>has sex
>:smug:
Wait I've never had sex... :saddowns:
>Hot girl I don't know adds me on Facebook.
>Repeat x10
>Hot girl I don't know messages me and gives me her number.
>Repeat x10
>:smug:
>kiss my girlfriend with her mom in the next room
>her mom has no idea we're together
>:smug:
>take a shit
>take toilet paper
>wipe ass
>sniff
> :smug:
[QUOTE=KingKombat;22993674]>kiss my girlfriend with her mom in the next room
>her mom has no idea we're together
>:smug:[/QUOTE]
>Doesn't everyone do that?
>:smug:
>Entered "Best smug moment" thread
>:smug:
[quote=wickedicon;22988271]>:smug:
>:smug:
:smug:[/quote]
[editline]01:39am[/editline]
[quote=desrt_rat;22994345]>entered "best smug moment" thread
>:smug:[/quote]
[editline]9:40PM[/editline]
> Saw some awesome shit in the "Smug Moments" thread
> Quoted it
:smug:
When I sniped the gunner of a helicopter in BF:BC2 through the fuselage of said helicopter. IT WAS A HEADSHOT.
:smug:
>Sitting on the toilet.
>Take a huge dump.
>Get ready to wipe.
>Wipe.
>Look at toilet paper.
>It isn't covered in poop.
:smug:
[QUOTE=Chad Mobile;22994697]>Sitting on the toilet.
>Take a huge dump.
>Get ready to wipe.
>Wipe.
>Look at toilet paper.
>It isn't covered in poop.
:smug:[/QUOTE]
:eek:
>Get grounded from computer
>Use Droid to surf the internet
>Mom asks what I think I'm doing
>"Using my phone"
>Mom starts 'But I-'
>"You said no computer"
>Mom walks out
>:smug:
[editline]09:27PM[/editline]
>Post in "Your [noparse]:smug:[/noparse] moments thread
>Get page king with your smug moment
>:smug:
>Go to LMAO Pics
>Watch someone get banned for racism
>:smug:
>Play HappyWheels
>Reach finish line with child safe and unharmed.
:smug:
[QUOTE=Chad Mobile;22994697]>Sitting on the toilet.
>Take a huge dump.
>Get ready to wipe.
>Wipe.
>Look at toilet paper.
>It isn't covered in poop.
:smug:[/QUOTE]
>:smug:
On a more serious note,
>Get hungry
>Tell mom to make me a sammich
>Says make it yourself
>Tell her it's not my job
>She makes me one
>:smug:
>Dumb 13 year old kid I know doesn't know how Lockerz redemption works
>I Tell him to press F13 while on the redemption page
>Thinks his keyboard is inferior since it doesn't have F13
>:smug:
[QUOTE=Chad Mobile;22994697]>Sitting on the toilet.
>Take a huge dump.
>Get ready to wipe.
>Wipe.
>Look at toilet paper.
>It isn't covered in poop.
:smug:[/QUOTE]
fucking best feeling in the world
[QUOTE=ashxu;22996837]>Dumb 13 year old kid I know doesn't know how Lockerz redemption works
>I Tell him to press F13 while on the redemption page
>Thinks his keyboard is inferior since it doesn't have F13
>:smug:[/QUOTE]
Fuck, you made me look down
[QUOTE=NateDude;22996550]A lot of quotes[/QUOTE]
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>Two different friends send me invites to Halo 3 and Call of Duty (they both have their own opinions against each other's preferred game)
>Play Rainbow Six Vegas 2
>:smug:
>On computer until 3AM on holiday
>Dad comes out yelling asking me don't I have school tomorrow
>I reply "No, no I don't."
>:smug:
> Friend starts texting a shitload without a plan
> I warn friend about texting, asking him how much he gets charged per text
> He tells me to bugger off and mind my own business, saying "Why do you care" ?
> He gets a $170 phone bill and whines about it
> :smug:
every moment of mine is a smug moment :smug:
:smugissar::fsmug::mmmsmug:
[QUOTE=Shadow187(FP);22987267]>Step on scale
>Reads "170"
>Reminisces about being 220
:smug:[/QUOTE]
>Step on scale
>reads 135
>reminisces about never being fat
>:smug:
>See everyone are talking around about parents and their punisments.
>Remember that you live alone and work the most sick job in the world - a sysadmin.
:smug:
I didn't post this message as if I was on 4chan :smug:
Play tf2
Go spy
sap telentrance
Wait for engie to destroy sapper
Telefrag engie and sap all his shit as soon as the sapper get destroyed
:smug:
Playing Halo 2
Start playing with my feet
Somehow kill him
:smug:
> Playing TF2
> Go Soldier
> Happen to be in a game where everyone sucks
> Use rocketjump + shovel to kill entire enemy team and dominate half of them
:smug:
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