What's the deepest, darkest secret of yours that you would be willing to post on a public forum? - General

[QUOTE=endorphinsam;40180096]i just found out that semen burns finger cuts[/QUOTE] ... I'm not surprised.

[QUOTE=myalt22;40089659]One time I [sp]came in my mouth by accident[/sp][/QUOTE] I think we've all been there, my friend. Sometimes it's just hard to gauge the recoil

Sometimes I turn epic music on and read SH pretending to be the leader of world's secret authority

[QUOTE=Naaz;40177261]I have a red stuffed Beanie Baby dragon I can't sleep without.[/QUOTE] Orange Garfield plushy is the best. He even has a plushy of his own.

I was circumcised a few months ago. My parents know and possibly my sister but no one else. When I wanted time off work I just showed them the hospital letter which said, "The date for your procedure has been booked for the below date and time...etc" and never said what it was, but I made sure I didn't have more than a week off so I didn't need a doctor's note, so when I went back into work I had my knob wrapped in tissue and I was limping around. It had actually become infected that day but that's another story.

[QUOTE=TheTalon;40180167]I think we've all been there, my friend. Sometimes it's just hard to gauge the recoil[/QUOTE] Recoil? Now I feel inadequate.

I fall in love with any girl that interacts with me.(Somebody that I didn't know before.)(Not the fat ones.) I've fallen in love with over 10 girls after I have met my gf. I feel awkward thinking that I will never get married in my life just because I fall in love with random girls. Also, when I start doing something new, I get addicted to it, do it for over a year. I was addicted to videogames until the age of 15. Then I got addicted to drinking alcohol for a year.(That is another long story.. I hate it.) And now at the age of 16, I am addicted to working out. I know this is really dumb but I can literally spend my whole day at the gym lifting weights. The feeling satisfies me.

[QUOTE=AeroSinthetic;40176442]My nickname is "Big John". My name isn't John. I'm 5'6" and only about 140 lbs. Sometimes this makes me cry myself to sleep.[/QUOTE] Just say the nickname is less about your overall size and more about the size of a certain one of your features.

[QUOTE=AeroSinthetic;40176442]My nickname is "Big John". My name isn't John. I'm 5'6" and only about 140 lbs. Sometimes this makes me cry myself to sleep.[/QUOTE] That's a nickname for someone with a big dick, isn't it? [editline]7th April 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Empty_Shadow;40186681]Just say the nickname is less about your overall size and more about the size of a certain one of your features.[/QUOTE] Oh fuck, I should've read the next fucking page.

[QUOTE=Ausare;40138767]I'm not equally comfortable around all races in person.[/QUOTE] I am the exact opposite, I feel really uncomfortable when there's mostly white people around. I grew up, and live in leicester, soon to be the first city in the UK where white people will be an ethnic minority, which I think it brilliant. But my problem is, when I got to newcastle, everyone is white, and I feel really fucking uncomfortable. Just going to point out that I am actually white as well.

[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;40180085]Sometimes I wonder how it would be like a real Anthro creature. It's a weird thought even for me.[/QUOTE] If you were an anthro creature you would probably be raped by the crazies.

[QUOTE=Flamesfan;40173446]To her? Because some girls 'get' that.[/QUOTE] I throw her pens and that sort of stuff, sometimes books and other somewhat large things

[QUOTE=absolalone111;40187453]I am the exact opposite, I feel really uncomfortable when there's mostly white people around. I grew up, and live in leicester, soon to be the first city in the UK where white people will be an ethnic minority, which I think it brilliant. But my problem is, when I got to newcastle, everyone is white, and I feel really fucking uncomfortable. Just going to point out that I am actually white as well.[/QUOTE] I live there too, and the part about white people being a minority is true (even counting the Europeans living there).

Sometimes, I meet a random person and decide to lie about myself on every single thing about me, just to compare what my life would be like if I was that character I was playing.

I hate everyone. Seriously I hate my friends, most of my family. If I've seen you in the street I probably hate you.

I am increasingly finding myself attracted to men.

It seems it's becoming harder for me to socialize with strangers, I do terrible with group social activities, for example I can do 1 on 1 but with over 4 of my friends I tend to be awkward and stay quiet. Lately it seems I prefer to be alone most of the time instead of with others. I can only get off to 2d.

