[QUOTE=superdinoman;24055800]Sexual deviancy is not a crime.[/QUOTE]
breaking and entering is
[editline]05:09AM[/editline]
related: I haven't worn a seatbelt since I was like 5
Sat in the trunk of a car because we were moving some furniture that would only fit on the seats
Smoked a fat bowl and had a beer. T'was a good time.
drank vodka and sunny d
im a rebel
Had a beer.
I'm 17.
I just downloaded kickass and Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.
[QUOTE=JackHowers;24079839]I just downloaded kickass and Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.[/QUOTE]
Warez? Sounds like it.
I follow the law, i just wamt to someday break it :350:
Took a piss on some guys lawn.
Fingered a girl in a park.
Masturbated in a public place. Wiped the jizz on the flusher too, the Lowes Employees won't know what hit 'em.
[editline]02:27AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Nohj;24079897]Warez? Sounds like it.[/QUOTE]
No, I got into an early release. They gave out copies, and mine broke. At least as far as we all know. We can't prove that I stole them, so it would be unjust, immoral, and completely abusive to ban me for it.
Weed
Jaywalked
[QUOTE=JackHowers;24080017][B]Masturbated in a public place. Wiped the jizz on the flusher too, the Lowes Employees won't know what hit 'em.
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[editline]02:27AM[/editline]
No, I got into an early release. They gave out copies, and mine broke. At least as far as we all know. We can't prove that I stole them, so it would be unjust, immoral, and completely abusive to ban me for it.[/QUOTE]
:wtc:
Ran a stop sign.
Shoplifted some shit from Home Depot.
Pissed on some asshole's front porch while walking home drunk from a bar.
[editline]10:10PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;24076831]related: I haven't worn a seatbelt since I was like 5[/QUOTE]
that's a fucking RETARDED law to break.
when you steal something, at least you GET something.
when you don't wear a seatbelt you just increase your chances of dying.
Bought cigarretes and beer in Poland.
Forged a coupon for $2.50 off a 2-liter bottle of Mountain Dew.
[QUOTE=analrapist;24371232]that's a fucking RETARDED law to break.
when you steal something, at least you GET something.
when you don't wear a seatbelt you just increase your chances of dying.[/QUOTE]
His name is buttsex, you expect too much from him...
[editline]06:15PM[/editline]
Oh shit your name is analrapist :ohdear:
Speeding. 70mph in a 60mph.
I would have said what I'm currently doing now, but I'd get banned.
Stole some chick's panties
I'm from the police department and what is this?
well lets see............:pirate:
Smoked weed about a month ago. I'm thinking about quitting.
[editline]03:48PM[/editline]
Oh and downloaded a Nasum album.
Biked to the library without a helmet (oh shit I'm so bad)
Break and Enter.
Worst mistake I've made so far.
I jaywalked :smug:
Public nudity
honestly.
downloaded astro boy film.
it was shit.
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Smoked a bowl last night
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