What is the dumbest question somebody has ever asked you?
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Me: "Hey man, I lost my keys. Can you help me find them?"
Friend: "Ok. Where is it?"
[QUOTE=HazeFyer23;29513393]Me: "Hey man, I lost my keys. Can you help me find them."
Friend: "Ok. Where is it?"[/QUOTE]
Me: "In my back pocket."
Friend: "Oki, I think I know where they are."
[quote]M4YB3 YOUR3 4 G1RL? [/quote]
isnt it obvious im a man?
the person who asked me this is probably some dumb ass
also the leet speak he or she did is annoying as fuck
"Who's Gandhi?"
Maybe not the dumbest, but where the fuck have you been living? Even worse it's one of those girls that sit all day on Facebook and reads all the updates on some e-whore's blog fanatically.
Does firefox have hotmail too?
What was Hitlers last name?
Not something that I've been asked, but my sister texted "Did I leave my phone at your house?" to her friend. It'd be the dumbest question I'd have ever heard, but she did it intentionally since her friend is very gullible; she allegedly spent an hour looking around her house for the phone that was in my sister's hands.
[QUOTE=Dave Strider;29513554]isnt it obvious im a man?
the person who asked me this is probably some dumb ass
also the leet speak he or she did is annoying as fuck[/QUOTE]
No seriously
The stench of alt is unbearable
My friend was taking a Russia related quiz for online school and I knew the answer was Chernobyl
I told him "Yeah, I knew that from a video game" (obviously referring to S.T.A.L.K.E.R.)
And he asks "Oh Modern Warfare 2, right?"
:doh:
Some floor employee at Best Buy saw a new PS3, four PS3 game, a PS3 controller in my cart and asked "Are you buying all that?" I responded, "No, I just like to pretend to be a rich homeless man and push around a cart full of electronics."
I had someone say to me: "Hey, whats Obama's last name? Oh, wait, he doesn't have one, right?"
Needless to say, it was one of those girls who does nothing but Facebook.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;29512198]I once told a girl at my school that you couldn't get AIDS in Canada to see what she would do.
"Do Canadians have magic penises?"
:frog:[/QUOTE]
Yes we do
Le working at Wal-Mart a couple years ago.
Stocking shelves in the dental hygeine aisle. Had a crate of Colgate Toothpase boxes under one arm, was arranging them on the shelf.
Cute blonde comes up to me.
"Excuuse me!"
So I turn to her. "How can I help you, Ma'am?"
"Heey. So, um... where do you guys keep the toothbrushes and toothpaste and stuff?"
Five seconds of dead silence. I raise an eyebrow and glance at the shelf.
"Huh? Ohhhhhhhh! My bad!"
"You have a good day now, miss."
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How do I switch channels with the TV remote? :doh:
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[editline]30th April 2011[/editline]
FFS :ninja:
"Do you fart?"
"Who Hitler?"
-A kid in my 8th grade History class.
Someone asked me yesterday if any of the banks would be open, it was a bank holiday.
"is Africa in Europe?"
[i]"Would you like to come to church with me?"[/i]
No seriously
Some girl in history asked me "why do we learn about the Holocaust because if no one remembers it no one will think to do it again?" :downs:
What the hell, I did history, most of the people that chose it were smart as fuck
Also fatty, JUST before I came here I rated you dumb in some other thread. The boxes are mutual!
[editline]1st May 2011[/editline]
(You dumbass)
[QUOTE=flyschy;29513660]What was Hitlers last name?[/QUOTE]
That was a girl in a history class too. :v:
[QUOTE=flyschy;29543274]That was a girl in a history class [b]to[/b]. :v:[/QUOTE]
too
Kid walks into guitar lesson,
"Is this the guitar lesson?"
"No, this is for drums."
