Your weapon of choice.....FOR KILLING HUMANS

[MacD11]

[QUOTE=texanderson;20655999]toaster[/QUOTE]

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3e/BowserSourpussToast.PNG[/img]

on other news......an machete and pills.

[PenguinKris]

Poison

[HazeFyer23]

The locales of Facepunch.

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And Jesus biscuits

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Wait that's for killing demons

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Shit

[PeanutTHENINJA]

4chan

[Patrick]

Dual AA-12s and a cat.

[OhSnap!]

"Deez Thumb"

[Hail Satan]

Aids

[B1N4RY!]

BTR9000

/caps

[Vextrom]

Piano wire, Silenced pistol and a knife.

[Kalamadea]

A ball peen hammer with a large nail welded to the flat part that you hit nails with. Puts a whole new meaning to "getting nailed". Haha. Not funny, I know.

[Dukov Traboski]

I win
[img]http://sport-trops.com/marocfoot/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/asteroide_terre_collision.jpg[/img]

[PeanutTHENINJA]

All you killed is the ocean.

[texanderson]

a trex with a 150 calibur cannon on its head and 2 50 cal machineguns on its arms

[PeanutTHENINJA]

[IMG]http://i309.photobucket.com/albums/kk363/CNC109/Mutherfuckingtrex.png[/IMG]
Something similar to that?

[The Riddler]

Bombs that can only be defused by the answers to my clever conundrums.

[EFG]

More gun.

[Col. Buggernuts]

[QUOTE=benzi2k7;20655966]my penis[/QUOTE]Oh god isn't that against the Geneva convention or something?

[halflambada]

Grenade launcher with nitrogen rounds and a crowbar.

[milkandcooki]

[img]http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/d/df/SAXTON.jpg[/img]

With my bare hands!

[The.Joker]

Remington 700, with a .308 Winchester bullet, and 400 yards of space between me and my target(s). I'd kill as many as bullets I had.

Then I'd use a Beretta 92 to shoot the rest.

[toastedspyro]

Poisoned donuts.

Hey, it got the job done for me in Hitman.

[G12-A5]

Itching Powder.

[rosthouse]

[url=http://theinfosphere.org/Doomsday_Devices][img]http://theinfosphere.org/images/4/4d/Doomsday_device.png[/img][/url]

[sau]

[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;20659483]4chan[/QUOTE]

this.

[MS-DOS4]

2 plastic tubes small enough to fit inside your nose
1 funnel
1 container of battery acid

[DieselPowered]

Well for a quick kill: .50 Cal

for a secret death:

I would find a way to get to take pure sodium tablets, maybe like 2-3, then drink a glass of water :D

Then their tummy would go BOOM.

[Sgt N3wb]

[QUOTE=zombiefreak;20656454]If there were some armored targets (ie. ballistic vests) I would go for my SKS.[/QUOTE]

Good luck with it jamming.

[Magman77]

This thread.

[The Adjudicator]

[QUOTE=Magman77;20666942]This thread.[/QUOTE]

this quote

[SilverDragon619]

MP5K and the Anti-Tank Rifle