo. Am I going to jail? :ohdear:
Hotboxed my summerhouse.
Ate a melon filled with alcohol. And im under 16. :smug:
I robbed a bank in a darth vader suit, (look it up).
I went for a holiday to a bay of pirates.
I stole a lego minifig from a friend of mine
doing fitty five in a fitty fo'
Unprotected cycling.
[QUOTE=Mr. Clipper;23937570]Unprotected cycling.[/QUOTE] oh you rebel
[QUOTE=Soul-Chicken;23937795]oh you rebel[/QUOTE] Cops don't give a shit, thank God! But it's still against the law, maybe they think I'm 16.
I downloaded a futurama episode because I couldn't wait years to finally see it here in Russia with a shitty translation and not HD..
installed windows XP on more than one comp with the same disc.:monocle: worst thing i've done would be going 90 in a 55 zone, or weed.
I pulled my Dingleberry out and did what I call the Helicopter in front of a minor. Then again at the time I was a minor too so I suppose it wasn't illegal Damn
Rode my bike in a no-bike zone. FUCK YOU SIGN I'LL DO WHAT I WANT
Didn't dismount my bicycle to cross the road, bad ass, I know.
Got done for assualt while pissed, in all fairness that lad started on me. I got away with a warning though.
I [i]Jaywalked[/i]
Licked a girl's tits. We were both underaged.
Stole some goods.
Stole a pack of M&Ms
ahoy ye' land lovers :pirate:
Pedalled an ounce or two. Also public urination as I was miles from home and a little drunk.
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