What is the dumbest question somebody has ever asked you?

[Boobenmyre]

While watching "The Boy in Striped Pajamas":

"WAS HITLER A RACIST?"

Same girl: "Is racial profiling like when you make a profile on Facebook?"

[slayer20]

"You crossdress AND you're straight?"

[DemonDog]

"Russia is in Asia?"

mother how did you ever pass high school.

[Darkride196]

[QUOTE=DemonDog;29563548]"Russia is in Asia?"

mother how did you ever pass high school.[/QUOTE]
it partly is, it's both in europe and asia.

Me: hey i'm 17.
Girl: Oh hey, i'm 18? What age are you?

[Elecbullet]

"Can you fall off the moon?"

[rabbitfang48]

"Alaska is a state????" (8th grader)

[pie_is_good]

[I]In history class during a unit on world war one a student interrupts the teacher[/I]
STUDENT: Yeah, what war are we doing again
TEACHER: So you don't remember what war we've been looking at for three weeks now
OTHER STUDENT: It's World War One, dummy.
STUDENT: Oh was that the one against the Nazis
OTHER STUDENT: We were fighting against Germany so of course we were fighting Nazis.
[I]I weep at the low intelligence of these people.[/I]

I'm not a history nut and I don't mind if people are a bit ignorant about some historical events, but man was that stupid.

[ROFLBURGER]

"Want to go to Chucky Cheeze?"

OF FUCKING COURSE I WANT TO GO TO MOTHERFUCKING CHUCKY CHEEZE

[Big Orca]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;29564477]"Want to go to Chucky Cheeze?"

OF FUCKING COURSE I WANT TO GO TO MOTHERFUCKING CHUCKY CHEEZE[/QUOTE]

brb goin to chuck's place

[adam1172]

Someone calling me on my house phone.

"Hey, Where are you now?"

[Arcesious]

Q: "Do you watch MLP:FIM?"

A: "**** no, you dumb****."

[SilverDragon619]

"How do I put gasoline in a gun?"

[Zillamaster55]

"Where's black mesa?"
:geno:

[editline]3rd May 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Arcesious;29570234]Q: "Do you watch MLP:FIM?"

A: "**** no, you dumb****."[/QUOTE]

Ooooh, bad wordz, i'm tellin

[Gay4Grandad]

"Who's our Prime Minister?"

[meowmynips]

I once asked my teacher what a lightbulb looked liked.
I was in grade 2, k?

[Saucy]

"Are Pokemon real?"

[FrostyZippo]

"Storm Troopers? Aren't they from Star Wars?"

Little irritating autistic kid after hearing me and some friends discuss Nazi Germany and WW2.

[HazzaHardie]

They are in Star Wars

[darkgodmaste]

"Is Egypt a part of Europe since it's the most northern side of Africa?"

[The mouse]

Also Last year a different girl asked me whether her Landlord had Slaves. Jesus Christ I could bearly keep a straight face.

[Makrin]

"So wait, the Nazis lost World War I, right?"

[SmashBrosFan11]

Friend- "Who is Osama Bin Laden?"
Me- A terrorist
Friend- "Like Achmed the Dead Terrorist?"
Me- *Facepalm*

[ragawaga]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;29512198]I once told a girl at my school that you couldn't get AIDS in Canada to see what she would do.

"Do Canadians have magic penises?"

:frog:[/QUOTE]
lmao really? fuck

[ROFLBURGER]

Classmate: "What time is it?"
Me: "There's a fucking clock behind you"
Classmate: "I don't know how to read it, could you tell me what it is?"

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;29512198]I once told a girl at my school that you couldn't get AIDS in Canada to see what she would do.

"Do Canadians have magic penises?"

:frog:[/QUOTE]

What a dumbass, they do have magic penis, how could someone get this wrong?

[LooperNor]

"Do you stammer".

No I fucking don't, I talk to you every day you idiot.