I dislike it when things go my way, but I do live with it. I've gotten used to it. For example, I took one of these empathy tests. Said I had low empathy. I expected to get a middle range/normal empathy. Right now I think I have above normal empathy considering I get involved in a lot of other people's life problems and try to help people cope with it.

Reuniting with my girlfriend after 2 months of her having left on what I thought was indefinite leave, she came back to town for a day and is moving back down here in the next few months. Me and her were laying in bed and I saw a scar on her leg from where me and her were attacked when we were in a couple (she was my ex for 3 years) in 2009 and it makes me feel icey and horrible and weak every time I see it and she knows that it's doing that and I just feel horrible because now she's probably insecure about it [editline]7th April 2013[/editline] also I see getting a high as a solution to the bad feelings aforementioned

[QUOTE=Calamity;40184130]I fall in love with any girl that interacts with me.(Somebody that I didn't know before.)(Not the fat ones.) I've fallen in love with over 10 girls after I have met my gf. I feel awkward thinking that I will never get married in my life just because I fall in love with random girls.[/QUOTE] If you're falling in love with every girl you interact with it is not love. It's simply infatuation.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;40187594]If you were an anthro creature you would probably be raped by the crazies.[/QUOTE] Isn't that what he wants anyways?

i am a psychopath. i have almost no regard for my fellow humans and do not care about any atrocities that happen. i aspire to one day somehow conquer all of earth and lead mankind to the stars. [sp]sort of like the emperor from war hammer 40k, not inspired by that at all by the way[/sp] i come up with at least one scheme to try to swipe the world out from the current government's feet, they are however full of holes that i need to get patched up. i may seem like a complete idiot for saying this, but i'm just so sick and tired of how fucked up everything is behind the scenes. beneficial laws aren't passed because a minority of people who believe against it speak up, and that they are actually the majority of those in power. say what you want i just want to change the world, but isn't that every man's dream at one point? oh well i'm certainly not capable of being a bond villain yet, better stick to doing what we've been doing for the last 50 years or so. just being herded through life like sheep, all of our aspirations implanted by our "leaders". you know what i'm just going to go ahead and stop before i just look like a conspiracy theorist/megalomaniac, and the FBI come knowing at my door.

[QUOTE=Solomon;40188137]I am increasingly finding myself attracted to men.[/QUOTE] Interesting. As in, you are attracted to men, but would still be attracted to a female, making you Bisexual Or just plainly attracted to men, making you Homosexual. [editline]7th April 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=yellowoboe;40189157]Isn't that what he wants anyways?[/QUOTE] Personally, no. In my mental mind, sure. [editline]7th April 2013[/editline] Also, I would be refusing them for being human, considering my preferences going with my anthro self, if I ever be and I will doubt that will ever happen in my lifetime. In short, I'll be one lonely motherfucker. Also to make it clear, I would have sex with anyone as it stands as of now.

I get too caught up in my own interests to make time for people. And then I lie in bed at night wondering why i haven't laid anybody. (I'm extremely horny) Also, I love the sound of screaming.

I find how much sins I have done that would be porn and some fucked up desires, I still never masturbate.

[QUOTE=James xX;40188044]Sometimes, I meet a random person and decide to lie about myself on every single thing about me, just to compare what my life would be like if I was that character I was playing.[/QUOTE] I do this too many times. More than I should. Actually, there are like 3 or 2 guys who thinks i'm french. I like to do that, because it makes me feel better. Life is just too short to be stuck on the same person.

I am fucking terrified of mirrors and doppelgangers in general.

I am scared as HELL of those Peeps marshmallows ESPECIALLY with those bird varieties, as they stare at you with their empty souless eyes On shudders to imagine what horror lies behind their frame Those black dots just watching you. I'm afraid that one day, there'll be a mutant Peep attack, causing all of the world to be ruled by those Peeps Marshmallows.

Sometimes I pray even though I don't believe in god.

Sometimes, I just really want to kill some people in brutal ways, such as hanging them from their intestines, and forcing them to eat their own organs and body parts