[QUOTE=The golden;39273130][B]Blue Sea Slug![/B]
[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1jkYGYcwZxo/Thri5fiXi5I/AAAAAAAAAwU/osU6Pf2ie-0/s1600/blue-sea-slug.jpg[/img]
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Those are nudibranches, and they're propably the most colourful animals we'll ever see:
[t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/78/Kubaryana_eating_clavelina.jpg[/t]
[t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/eb/Berghia_coerulescens_(Laurillard%2C_1830)_.jpg/800px-Berghia_coerulescens_(Laurillard%2C_1830)_.jpg[/t]
[t]http://www.thecutereport.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/nudibranch.jpg[/t]
[t]http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2008/06/nudibranchs/img/28-yellow-horns-714.jpg[/t]
Just look at that happy lil' fuck.
[QUOTE=Sprockethead;39283239]
[IMG]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8cdsykbfq1qga1al.jpg[/IMG]
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Dear mother of god. If those things were alive today I would devote my entire existence to wiping them off the face of the earth.
hi
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Ty6Vq4N.jpg[/IMG]
Triops australiensis
[QUOTE=Sprockethead;39283239]Do prehistoric animals count?
[IMG]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8cdsykbfq1qga1al.jpg[/IMG]
A reconstruction of [I]Arthropleura[/I] a giant centipede like thing that existed some time before the dinosaurs started getting big.[/QUOTE]
Oh Thank Fucking god there not that big now must of sucked for the dinosaurs though
Arthropleura pre-dates dinosaurs IIRC
[QUOTE=theevilldeadII;39372359]Oh Thank Fucking god there not that big now must of sucked for the dinosaurs though[/QUOTE]
Dinosaurs didn't exist in that period.
its the NOPE thread
The wonderful world of the Dinoflagellates
[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b5/Haeckel_Peridinea.jpg/423px-Haeckel_Peridinea.jpg[/IMG]
Need some weird plant? I present to you: the walking palm. It does what the name implies (in a way: it grows new roots in the direction it wants to go).
[IMG]http://wheretwonow.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Walking-palm.jpg[/IMG]
Here is the Kakapo, a flightless superrare parrot:
[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6d/Strigops_habroptilus_1.jpg[/IMG]
Also, have some garden eels, they are the shit:
[IMG]http://www.coral.org/files/images/7629-GardenEel.preview.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2SqJOdGNSDE/UCsOdASiRkI/AAAAAAAAAa0/CKo-EqN-rbw/s1600/garden+eel,+Heteroconger+cobra.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=MechaKat;39376730][IMG]http://the10mostknown.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/candiru.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
On first glance it doesn't look that weird. But let me tell you. Oh shit, the candiru?!! I heard of that thing. They are messed up little buggers.
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Here is the Kakapo, a flightless superrare parrot:
[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6d/Strigops_habroptilus_1.jpg[/IMG]
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I always think of these videos when I see a Kakapo
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZG8HBuDjgc[/media]
[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5s67MJWOeAg/S9ndD5zVAGI/AAAAAAAADJ0/210Ea-Udsyw/s1600/3162658.jpg[/img]
Good ole' softshell turtle.
Why the fuck do all naval "bizarre animals" have to have tentacles and look super-slimy?
They're freaking me out.
[QUOTE=imptastick;39269628]Vampire finches
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"boobies on Wolf island have to contend with a different kind of molestation"
[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/87/Bed_bug%2C_Cimex_lectularius.jpg/640px-Bed_bug%2C_Cimex_lectularius.jpg[/IMG]
Bedbugs.
Now I know what you're saying. "Oh, bedbugs are just regular bugs like ticks and fleas, nothing freaky about them"
WRONG.
You see... Bedbugs are at the forefront of evolution. Evolution is all about being good at mating.
Bedbugs...
Bedbugs. They mate by [I][B]stabrape.[/B][/I]
You heard me. Stabrape. The female bedbug has a bedbug-vagina, but only uses it to lay eggs, not mate. The male bedbug's penis is a spike. Since bedbugs have an open circulation system, any sperm that enters Ms. Bedbug's body in any way will with time reach her little bedbug ovaries. Mr. Bedbug knows this. So instead of doing the hassle of finding a mate and pairing up with her, possibly battling other males for her, he just pounces her, stabs her, fucks the wound and cums in it.
This is how bedbugs get pregnant, ladies and gentlemen.
[B][I][U]Stabrape.[/U][/I][/B]
[QUOTE=Camper99;39379154]Why the fuck do all naval "bizarre animals" have to have tentacles and look super-slimy?
They're freaking me out.[/QUOTE]you mean like this?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7UEMUoUS9Q[/media]
teke-lili
[QUOTE=Benjimon007;39376683]Also, have some garden eels, they are the shit:
[IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2SqJOdGNSDE/UCsOdASiRkI/AAAAAAAAAa0/CKo-EqN-rbw/s1600/garden+eel,+Heteroconger+cobra.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
sorry for using a meme but i couldn't help myself
[img]http://www.1337upload.net/files/wrongreef.png[/img]
-snip- Miss spelled it.
:3
[IMG]http://lookatthatfuckingcuttlefish.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/baby_cuttlefish_by_mentaldstruction.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=lolz3;39379798]Cuttlefish.
:3
[IMG]http://lookatthatfuckingcuttlefish.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/baby_cuttlefish_by_mentaldstruction.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Looks more like a cuddlefish to me <3
[QUOTE=Riller;39379998]Looks more like a cuddlefish to me <3[/QUOTE]
cute-le fish
[QUOTE=Riller;39379998]Looks more like a cuddlefish to me <3[/QUOTE]
Combine Husky-Corgi-Cuttlefish
What would it look like?
Cookie Cutter Sharks.
Lookit these motherfuckers.
[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pF-LFHFN_8A/Ttri3w7kVKI/AAAAAAAABP4/5sTKyLaaERE/s1600/cookie_cutter_shark.gif[/img]
They just take out circular chunks out of fish when they bite and shit.
[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-B2khoaT0rh0/UKQDIubgtKI/AAAAAAAAAxQ/fnhoKF9n0iE/s1600/Cookie+Cutter+Shark+2.jpg[/img]
Moray Eel.
They look like this from the side, just look how cute he is.
[IMG]http://sniderwriter.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/6043428309_68376a30bb.jpg[/IMG]
From the front, they look like this.
[t]http://sniderwriter.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/creepyeel.jpg[/t]
[t]http://sniderwriter.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/creepyeel2.jpg[/t]
Alligator gar
[IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BrUHBMkBvsY/UIz_hwrH06I/AAAAAAAAF94/oJeHNN-Q8b8/s1600/Alligator-Fish_1.jpg[/IMG]
Alligator turtle
This motherfucker right here can just eat your whole fucking hand in a second
[IMG]http://restrictednote.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/cheats-alligator-snapping-turtle.jpg[/IMG]
Glass frog
[IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--lhVofqJ_Wg/TfiEshZ5IiI/AAAAAAAAAGc/uAxbuK6J_rs/s1600/2011-06-15_110936.png[/IMG]
Devil moloch
[IMG]http://mapoflifeblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/moloch_horridus_40kb.jpg[/IMG]
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