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one time at a bar I went in to a stall and there was a homeless dude jacking off on the toilet, looked like he had shit on his hands too he coulda locked the stall at least jfc
[QUOTE=Egon Spengler;47699096]Well I went to the beach about 5 or so years back and I had to go change into some dry clothes after swimming for quite abit. I went to the bathroom and all the stalls were full except [B]one [/B](it was the beginning of summer so everyone was at the beach, understandable) So I opened the door to this one seemingly unoccupied stall to only be greeted by a toilet filled to the absolute top with feces, toilet paper, trash, and piss. Since then, I've never used the bathroom at the beach no matter how bad I've ever had to go.[/QUOTE] I usually just pee in the ocean because of that :v:. I think it must be some tourist thing or something. It always seems like people from different countries don't understand toilet courtesy. Anyways one of the worst I have ever seen was the high school girls bathroom, one time in freshman year. I walk in and the first thing I see is used tampons on the ceiling, with used pads on the walls, and then piss and shit in the sinks. Probably one of the nastiest things I've seen. Because of that I rarely used the bathrooms at school, and I'm still iffy even at college.
There's a primitive (no water or electricity) campsite on the east side of Ohio my family and I camp at occasionally, and they have... One, large outhouse. It's the outhouse from Hell. It must be cleaned and emptied like once every two years. The stench is awful, you can smell it 30 feet away from the damn thing, and the inside is absolutely filthy. Thankfully we always bring our own bucket to shit and piss in and empty somewhere else so it's not so terrible.
Grand Central Station's bathroom. Shit all over the floor, which I don't understand how this happens because you got that far and still manage to shit all on the stall floor and walls?
Funny (and kind of depressing) story. A few years ago, I was cleaning the women's restroom at work. We were closing in about 15 minutes, and I was in the stall, cleaning off the last toilet. No big deal. Then the door opened, and a woman came in, and sat down in the stall next to the one I was cleaning. I didn't want to say anything, because I didn't want to freak her out or something, so I just sat there frozen. She took the biggest shit ever, farting and groaning the whole time. I was trying so hard not to burst out laughing at her or crying because I had to clean it again. Probably the worst day of my life.
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well, my old school was certainly disgusting. every single day there would be this huge turd that went all around the toilet bowl in a spiral shape, i'm not even sure its humanly possible to take a shit that fucking long but it was there, there would also be shit on the walls, humongous boogers stuck pretty much everywhere, and a huge piss puddle in the corner of the bathroom like almost everyday. it has pretty much traumatized me from using public bathrooms
A Servo in Bali. The "toilet" was just a hole in the floor to a river which maybe ran for a few days in the rainy season. It has probably never cleaned in it's entire existence, there was dirt, piss and shit on the floor. The water in the basin thing (They don't have running taps, just tubs full of water which they empty out every now and again) was black and smelt bad. Ended up being stuck in it for 30 minutes while Bali belly got the better of me.
Last time I was on the highway and we stopped at a gas station, I went to roll up in the stall and there was NO GLORY HOLE. How scandalous.
One time I went to the toilet at Redfern station and in one of the stalls the toilet was absolutely covered in shit (seat included) and an empty bottle of wine had been set down on the floor next to the toilet. Also the urinal trough is very narrow and one time during peak hour bathroom activity I had to pee really badly so I ended up peeing shoulder-to-shoulder with some dude with full shoulder on shoulder contact. It was the worst.
It was in a nightclub couple of years ago. Easily the worst public toilet I've ever seen. First off the floor was covered in piss and TP, but that's pretty standard for nightclubs. The urinal was filled with TP and drink/beer glasses. There was only one stall and the handle was broken off. The toilet bowl had no seat or lid, it was covered and filled with shit, piss and TP and surrounding it was like 20 drink/beer glasses all filled with piss. It was like an abandoned toilet that used to be an insane homeless person's home. Worst part was that there was a bouncer standing in front of the employee toilet to prevent people from going in there (or men from going in the women's toilet). If you really had to go your only option was that shit bucket surrounded by piss glasses. Literally shit out of luck. We actually had to leave the club for this reason, and I haven't gone back there since.
I worked as a custodian for a brief amount of time and I always thought the men's bathroom with them being dirty was just a myth oh my god men's bathrooms are [b]THE[/b] most disgusting fucking things I have ever dealt with. It's like they don't know how to aim their dongs, they get piss EVERYWHERE. On the floor, walls, and the seats especially and-- for some fucking reason-- they got piss behind the trash can next to the sinks. Never again. I applaud janitors/custodians endlessly [editline]13th May 2015[/editline] oh yeah and the urinals were bad too, but I expected that. There was piss underneath and behind them against the walls. :\
Those plastic outhouse toilets you see in festivals. During summer heat, it was hard not to vomit while shitting in one of those.
I was in a restaurant in the middle of nowhere I then went to the toilets to pee. After entering the toilet I saw written on the wall, be here March 16 at 1:45 pm for some wild men stuff. I looked at my watch and it was 1:43pm March 16... I got really scared and ran out. 2 min later I saw a man entering the bathroom. Then coming out sad...
Every room I have ever been in that meets these criteria: 1) - Has at least one toilet/urinal/sink 2) - Accessible by a male under the age of 16 has always had a 1 cm sheet of piss/water on the floor. Even the gym at my school which has like 2 urinals in a seperate room usually has a fucking pool of piss slowly seeping out onto the varnish.
[QUOTE=davidrb18;47714596]Last time I was on the highway and we stopped at a gas station, I went to roll up in the stall and there was NO GLORY HOLE. How scandalous.[/QUOTE] glory holes are disgusting
Some toilet off to the side of the road that you shit into and it feel into a pit. Stuck really bad, and the toilet was stained brownish-yellow.
[QUOTE=Metaru;47706754][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/a3QplVw.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] I don't think you understand the definition of the word "Public".
[QUOTE=TomoAlien;47716370]I don't think you understand the definition of the word "Public".[/QUOTE] In this case it's an elite V.I.P. restroom that has a kicked in stall door, soggy toilet paper everywhere, and an air freshener that's supposed to be lilac scented but there's no mixture, so it just beeps every few seconds.
Not my own experiences, but I think they're noteworthy: My brother walked into his uni's toilets and there were three stalls. He entered the left stall, but noticed somebody's shoe was balanced on top of the divide between it and the middle stall. So he went into the right stall, but again there was another shoe on top of the divide. He could see underneath it, and the guy in the middle stall had no shoes or socks on. Then the guy started pissing on his own bare feet, so needless to say my brother hurried the fuck out of there. Also one time he was taking a shit in there when two guys entered the stall next to him and he heard "the unmistakeable sound of fellatio" for several minutes, followed by mumbling and the exchange of money. :v:
At school someone wrote on the wall "Horny girl willing to suck your dick - ph. 130065506" Now if any dumb fuck decided to dial that number it'd take them to the Australian Reading and Writing literacy hotline
in India every public toilet is awful. More than that, there's really no point in saying.
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;47730689]in India every public toilet is awful. More than that, there's really no point in saying.[/QUOTE] You mean [I]the[/I] public toilet
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