Really funny joke - General

I don't get it.

I told this one to my little cousin: "What do you get if you repeatedly slam your face into a wall?" and my cousins reply? "I dont know, why dont you go and find out for me?" He is 9. bless him.

[QUOTE=Inafinus :3;21656128]At least I made my own joke. [editline]10:51PM[/editline] Also you can't type it as you spelt it as "Eyes" so that means it would be an Eyeless fish.[/QUOTE] It's a joke, deal with it

I just made this one up Elizabeth Fritzl asked her dad "Dad, Whats it like being kept in a cellar for 24 years?" And Joseph's reply "I don't know why don't you go and find out for me?" [editline]11:12PM[/editline] I'm going to burn in hell.

i tire of you, son. off you fuck.

I used yours as inspiration. Sorry if I offended you.

Oh no! I BEG OF YOU! NOT A LETTER! Were civil floating head avatars...we don't need LETTERS. Maby Emails...but not letters!

Did you hear the joke about the blunt pencil? No? Oh well, it's pointless.

[HIGHLIGHt]HAAAAAAAH[/HIGHLIGHt]. That guy just won.

He didn't make it up. Its sooooooo old. [editline]11:30PM[/editline] OH Family guy on BBC 3. Be nice now

Ping pong. you heard me.

NO. I refuse to be beaten down into the dirt like this. I will have my revenge upon your children, and the day shall be MINE.

[QUOTE=Run&Gun12;21657083]NO. I refuse to be beaten down into the dirt like this. I will have my revenge upon your children, and the day shall be MINE.[/QUOTE] I have no children. The age on my profile fucked up when I was making it.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.

What does garry do when he gets mad while playing cards? he throws an acepunch.

[QUOTE=Oppy;21658087]What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.[/QUOTE] That is older than my great grandfather's buckskin condoms.

[QUOTE=Inafinus :3;21657971]I have no children. The age on my profile fucked up when I was making it.[/QUOTE] My plan is working...

What do you get when you combine pillows and shoes? Poos.

What is it called when you put your finger on somebody's shoulder and keep it there? Slooooooooooow.................Poooooke. You know what? [I]I[/I] don't even think that's funny! I'm gonna rate myself boxes.

ThIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT WHO HAS THE BEST JOKES. GOGOGOGO

what do you call a small, annoying virgin hair cutter? justin barber. ... i'm pretty bad at this.

[QUOTE=xxfalconxx;21661426]what do you call a small, annoying virgin hair cutter? justin barber. ... i'm pretty bad at this.[/QUOTE] Not bad, made me chuckle. What's the difference between a ritz and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker

a fat man walks into a bar he has a heart attack :saddowns:

So a Jew goes into an attic lol holocaust.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? [sp]a pilot, you racist[/sp]

why did the whale cross the ocean? to get to the other tide. what do you call a one-legged lady? Ilene what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

[quote] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: how do you call a one-legged lady? Stranger: hi Stranger: umm Stranger: idk Stranger: what? You: Ilene Stranger: whys that? You: you pronounce it as I lean Stranger: ahh Stranger: eileen Stranger: is better You: and how do you call a cow without legs? Stranger: cower? You: ground beaf Stranger: haha Stranger: nice Stranger: anymore? You: What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? Stranger: blackbird? You: a pilot, you racist Stranger: haha Stranger: sorry You: nm You: why did the whale cross the ocean? Stranger: to find someone to mate? You: to get to the other tide. Stranger: haha Stranger: u r full of lame jokes You: I'm going to share this on facepunch, ok? Stranger: uhhhh Stranger: suit yourself You: wait, ill link you to the thread You: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=931565[/url] You: all the jokes are in there Stranger: ok man You: kthxbai You have disconnected. [/quote] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA /caps and sorry if i weren't allowed to use them

oh noes this thread just stole my lulz :(

[QUOTE=kmlkmljkl;21670769]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA /caps and sorry if i weren't allowed to use them[/QUOTE] omg you used my jokes im honored