You Have Five Minutes To Live. What Do You Do?

[victormeriqui_1]

Get knife> Kill first person i see.

[PonceDeLeon]

donate blood

[B_I_G__C_U_M]

Tell my secret on Facebook. And write short book real quick about my life.

[Rediscover]

i'd show all my porn at my family reunion

[Upgrade123]

I live.

[Fhenexx]

Make a soul-driven 5-minute speech about some subject at whatever locale I am currently at and end it with "...and if I'm right, then God strike me dead!"

[Nerdrage]

I'd google everything that kills a person in 5 minutes and try to counter it.

i have nothing to loose, right?

[mickers]

strike epic pose for rigamortis

[Sabrina]

I despise everyone already, so i just go and kill everyone.
Wish i could've done more though =(

But if i had 30 minutes, now that would be a different story.
I could call my dad, tell him the situation, record a small clip of me confessing all the crimes i've done but never told anyone, tell them where i keep my porn (Probably this is where they run away to search my porn stash and stop the tape =( ) and finally, go and eat raw human. Just slit the throat open and start digging in right there. I'm going to die in under an hour already so who the fuck cares about consequences.

[ryfry]

I'd probably chew it over with a twix

[Sgt. Napalm]

I'd pull a classic George Carlin gag.

[Swilly]

I would belt out this bad boy and get pummled to death for it.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0[/media]

[0thercrackbone]

Do what this guy did.
[media] [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAuo8IOFNuE[/url] [/media]

[PokeGirl98]

Just die already.

[spanaren]

I'd throw my monitor out of the window and then kiss the girl I love. Then jump off a tree.

[gtaftw]

masturbate

[wtf_Stormz21]

Dance around naked like a mofo on fire

[Protoman]

Probably walk around fapping in the street.
Or stick my dick through my drum set.

Something to do with my dick.

[shortyish]

rape the first girl i see :bandwagon:

[paimaster]

Find a cure :)

[DrBones]

I would explode with the power of a thousand suns.

[TheOneFree-Man]

with 5 minutes?
I guess I could make a pot noodle...

[Agent Texas]

I'd crossdress. :glomp:

Technically, I'm a bisexual person so feel free to rate optimistic.

[Antonio342100]

[QUOTE=lordskelzor;23827455]now your getting it

:buddy:[/QUOTE]
wtf is wrong with your head you emo

[Xeno92]

I'd tell my family I love them, then i'd probably be with my mother for the last 5 mins. I'd tell all my friends on MSN and Steam that they were the best friends i've ever had etc. and die peacefully.

[Mister Sandman]

Shoot myself in the head at the 4 minute mark
May as well get it done with early

[Errorproxy]

[QUOTE=0thercrackbone;23889791]Do what this guy did.
[media] [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAuo8IOFNuE[/url] [/media][/QUOTE]

You're going to make a rap song, then a music video?

[evilweazel]

I'd listen to freebird so that death would have to slow the fuck down for the solo.

[MeltedGenera]

Go to my favorite one-stop Yellow Line and time it so when I die, I'll be right in front of the train.

Also, play the long version of this song with a note next to it.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exkUgvVwG6o[/media]

[0thercrackbone]

[QUOTE=Errorproxy;23905774]You're going to make a rap song, then a music video?[/QUOTE]

No you silly.Do what he did in the video and then masturbate to anime.