What's the deepest, darkest secret of yours that you would be willing to post on a public forum? - General

[QUOTE=LondierX;40193156]Sometimes, I just really want to kill some people in brutal ways, such as hanging them from their intestines, and forcing them to eat their own organs and body parts[/QUOTE] this is title material

I like to punch people (that i know) at the arm

sometimes when im alone at night and the neighborhood is particularly quiet... i turn off the lights, shut the blinds and pretend im an anime

I'm a sexual deviant and I hate it (most of the time).

I'm afraid to tell anyone that I'm not actually the hyper-active dude who always need to be awkward in a conversation. I'm actually trying to seem relatively normal, but I always end up failing somehow. Telling anyone would result in me being branded as some self-pitying idiot who just wants attention. :suicide:

I was deathly scared of The Lion and the Bear from the Teletubbies until I was about 7 or 8. I'd run out the room if it ever came on and I'd cry. I still feel a little scared watching it now. [video=youtube;9OmG3Mu_xH8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OmG3Mu_xH8[/video] 4:11 is probably what caused it.

I want to fuck Twilight Sparkle.

[QUOTE=macdoo999;40195772]I was deathly scared of The Lion and the Bear from the Teletubbies until I was about 7 or 8. I'd run out the room if it ever came on and I'd cry. I still feel a little scared watching it now. [video=youtube;9OmG3Mu_xH8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OmG3Mu_xH8[/video] 4:11 is probably what caused it.[/QUOTE] holy fucking shit I'm not the only one

my fucking god, I was afraid of those things too.

I'm very cynical and paranoid and I purposefully walk slower and overall do things at a very slow pace because I'll get horrendously embarrassed if I fuck up. I'm unnecessarily careful about things that don't even make sense. Also, the second floor of my house creaks sometimes and I always think there's someone up there even though I'm the only one home. I then panic and grab a knife and slowly investigate every single room in my house. I am literally scared out of my mind whenever this happens and I don't know why. Also, I'm kind of a compulsive liar.

This thing seriously frightens me: [IMG]https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSHoMalwsr4Toz3n8KwnvJnIrfW9PH_Q97fRC_8WX2mvQYoHashWw[/IMG] It's a symbol for something ominous and unexplainable. The absence of something, a kind of void.

I once harboured a crush on Marie Kanker. Yeah.

[QUOTE=pansarkurt;40197838]This thing seriously frightens me: [IMG]https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSHoMalwsr4Toz3n8KwnvJnIrfW9PH_Q 97fRC_8WX2mvQYoHashWw[/IMG] It's a symbol for something ominous and unexplainable. The absence of something, a kind of void.[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;mvM2eyk1frk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvM2eyk1frk[/video] Don't forget the hellish sound it produces. Imagine your TV's volume is near maximum with this on.

[QUOTE=da_maul;40191129]i am a psychopath. i have almost no regard for my fellow humans and do not care about any atrocities that happen. i aspire to one day somehow conquer all of earth and lead mankind to the stars. [sp]sort of like the emperor from war hammer 40k, not inspired by that at all by the way[/sp] i come up with at least one scheme to try to swipe the world out from the current government's feet, they are however full of holes that i need to get patched up. i may seem like a complete idiot for saying this, but i'm just so sick and tired of how fucked up everything is behind the scenes. beneficial laws aren't passed because a minority of people who believe against it speak up, and that they are actually the majority of those in power. say what you want i just want to change the world, but isn't that every man's dream at one point? oh well i'm certainly not capable of being a bond villain yet, better stick to doing what we've been doing for the last 50 years or so. just being herded through life like sheep, all of our aspirations implanted by our "leaders". you know what i'm just going to go ahead and stop before i just look like a conspiracy theorist/megalomaniac, and the FBI come knowing at my door.[/QUOTE] If you ever succed Dont forget about me I dunno what do I mean Just gimme some slaves for no reason.

I also have a creepy , wide grin whenever I watch an extremely bloody video or read a geniunely creepy creepypasta ex:Cupcakes HD I also get slight erections from yaoi fanfics, and I'm straight...

I have always wanted one of those anime pillows. Mostly because I think it would be easier to sleep holding something large and soft but also because if I am going to have one, might as well have something I find cute on it.

I don't think I can draw for shit using this £140 tablet my parents got me for my birthday. I want to get better at it, though. Also there's this one image online which shouldn't be very creepy but it affects me something awful. I won't say what it is 'cause I feel like some fucker's gonna show it to me somehow but gah, it does things to me. People don't think much of it, but i saw a youtube video of it where it just zooms in and out of it in silence and I thought nothing of it. Until that is, It just appeared in my head out of nowhere the next day and wouldn't get out. I went up to my room to play some games to try and get it out of my head but as soon as I walked in through the door I heard this loud alien-like sound right next to me and I almost shat myself. There was nothing there, though. So it turns out whenever that image gets stuck in my head I start to hear things. Only that image though, nothing else.

