What Are You Thinking V. Spontaneous Human Combustion
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Christ
that airport level in MW2
I can't believe it got through
The facebook one don't work for me, but I don't have FB so maybe thats hwy it doesn't work.
it might be because I changed my steam URL ID to my steam name lol.
[QUOTE=NuclearDwarf;18422033]Christ
that airport level in MW2
I can't believe it got through[/QUOTE]
It's fun ain't it?
[QUOTE=NuclearDwarf;18422033]Christ
that airport level in MW2
I can't believe it got through[/QUOTE]
Did you it make you cry
~~//@#~pussy~#@\\~~
Hey guys! What I miss? Oh I wrote a poem last night, if you want to call it a poem:
[Quote=myself and a few other friends]
This is supposed to be called
The wierdest poem you ever did darn read
so please stay with us
and tell us if we suceed
in making you smile
for a short little while
and spread that happiness
for many a mile
But before this poem starts
we want you to know
that we all have no idea
how this poem will go
as it is a colaberation
of random thoughts
and through much concentration
this is what we have got
sit back and relax
it's an interesting piece
and I want to give thanks
to the world at peace.
So pull up a lawnchair
next our large bonfire of fate
and recline and eat a pear
so we can get some things straight
---------------
As the warmth from the sun
and the joy and the fun
show all over the place
all of a sudden
ninjas start to attack
and the smile runs away from your face
flying claws and biting jaws
with fur and steal and sharp little claws
bring hitler into submission
and accomplish their suicide mission
but the nazi party has a trick up it's sleave
and as the ninjas are about to take their leave
a tank made of lightbulbs appears and screams
(Fake german words) "VON SLIEGHTER ICHE MAN VON TUATIVE LIEB!"
as it shoots its load of led and powder
and the ninjas flee to the hills
hitler feels extrememly outraged
when the americans read him his will
he gets shot by a soldier
of tin and muscle
and the noise and bustle
as the americans hustle
their way to take the voctorious win
and throw hitlers plan
into a large trash bin.
the victory is in their sight
with a great feeling of might
but something went wrong
and suddenly there's bomb
exploding and sending them back to their moms
and suddenly they don't feel very strong
as more soldiers are thrown into the throng
of the battle for "big river that seems obsurdly long"
while the trumpets of battle start playing their song
and the final bell makes it's last loud "bong"
and the blood and the scars show on all of their palms
but the battle comes to a closure with a quiet drawn "dong"
from the final man standing
in the town of BrUn Manding
and the planes make their landing
and no metal needs sanding
and a song to comemorate all who were standing
on the field of battle
that took place in BrUn Manding.
and the funerals take place
in a town called Samboo
as the small pigeons coo
and god will find the men soon
and bring them a load of firewood
to keep heaven's woodstove nice and warm
As the world goes on
and lightning strikes twice
with the television on
and watching it are mice
the mice want to cook
the mice want to clean
the mice are very friendly
and they are never that mean
as the catburglars call
in the biggest of malls
and the cats scramble
and feel so small
compared to the tall
men who hunt them
down....!
but their plots are foiled
by an unlikely fellow
a man with his pants soiled
and a gun that shoots marshmallows
he gunned down the burglers
and hugged the proffesional hurtlers
and strutted his way
down to the bay
and found a place to stay
in the "Sweet Candy" inn.
With a mug in one hand
and a kazoo in the other
playing with a jazz band
and joined by his mother
with an armfull of cans
for his unfortunate brothers
and they shared the cans
of beans for dinner
and werent much thinner
than the night seemed to shimmer
and they all felt like winners
even the beginners.
with the stars in the sky
and the cars driving by
and the boats and the planes
going which way not answering why
and the oven making pie
for the family of five
happy to be alive.
So I guess this is it
the end of the poem
cus we can think of shit
and I can't think of anything else
that rhymes with poem
so that's kind of a bummer
But we'll never stop writing
not even for one million dollars
actually that's a fabrication
I might stop writing this poem
for a million dollars
but it's already done,
so that's not going to happen.
Thank you for reading
our tough colaberation
of random thoughts and dreams
of our congregation.
We hope your endevours always bode well
and your milk never curdles
and that you always feel swell
whenever you do your hurtles
------------
Now personally as a final P.S.
This is spad the bad
addressing the rest
of DeviantArt who read this story
it's one of my best
and it's not very gory!
Now the intention this poem
was not to rhyme
but simply a story
that should pass the time.
now I personally give thanks to my good friend sami
who appreciates my poetry,
and never seems clammy
I also thank my friends
as there are too many to name
who contributed to the poem
so there are also too many to blame
so please give me feedback
no matter if you are a girl or boy
it always feels good
to spread the creative joy.
[/quote]
[QUOTE=Dronaroid;18409949]That app is fucking dumb.[/QUOTE]
Hey, I'm a broke assed hoe, so I don't have an iTouch :P
I don't know what apps are "fun"... :geno:
mikey, your steam link thingy aint working
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mine's not working either, godamnit
the hell is this
I think it's cos we changed the ID number.
Ownzone'd that motherfucker.
fuck is l4d2 out already i forgot to preorder
I got nothing to do in class.
[QUOTE=dual elites;18422148]Ownzone'd that motherfucker.[/QUOTE]
As always, bro :hfive:
Me 'n you, commanders of the
~/@;/@~OWNZONE~@\;@\~
[QUOTE=VaultBoi;18422180]fuck is l4d2 out already i forgot to preorder[/QUOTE]
Comes out today.
[QUOTE=articpenguin;18422196]Comes out today.[/QUOTE]
It's already out.
I put people in the ~~|\#/▓OWNZONE▓\#/|~~ erry day
Oh shit. I guess it is out.
Omegle bums me out. I don't know why I use it.
It really gives me a cross section of internet users, and a depressing one at that.
I had a good sleep. :)
How about you Johnny?
[QUOTE=Wakka V2;18422551]I had a good sleep. :)
How about you Johnny?[/QUOTE]
I had a shitty sleep and woke up later than I'd hoped.
Do you have a job? Besides moderatorness?
[QUOTE=evilbla;18422726]Do you have a job? Besides moderatorness?[/QUOTE]
Nope. Got school though.
I'm in class right now, lecture's already done so I'm on facepunch. :smug:
Gotta leave for my physics lecture soon. :(
Hoping we get to optics today because it's far more interesting than AC circuits.
Do you get paid for moderation? Just wondering.
Our teacher pulled out a glass tube with Murcury in it and ran an electrical current through it, it was bitchin.
[editline]09:39AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;18422857]Do you get paid for moderation? Just wondering.[/QUOTE]
Unlikely, I wasn't when I was a moderator on Forgehub, and that's another large forum like Facepunch.
[QUOTE=evilbla;18422870]Our teacher pulled out a glass tube with Murcury in it and ran an electrical current through it, it was bitchin.[/QUOTE]
Did your teacher drink it after?
Also, I love Dragonland. Their albums and lyrics are very cool, smart. Each album is a story, each song a part of it. if you listen to it in order, it depicts a High Fantasy epic, each song a continuation from the one before.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;18422851]Gotta leave for my physics lecture soon. :(
Hoping we get to optics today because it's far more interesting than AC circuits.[/QUOTE]
Psychics is a cool class. I went in it for a day and it was tight.
I wish Dragonforce's music didn't sound like anime OST...
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;18422857]Do you get paid for moderation? Just wondering.[/QUOTE]
Yeah man I make $50 per ban.
Nah just kidding but that'd be a sweet gig.
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