What Are You Thinking V. Spontaneous Human Combustion
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[QUOTE=HookerVomit;18427700]:huh:[/QUOTE]
No.
Do you even know why it is called hump day?
humpity hump
[QUOTE=gerbils_alt_2;18427753]No.
Do you even know why it is called hump day?[/QUOTE]
b/c thats the day i come to visit your house
I try to bring up a legit day of the week and people make it into a sex joke....
That's something I would do.
Shame on you internet!
[editline]11:44PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=VaultBoi;18427765]b/c thats the day i come to visit your house[/QUOTE]
You can visit if your really want to
:q:
:frown:
[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wednesday#Cultural_references]"An American English idiom for Wednesday is "hump day", a reference to making it through to the middle of the work week as getting "over the hump.""[/url]
Yay for knowing how to use Google.
[QUOTE=azure 505;18427869][url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wednesday#Cultural_references]"An American English idiom for Wednesday is "hump day", a reference to making it through to the middle of the work week as getting "over the hump.""[/url]
Yay for knowing how to use Google.[/QUOTE]
Congratulations.
You possess a skill that 70% of facepunch lacks the knowledge to use!
I actually learnt something today :)
i want a psychiatrist.
Never tell your password to anyone.
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: Suchst du vlt neue configs denn es gibst jetzt die neuen configs von ESL dann ist das spielen von cs viel eifnacher und besser so lernst du schneller
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: los los los
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: haha
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: lol
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: hast du msn?
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: nien
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: i don
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: t speak german
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: :v
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: will you new cfg for all games
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: what
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: ESL cfg
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: lol
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: will you ESL cfg
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: Ummm.
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: I don't know what that is.
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: can you better playing
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: wilt ESl new cfg with whom you can play better vie
WTF IS THIS GUY SAYING HELP
He is from the German allocation branch, And would like to participate in sexual activities related to an acronym GCF with you.
(Gay coupling fuckers)
He said "7 days"
I think he wants to send me haxxxx
[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;18428047]I think he wants to send me haxxxx[/QUOTE]
0# n035 d3|\/| h4xmb?
[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;18427991]Never tell your password to anyone.
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: Suchst du vlt neue configs denn es gibst jetzt die neuen configs von ESL dann ist das spielen von cs viel eifnacher und besser so lernst du schneller
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: los los los
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: haha
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: lol
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: hast du msn?
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: nien
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: i don
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: t speak german
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: :v
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: will you new cfg for all games
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: what
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: ESL cfg
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: lol
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: will you ESL cfg
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: Ummm.
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: I don't know what that is.
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: can you better playing
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: wilt ESl new cfg with whom you can play better vie
WTF IS THIS GUY SAYING HELP[/QUOTE]
Bullshit.
And I speak german.
Say "Fuck me haaaard!"
He will go away
[QUOTE=Joxalot;18428076]Say "Fuck me haaaard!"
He will go away[/QUOTE]
That's too easy.
You need to use his language barrier against him.
Start saying nazi phrases to him.
[QUOTE=gerbils_alt_2;18428087]That's too easy.
You need to use his language barrier against him.
Start saying nazi phrases to him.[/QUOTE]
If you rely on nazi jokes to piss off a german then you really need to practice iceburning.
Alright, so NintendoGay has volunteered to stick his penis to a pole in Russia.
[QUOTE=Dronaroid;18428101]If you rely on nazi jokes to piss off a german then you really need to practice iceburning.[/QUOTE]
:frown:
[QUOTE=Dronaroid;18428061]Bullshit.
And I speak german.[/QUOTE]
Never tell your password to anyone.
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: Suchst du vlt neue configs denn es gibst jetzt die neuen configs von ESL dann ist das spielen von cs viel eifnacher und besser so lernst du schneller
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: los los los
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: haha
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: lol
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: hast du msn?
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: nien
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: i don
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: t speak german
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: :v
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: will you new cfg for all games
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: what
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: ESL cfg
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: lol
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: will you ESL cfg
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: Ummm.
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: I don't know what that is.
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: can you better playing
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: wilt ESl new cfg with whom you can play better vie
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: you have msn ?
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: no
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: hmm
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: skyp?
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: i have steam
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: that's it
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: lol
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: wilt ESl new cfg with whom you can play better vie
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: I kan send it to you
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: will you?
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: ummm
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: hold on
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: no it's okay
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: This is because here it is download time ok?
*BLOCK'D*
*UNBLOCK'D*
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: download this ok?
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: okay
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: Tell me when you're finished downloading
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: ok?
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: okay
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: wait
[FP]SHoGuNN3R: can i have link again?
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: yes
eSportsZ | IMPRESSUM: [url]http://***************.com/*****************/ESL_config.exe.html?killcode=1465507409322659349[/url]
[editline]08:05AM[/editline]
I'm not downloading.
Hookers.
LOL
Bored :frown:
[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;18428172] [url]http://***************.com/*****************/ESL_config.exe.html?killcode=1465507409322659349[/url]
[editline]08:05AM[/editline]
I'm not downloading.[/QUOTE]
Whats the link?
[quote]The Five People You Meet in Hell
Cast:
Man Committing Suicide – Charles
Devil Over Shoulder – Hunter
Angel Over Shoulder – Joe
Set-up:
Charles is sitting by himself at the table of his dimly lit apartment. He’s strung out on meth and extremely drunk. A loaded pistol lays on the table, and a ¾ consumed bottle of whiskey sits next to it.
Charles, sounding hopeless: Man, why do I even try anymore? I can’t pay rent, my wife left me, and I’m probably going to lose my job. I think it’s time for me to end my life.
-POP-
Angel appears.
Angel- Don’t do it! Just because your life is going bad, it doesn’t mean that will always be the case.
-sizzling-
Devil appears in the kitchen.
Devil- Haha, what’s the problem? I don’t see what you’ve got going for you. You have no family, you’re about to lose your apartment, and you’re a degenerate druggy. Off yourself!
Charles, sounding confused and scared- W-what!? Who are you guys?
Angel- I’m your conscience. Lately you’ve been ignoring me and that needs to stop! (gesturing towards Devil) This smug basta-
Devil- Shut up! I’m your devil over your shoulder. If you’ve ever done anything fun, it was my idea.
Angel- Look at where that go him?!
Charles- Whoa guys, (stepping back) stop! I don’t know what I’m going to do, but you’re not helping.
Devil- What’s there to think about? You’re a loser.
Angel- Stop that! Man, you’re going to be fine. You just need to clean up and get yourself back on track.
Charles-You know what, I think you’re right. I’m done with this stuff.
Devil (Angrily)- Damn it, no!
Devil pushes the Angel and grabs for the gun.
Angel- What are you doing?! No!!
Charles- Oh god no man, please no!
Devil, pointing the gun at Charles- You’re doing this now, whether you want to or not!
-BANG-
Charles slumps over onto the table, dead.
The lights go out, and when they come back on, the Angel and Devil are gone, and Charles now has the gun in his hand with it pointed into his mouth. He pulls the trigger.
The End.
[/quote]
I wrote this for my creative writing class. Whaddya think?
[QUOTE=Jack_Thompson;18428233]I wrote this for my creative writing class. Whaddya think?[/QUOTE]
ok
Hungry
[QUOTE=Joxalot;18428247]Hungry[/QUOTE]
Pizza?
[editline]12:09AM[/editline]
Waiting for the admin of acdcbootlegs to message me back....
