What's the deepest, darkest secret of yours that you would be willing to post on a public forum? - General

I hoard playstation 1 consoles

I don't mind kissing my gf after blowjob

I often fantasize and dream about doing a school shooting, I've always been fascinated with school shootings especially the Columbine shooting. It got so bad that some days i'd walk through my school looking at all the people and thinking of who i'd kill and how i'd do it.

call the cops

i like lil b

[QUOTE=Zakkin;40200235]I don't think I can draw for shit using this £140 tablet my parents got me for my birthday. I want to get better at it, though. Also there's this one image online which shouldn't be very creepy but it affects me something awful. I won't say what it is 'cause I feel like some fucker's gonna show it to me somehow but gah, it does things to me. People don't think much of it, but i saw a youtube video of it where it just zooms in and out of it in silence and I thought nothing of it. Until that is, It just appeared in my head out of nowhere the next day and wouldn't get out. I went up to my room to play some games to try and get it out of my head but as soon as I walked in through the door I heard this loud alien-like sound right next to me and I almost shat myself. There was nothing there, though. So it turns out whenever that image gets stuck in my head I start to hear things. Only that image though, nothing else.[/QUOTE] Shit, see now I want to know what it is!

I secretly masurbate to my phone and computer hardware parts.

I'm 21 and have never been in a relationship.

I'm fully aware most of Facepunch find the following fetish disgusting, but it seems that the people here are a little less judgemental than most. So I'll come ahead and say it. I have an inflation fetish. For some reason, telling the internet your secrets is so relieving.

[QUOTE=pansarkurt;40197838]This thing seriously frightens me: [IMG]https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSHoMalwsr4Toz3n8KwnvJnIrfW9PH_Q97fRC_8WX2mvQYoHashWw[/IMG] It's a symbol for something ominous and unexplainable. The absence of something, a kind of void.[/QUOTE] The BBC one is worse: [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_v1pslwfxwSg/S8oaIKZ8edI/AAAAAAAABAk/WCG2U3vC6ls/s1600/bbc-f1997.jpg[/img] That clown

[QUOTE=Jamsponge;40208849]I'm fully aware most of Facepunch find the following fetish disgusting, but it seems that the people here are a little less judgemental than most. So I'll come ahead and say it. I have an inflation fetish. For some reason, telling the internet your secrets is so relieving.[/QUOTE] That's mostly in DAAS. Just don't brag about how you're special for having it and you'll be fine.

[QUOTE=matt.ant;40209689]The BBC one is worse: [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_v1pslwfxwSg/S8oaIKZ8edI/AAAAAAAABAk/WCG2U3vC6ls/s1600/bbc-f1997.jpg[/img] That clown[/QUOTE] I've never seen it used once though. The only time I've seen that was in Life On Mars.

[QUOTE=James xX;40210389]I've never seen it used once though. The only time I've seen that was in Life On Mars.[/QUOTE] I remember seeing it a few times as a kid in the early 90s, they just use this now I think: [img]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/pictures/2011/5/4/1304513610779/BBC1-ident-007.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=someguyihate;40206577]I hoard playstation 1 consoles[/QUOTE] Same here, I always manage to find them dirt cheap. I have 3, how many do you have? I slept with my winnie the pooh teddy for 10 or 11 years Although I'm not afraid of spiders they put my teeth on edge, there are only two things that do this, spiders and the boss in binding of Isaac that has flies in it's mouth

[QUOTE=yellowoboe;40114918]Burnt cartilage gets me goin. How bout you?[/QUOTE] I read this in Peacock's voice. I....I just can't stop laughing

I once tried to fuck my cousin's cat. Not kidding.

[QUOTE=Jamsponge;40208849]I'm fully aware most of Facepunch find the following fetish disgusting, but it seems that the people here are a little less judgemental than most. So I'll come ahead and say it. I have an inflation fetish. For some reason, telling the internet your secrets is so relieving.[/QUOTE] I just find it disturbing when used in fan works, because usually the creator will rewrite a character's personality.

