What's the deepest, darkest secret of yours that you would be willing to post on a public forum? - General

[QUOTE=Nitro836;40108338]I avoid company because my mouth goes into overdrive and speaks sometimes over others. Also, my topics suck.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=mac338;40107852]I can't tell if I have the smallest or largest ego in the world. I'll act really selfless often, but I have no reservations about thinking about myself as a great person or talented, which is arrogant and shows an inflated ego which I worry about having. This post alone is enough to make me seem like a total douche bag. :v:[/QUOTE] These describe me well. I also have really strong feelings about this one girl, yet I can't ever bring myself to tell anyone I know outside of the Internet, let alone her. I always imagine how better my life would be if I could stop worrying about her and just ask her, because the worst thing that could happen is that she would say no. Yet I still can't bring myself to tell her. Some times I imagine telling her using only the titles of songs by The Beatles, because somehow that boosts my confidence.

my nose is my only Achilles heel.

[QUOTE=GastricTank;40147446]I drew smut for money for a friend a couple of times. :I[/QUOTE] Only a couple. Amateur.

[QUOTE=Zannabluke;40149592]my nose is my only Achilles heel.[/QUOTE] [img]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=390318&dateline=1363384153[/img] You don't say? :v:

[QUOTE=bdd458;40148606] I also have really strong feelings about this one girl, yet I can't ever bring myself to tell anyone I know outside of the Internet, let alone her. I always imagine how better my life would be if I could stop worrying about her and just ask her, because the worst thing that could happen is that she would say no. Yet I still can't bring myself to tell her. Some times I imagine telling her using only the titles of songs by The Beatles, because somehow that boosts my confidence.[/QUOTE] Brother, (or sister, hey I'm not bothered) believe me when I say that you'd be better to ask her now than to spend the rest of your life thinking about it. I know it's fucking hard, and I've been there myself. I never built up the confidence in time. I always put it off, made up excuses for myself, and it destroyed me. I dropped out of school, and I've spent these past few months really thinking about it. Now I know, I didn't particularly want her to say yes. I just wanted to know if she felt the same way about me. She's gone now. And I'll never let myself forget it. If you want to ask her in that way, go on. You don't need to do anything fancy. Just make sure you don't doubt yourself. The world is yours for the taking. Even if she says no, then at least you have closure. Hell, you could even try again in time. My dad asked my mom out no less than ten times before she said yes, she says to me. But whatever you do, don't let yourself obsess over her. There's plenty of other fish in the sea, and even though I'm sure about a million people will say that to you if you ask them, it's true. All you need to do is drop the pretense. Forget the consequences. Take the reins and make your move. Don't make the same mistake I did. Even if it nearly kills you inside, just ask. Get an answer. Anything could happen, in this crazy ass world we live in. Just don't leave it too late. You can do it, man. And if you ever need advice, remember there's a whole load of people here who know what to do. Don't let yourself feel like you're alone. I'm sorry if I came on a little too strong there, but I really hate seeing people going down the same road I did. If you need someone to talk to, shoot me a PM. If you never want to see me again in your life because I'm one creepy motherfucker, that's cool too.

When I was in middle/high school, I was so bored that I would get excited when a guy was getting bullied for entertainment. I never bullied anyone personally but I feel bad about looking forward to watching it now.

I have a wetting fetish. :I

Me and my ex went through a miscarriage. We didn't find out that she was pregnant, with twins, until three months in, when she got drunk and fell down a flight of stairs like a dumb bitch. I'd be a father of twins right now, around a year old or so, maybe older. While i am sad about it, i wouldn't go back and change it. I'm with a lovely girl right now that i plan on spending a lot of time with. I still think about it though, every now and then.

I have a crush on someone almost twice my age.

[QUOTE=Metherat;40160605]I have a crush on someone almost twice my age.[/QUOTE] I have a crush on someone half my age. I'm 20. It's weird but I'm usually very open about this. I've come out as a pedo several times on several forums before. I don't really need to make a disclaimer that I don't molest children, do I? Because I obviously don't. People seem to think it's impossible to respect children and treat them nicely [I](as in without causing harm)[/I] if you're sexually attracted to them.

I often pretend I'm winninig an imaginairy argument of some sort

I sometimes want to murder someone, not just anyone though, he has to deserve it. Sorta like Dexter. I think about doing it a lot. It usually involves torture like chopping there limbs off. I would chop off my own arm to get a robot arm nust like Deus Ex I have a fetish that no one knows about except I guess you guys now. Its macrophilia Cant believe I acually said it

[QUOTE=Larry_G;40161104]I often pretend I'm winninig an imaginairy argument of some sort[/QUOTE] Your avatar fits your quote so perfectly.

I have a neckbeard because I am too lazy to shave.

[QUOTE=Sherow_Xx;40160973]I have a crush on someone half my age. I'm 20. It's weird but I'm usually very open about this. I've come out as a pedo several times on several forums before. I don't really need to make a disclaimer that I don't molest children, do I? Because I obviously don't. People seem to think it's impossible to respect children and treat them nicely [I](as in without causing harm)[/I] if you're sexually attracted to them.[/QUOTE] People don't seem to understand there's a difference between pedophiles and child molesters, and I didn't for a while either. I believe that everyone is a wounded person and all anyone does is go about their daily lives not knowing whether or not to try to find help.

I'm an idiot and went through a stage of being romantically interested in my really close female friends. Worse part is, that the girls that I'm friends with are all the type I'd be interested in, but I got to know them and be friends with them when I was in year 7 and pretty socially awkward. Don't get me wrong, I really enjoy their company as friends and I'm happy with that, but when I think about one of them it just makes me feel like shit because I know they probably wouldn't see me any other way. I really wish I could just start over now.

I was transgendered twice. I was born a man, and am now forced to live my life as a man.

I broke up with my girlfriend, telling her it was because of some stupid reason when it was actually because I was dying.

[QUOTE=Midget576;40168031]I broke up with my girlfriend, telling her it was because of some stupid reason when it was actually because I was dying.[/QUOTE] You need to tell her, Even if it hurts now my guess is that she would rather know and be there for you than think you're an asshole and then find out what happened after the fact.

[QUOTE=Midget576;40168031]I broke up with my girlfriend, telling her it was because of some stupid reason when it was actually because I was dying.[/QUOTE] Its not fair not to tell her, I'm sure it's difficult but you're not protecting her from it as much as you think you are.

I'll post again. I'm scared of frogs. If they come near me I will cry.

I have a huge fear or paranormal stuff. Only slept 4 hours this night because of it.

I'm also scared of the dentist and I often laugh hysterically when he is checking my teeth. Laughter helps calm me down.

[QUOTE=Midget576;40168031]I broke up with my girlfriend, telling her it was because of some stupid reason when it was actually because I was dying.[/QUOTE] I think you did the right thing. Would be hard for her to live with it

I eh... Man, this is tough. I listen to music from Pink Army and I have a crush on all 3 of them. I usually listen to rock or metal. And well, it just feels weird to like such music. The crush bit I don't give a shit about, they're my age.

20 years old and still never kissed a girl. I guess I shouldn't be surprised I'm doing a computer science degree v:v:v

[QUOTE=TheWarnman;40171304]I'm also scared of the dentist and I often laugh hysterically when he is checking my teeth. Laughter helps calm me down.[/QUOTE] I actually fell asleep once while the dentist was fixing a cavity, probably too much anesthetic.

I often fart while pissing.

I like a girl but when i'm near her i act like a dick

I'm trans and I have a small crush on another of FP's trans users.