I was born with [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypospadias"]Hypospadias[/URL] (NSFW link). Fixed now, though. Took them 3 fucking attempts to fix it, bastards..

I've had Folsom Prison Blues.

-snip- Sometimes I will to kill a man and stuff him in a bag.

In the late eighties a group of German mercenaries and I took a group of business people hostage in a high rise building in LA. It would have gone fine if it wasn't for the New York cop who happened to be visiting his wife in the building for christmas.

[QUOTE=MazerRackham;40202452]In the late eighties a group of German mercenaries and I took a group of business people hostage in a high rise building in LA. It would have gone fine if it wasn't for the New York cop who happened to be visiting his wife in the building for christmas.[/QUOTE] I saw that. Aren't you supposed to be dead or is that a hidden confession?

I judge people too much

[QUOTE=MuffinZerg;40180192]Sometimes I turn epic music on and read SH pretending to be the leader of world's secret authority[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;nBPK_oXeJgA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBPK_oXeJgA[/video] _____________________________________ My dog that has been my most loyal friend since I was three is old, is showing serious signs of dementia, has occasional hip pains, and is getting aggressive to other animals, and even me sometimes. In late 2012, nobody knew if he would even make it to Christmas without having to be put down, or simply passing away at night. I break into near hysterics thinking about it, and have been trying my best to put these thoughts in the back of my mind.

Oh god let's see... Lets just do a bit of a light one. I generally don't go to sleep until I'm, well, cuddling this one teddy bear every night. I sometimes speak to it and generally prefer 'talking' to that thing more than I do most everyone except one or two people. I'll just smack 'Post Quick Reply' before I lose my nerve.

[QUOTE=pansarkurt;40197838]This thing seriously frightens me: [IMG]https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSHoMalwsr4Toz3n8KwnvJnIrfW9PH_Q97fRC_8WX2mvQYoHashWw[/IMG] It's a symbol for something ominous and unexplainable. The absence of something, a kind of void.[/QUOTE] The Emergency Alert System scares the piss out of me. I think it's the cut to black, the cable box changing whatever is on the little display, time, channel, etc to EAS, and I don't get a blue screen or a green screen with text, no I get this black screen with a purple box with red outlines, with ominous text displayed in the middle. The awful noise it makes, then a computerized voice speaking whatever in low quality. The last actual one's voice that I heard sounded the Combine Overwatch.

[QUOTE=Durrsly;40202713]The Emergency Alert System scares the piss out of me. I think it's the cut to black, the cable box changing whatever is on the little display, time, channel, etc to EAS, and I don't get a blue screen or a green screen with text, no I get this black screen with a purple box with red outlines, with ominous text displayed in the middle. The awful noise it makes, then a computerized voice speaking whatever in low quality. The last actual one's voice that I heard sounded the Combine Overwatch.[/QUOTE] I forget where we were (my Dad says the Vegas area), and there was an EAS. If I'm remembering correctly, it was flash flooding due to heavy raining after a drought. It was really quiet and hard to hear, though. It was also quite a couple counties away from where we actually were, so it wasn't too imperative we heard. [editline]7th April 2013[/editline] As for secrets, my sister gave me her hard drive when she moved out because she couldn't take her computer with her. I explored the drive a little (I said I was just going to wipe it immediately), nothing too intense, and found her porn. I ended up saving it because she seems to share some fetishes with me. :v:

when i was young the show goosebumps literally scared the shit out of me and my mom would laugh at me because of it #darkestsecrets #epicfail #scrublord

I secretly hate everything.

[QUOTE=Rebi;40202686]Oh god let's see... Lets just do a bit of a light one. I generally don't go to sleep until I'm, well, cuddling this one teddy bear every night. I sometimes speak to it and generally prefer 'talking' to that thing more than I do most everyone except one or two people. I'll just smack 'Post Quick Reply' before I lose my nerve.[/QUOTE] Kinda reminds me how I stockpile nerf guns and always keep one in my bed in case the night terrors ever return. I believe that if I have one next to me, I could just fire it at whatever comes in the night terror and and wake up. I also have a white blanket I can't sleep without, it's a blanket I've had since my cot when I was a baby. I've just always felt safe with it, I guess. Although I spend most of my time within dreams, going to bed is still a bit of a fear for me.