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[QUOTE=Abbers100;40197876]I once harboured a crush on Marie Kanker. Yeah.[/QUOTE] [url=http://rule34-data-003.paheal.net/_images/13cb9335ab294c658a711115f544c2e1/531132%20-%20Ed_Edd_n_Eddy%20Fluffy%20Kanker_Sisters%20Marie_Kanker.jpg]Marie was the hot one.[/url]

My Tourette's syndrome makes me do extreme tics with my head. Most times it's so often I barely can't move my neck due to the pain. So the solution to fix it is by hitting myself in the head so hard I almost pass out, so the tic forces to stop.

[QUOTE=Jocke;40211391]My Tourette's syndrome makes me do extreme tics with my head. Most times it's so often I barely can't move my neck due to the pain. So the solution to fix it is by hitting myself in the head so hard I almost pass out, so the tic forces to stop.[/QUOTE] My sister has tourettes, she takes medicine for it. Do you? It seems to help her a lot.

[QUOTE=kirby2112;40211510]My sister has tourettes, she takes medicine for it. Do you? It seems to help her a lot.[/QUOTE] I tried Abilify, Setralin and Flouxetrin for a 2 years. But they didn't helped so I quit.

[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;40211235][url=http://rule34-data-003.paheal.net/_images/13cb9335ab294c658a711115f544c2e1/531132%20-%20Ed_Edd_n_Eddy%20Fluffy%20Kanker_Sisters%20Marie_Kanker.jpg]Marie was the hot one.[/url][/QUOTE] holy fuck dat art. I can blow through 2 liters of Sam's Cherry Cola in under 2 days.

I have an incredibly dark sense of humor.

[QUOTE=James xX;40212176]I have an incredibly dark sense of humor.[/QUOTE] You and the rest of Facepunch.

[QUOTE=Jocke;40211626]I tried Abilify, Setralin and Flouxetrin for a 2 years. But they didn't helped so I quit.[/QUOTE] Have you heard of biofeedback? I have tourettes and I've been doing that for years, its worked wonders.

I still cry at the slightest thing. Not in public but i do just... Let it out... Every now and then.

[QUOTE=Tomthetechy;40212878]I still cry at the slightest thing. Not in public but i do just... Let it out... Every now and then.[/QUOTE] Here's a slight thing: every few minutes, a puppy , a kitten , a chick, or a baby dies And everyday,someone dies Every day, someone cuts themself or is fighting for a meaningless war. So, hows your reaction? [B]Edited:[/B] Oh for fugs sake, now I have to edit this just so surfers can see the apology letter: *Ahem*My sincerest apologies for this immature and irrational comment. I should probably just shut the hell up and leave this thread now*packing bags* and I also apologize for getting 2 of our members banned(for what I hope is temporary) for my idiocy. May I wish for the best of luck to you. Also another thing: How come something that gets alot of dumb ratings always get that 1 Informative?

[QUOTE=LondierX;40212910]Here's a slight thing: every few minutes, a puppy , a kitten , a chick, or a baby dies And everyday,someone dies Every day, someone cuts themself or is fighting for a meaningless war. So, hows your reaction?[/QUOTE] Knowing the statistics isn't the saddening thing. Its the thought that each of those beings had a life, a family of some sort that really gets me. [sp]You cunt[/sp] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Flaming" - Craptasket))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=LondierX;40212910]Here's a slight thing: every few minutes, a puppy , a kitten , a chick, or a baby dies And everyday,someone dies Every day, someone cuts themself or is fighting for a meaningless war. So, hows your reaction?[/QUOTE] Why would you say that? Just to be a fucking asshole? That's like someone saying they're horrified of spiders and posting a full page of massive spider pictures. Cunt. [sp]lol we both think he's a cunt[/sp] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Flaming" - Craptasket))[/highlight]