Piracy, someday I hope to be just like Jack Sparrow.
Yar weed de dee een mee tobaco!
stole some milk from the supermarket
HOLY CRAP HOW DOES THE USER ABOVE ME HAVE MORE POSTS THAN ME BUT JOINED 2 MONTHS AFTER
downloaded a car
Underaged drinking.
(I'm a security guard at a local nightclub)
I kicked some guy in the nuts and threw him out by his hair for giving us shit about having to leave (for harassing some really good looking girl).
What we are supposed to do is (kindly) escort said jackass from the premises and tell him to never to do what said jackass did ever again.
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he looked almost exactly like this
[IMG]http://www.kidstube.com/uploads/player_thumbs/EhSaq2TnTqfKWpL0dlgz.jpg[/IMG]
Speeding
I shoplifted a pack of gum. I walked back into the store and put it back because I felt bad.
[QUOTE=wug;23953964]stole some milk from the supermarket
HOLY CRAP HOW DOES THE USER ABOVE ME HAVE MORE POSTS THAN ME BUT JOINED 2 MONTHS AFTER[/QUOTE]
:downs:
Pirate.
:yarr:
Besides pirating...
Oh I did a nice piece on a pretty nice freshly painted wall around the corner.
Stole a couple of beers from my teacher and her friends.
April 7th 2010: Downloaded the Half-Life 2 leak.
I stole some boxers while working backroom at a TJ Max.
It didnt have the alarm on then. I snuck it to the bathroom (because my friends are morons.) and I put them one, and wore them out of the store.
Spray painted the FP logo on a concrete wall.
I smoked dope.
High treason
Ha! Earlier today I took back a gaming chair that I sold someone, but when they got they're money to pay for it, they spent it all on souvenirs and stuff.
Ethically it wasn't that bad (the door was unlocked), but it was breaking and entering, which is...
[I]illegal[/I]
drank alcohol and liquor at a party like 5 days ago
How come in this thread no one is getting banned for warez yet in the other version everyone was getting banned for it? What.
Stole a shopping cart and went down a hill in it. :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Teh_Medic;23933553]I broke the law[/QUOTE]
and the law won?
On topic, Jaywalking.
Littering
I drink at least once-three times every two weeks.
Arson
Murder
Jaywalking
I walked across the street to my house without using the crosswalk. I'm a badass, I know.
Ran
[I]With scissors[/I]
:smug:
I broke this guy's fence with an axe.
Speeding...
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