What Are You Thinking V. Spontaneous Human Combustion - General

Oh damn, Johnny, you closed that thread before I could post mine. [quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: horny? You: I AM THE LAW! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

I have a test over Trig Identities tomorrow and I shit you not I have no clue what to do, or how things work.

Hah same Naut. [quote]Stranger: AAAAYYY You: I AM THE LAW, PERP! Stranger: shit You: YOU'RE GOING DOWN Stranger: oopps You: TEN YEARS IN THE CUBES Stranger: IM A DEFENSE ATTORNEY Stranger: NICE TRY BITCH You: ILLEGAL GOLDFISH OWNERSHIP WITHOUT A LICENSE Stranger: FUCK! You: THAT'S ANOTHER 5 You: 15 YEARS PERP You: GET DOWN Stranger: YOU CAUGHT THE CATCHER! You: HANDS ON YOUR HEAD You: STOP TYPING You: BACK AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD Stranger: YOU Stranger: WISH Stranger: THAT You: TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER Stranger: YOU Stranger: WERE Stranger: AS Stranger: COOL Stranger: AS Stranger: ME Stranger: OH Stranger: YES Stranger: YES Stranger: YES Stranger: YES Stranger: YES Stranger: WHAT Stranger: OH You: RESISTING ARREST ANOTHER 15 YEARS You: THAT'S 30 YEARS PERP Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK You: YOU ARE SCUM You: SCUM THAT SHOULD BE LOCKED UP You: AND YOU WILL BE Stranger: OJ Stranger: HAHAHAH Stranger: I MEANT TO SAY OH Stranger: BUT OHJ Stranger: EORK Stranger: WORKS Stranger: TOO You: NOW UNPLUG YOUR COMPUTER AND I'LL BE OVER THERE TO PERFORM AN ARREST UPON YOU Stranger: JKDHVKLFEYGLER\ Stranger: GHREHSJKHGSHGL\ Stranger: ew Stranger: do Stranger: not come near me. You: I'M COMING FOR YOU PERP Stranger: CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPER You have disconnected.[/quote] [editline]03:03AM[/editline] perp

The Book of Job is my favorite Bible book because it's so damn terrible.

[QUOTE=Bredirish123;18446934]I have a test over Trig Identities tomorrow and I shit you not I have no clue what to do, or how things work.[/QUOTE] cool i have one on friday

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;18446987]The Book of Job is my favorite Bible book because it's so damn terrible.[/QUOTE] Terrible? How so.

[QUOTE=Wakka V2;18447050]Terrible? How so.[/QUOTE] God makes a bet with the devil to see if this guy will remain a faithful christian even if god makes his life a living hell.

[QUOTE=Wakka V2;18447050]Terrible? How so.[/QUOTE] *terrible shit happens to a good man* Job: Hey god, what the fuck? I'm a good dude and all. God: Fuck you bitch I do what I want

[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;18446935]Hah same Naut. [editline]03:03AM[/editline] perp[/QUOTE] I dont know what happened... [quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Penis Y/N Stranger: NO Stranger: its probably shriveled Stranger: like your mom's pussy You: So... You: You have a shrivled up penis Stranger: heh heh Stranger: o rly? You: YES RLLY Stranger: lol Stranger: ok You: k You: k You: k Stranger: mr. 2 incher You: more like 2 footer Stranger: ew You: hoe Stranger: mhm Stranger: so.... You: vagina y/n Stranger: y You: yay Stranger: heh Stranger: wanna see it? Stranger: u have cam? You: yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss You: no i dun have cam Stranger: oh well Stranger: just a sec You: pics You: kkkkkk Stranger: wait just a minute You: kkkkkkk Stranger: ok here Stranger: [url]http://www.comeraghcc.com/mainsite/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/fuck-you.jpg[/url] Stranger: my site You: that is one hot vagina Stranger: lol Stranger: perv You: i nEED TO MASTERBATW Stranger: okey Stranger: teenbunnies.com You: I NEED FREE PR0N Stranger: pokemon pronz is 4 you You: MUDKIPZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: lolz Stranger: i haz them Stranger: well im gonna go get laid Stranger: BYE You: WHAT THE FUCK GIVEM THEM< I WANT TO FUCK MUDKIPZ Stranger: ... Stranger: BYe You: BYE C>ASDX \ Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

Bad day. :frown:

[img]http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/7454588.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1258603528&Signature=nPq3EsDje8kZ%2FAmmSBUZm7H3%2FRM%3D[/img] Lots of these live around my house/in my garage.

Is that a black widow? :ohdear:

[img]http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/7455876.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1258603684&Signature=8XNGTYBeQwl59lDMfbgG3RAdi6E%3D[/img] Arizona has awesome animals. [editline]08:52PM[/editline] Yes sir.

Ate apple. Teeth hurt. :bang:

How does eating an apple make one's teeth hurt?

[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;18447662]How does eating an apple make one's teeth hurt?[/QUOTE] Scraped my gums.

[img]http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/6301652.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1258603931&Signature=io2ppvpLPyHKcKkatj5wbtCwaDA%3D[/img] I found this out front one night. [editline]08:58PM[/editline] [img]http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/6302106.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1258604072&Signature=tyatyVT7v7KXmKv6hujG0Ct7srg%3D[/img] [editline]08:58PM[/editline] And this is just outside the Phoenix area [img]http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/7500092.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1258604104&Signature=dHi7iShZ8JUvQzrvwbDg9UqYsvg%3D[/img]

Where I live, we have dangerous creatures such as these. [media]http://i49.tinypic.com/dy2cdj.jpg[/media]

[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;18447849]Where I live, we have dangerous creatures such as these. [media]http://i49.tinypic.com/dy2cdj.jpg[/media][/QUOTE] Ferocious! We have one of these beasts living here. [img]http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/4597821.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1258604683&Signature=zZr6QIaa487bxhOT70xEcJ02rBE%3D[/img]

God I remember this thread: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=734069[/url]

[QUOTE=Lithifold;18447974]God I remember this thread: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=734069[/url][/QUOTE] Your mum doesn't just look good hanging from a tree! :v:

Ow my nipples

My throat hurts.

Fuck fuck oh fuck Russia declared war on me while all my troops were in Africa :ohdear: [editline]12:31AM[/editline] And the only thing that was defending the border was a weee little unit

Don't worry that bitch will take em on.

I'd like to see you try.

morning

I don't want to get up, my bed is comfy and warm :saddowns:

fuck it's cold out, and I really want a cigg. Got it rolled and everything :geno:

[QUOTE=dcalde78;18449507]I don't want to get up, my bed is comfy and warm :saddowns:[/QUOTE]I've missed quite a few lessons because my bed was too comfy :/ Might need to put bricks in it or something.