What's the deepest, darkest secret of yours that you would be willing to post on a public forum? - General

I am arrogant and narcissistic. I don't intentionally act like a jerk or a cunt on purpose, but I more than often talk out of my ass without knowing. It all comes from being constantly bullied throughout grade school up until my final two years of high school, until I was having a particularly bad day and some kid came up to me and made fun of my height (I'm 5'6). I don't exactly remember what I did because I blacked out for most of it, but when I finally came around a teacher was pulling me away while I was kicking the piss out of this kids face while he was laying on the ground. I ended up getting suspended for a week and he ended up getting 4 stitches. Since then I have always acted very confident and full of myself, thinking that I am extremely attractive and awesome. Mainly because I'm terrified of people treating me like crap again.

[QUOTE=Cheesedragon;40210811]I read this in Peacock's voice. I....I just can't stop laughing[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.minus.com/iBpT4H6D3sWUZ.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=hanswithcheese;40207180]I often fantasize and dream about doing a school shooting, I've always been fascinated with school shootings especially the Columbine shooting. It got so bad that some days i'd walk through my school looking at all the people and thinking of who i'd kill and how i'd do it.[/QUOTE] join me instead so we can take over the earth.

[QUOTE=fuzzygoat;40224989]i have a shemale fetish[/QUOTE] my uncle is a shemale once i did this report thing on him for school and got a B

[QUOTE=geogzm;40225784]my uncle is a shemale once i did this report thing on him for school and got a B[/QUOTE] i meant chicks with dicks not men with tits

[QUOTE=fuzzygoat;40225808]i meant chicks with dicks not men with tits[/QUOTE] same thing?

I sat here for probably about ten minutes trying to strike up the courage to post something in this thread I had typed out. Does this work?

[QUOTE=da_maul;40225881]same thing?[/QUOTE] women have different bodies

snip, because I am a bitch...

I have never played System Shock 2. I've played the first one, but the SXZC control is very disorienting to me. Is there more I should know from SS1 to understand 2 or is "SHODAN is back and pissed" enough to know?

[QUOTE=yellowoboe;40225493][img]http://i.minus.com/iBpT4H6D3sWUZ.gif[/img][/QUOTE] look at those lil ol feet go mr man just tip tappin along man I can put my leg behind my head, and I don't have shrunken testicles/a micropenis.

[b]I... dropped the screw... in the tuna.[/b]

[QUOTE=stabbytheghost;40226298]snip, because I am a bitch...[/QUOTE] oh cmon it wasnt that bad.

Sometimes I'm two faced.

I do drugs to get away from thinking about my girlfriend of 3 years leaving me.

i'm obsessed with cock vore

There was a time that I had [URL="http://www.furaffinity.net"]this[/URL][sup][B][FURRY][/B][/sup] up on my phone, computer, some personal internet device and NSFW mode on said site. It was a interesting time and has made me what I am today. Eh. It's better than what I used to desire... A [B][I]LOT[/I][/B] better.

[QUOTE=fuzzygoat;40224989]i have a shemale fetish[/QUOTE] That and a male that looks like a female. Aka, FemBoys (Sometimes spelled FemBois) [editline]10th April 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Xubs;40227812]-Irrelevant-[/QUOTE] Hey Xubs. Long time since I seen ya. [editline]10th April 2013[/editline] If you guys are so inclined, I do have a page of stuff that might give you an idea of what I like. Sexually... So if you request me to post it, be warned.

[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;40227824] If you guys are so inclined, I do have a page of stuff that might give you an idea of what I like. Sexually... So if you request me to post it, be warned.[/QUOTE] Please don't, I doubt that anyone is interested.

[QUOTE=Bordellimies;40228149]Please don't, I doubt that anyone is interested.[/QUOTE] I think that idea was formed from sleep deprivation. Damn you[I] internet.[/I]

Sometimes I will fap to furry porn

[QUOTE=Egg_Toaster;40228176]Sometimes I will fap to furry porn[/QUOTE] Partly in that boat. I will look at porn and have my dick touched by nothing more than the boxers I'm wearing.

[QUOTE=smileykiller447;40214662]Don't worry, I have a phobia of dogs.[/QUOTE] If we are bringing up fears, I am afraid of riding in elevators.

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;40228191]If we are bringing up fears, I am afraid of riding in elevators.[/QUOTE] Anything that feels like if a leaf touches it, we are all fucked. See tall hydraulic arm lifts

[sp]The death of my brother and leaving close friends behind from moving around a lot has kept me from getting becoming too close with anybody else because I fear their presence will grow on me, and I'll end up losing them too, and that it would tear me apart.[/sp]

I'm a hipster. By that I mean I can be a pretentious douchebag sometimes (ask me about how much I think TF2 sucks compared to release for example, I'll write you a 50 page essay). I also have an affinity for scarves. I try to make it up by being sincere and genuinely friendly and respectful, but it's just a side that appears sometimes.

Deepest, darkest secret I'm willing to share? I've fapped to furry and scalie porn. Sometimes regular porn just doesn't cut it for me.

I am actually curious to what this thread is going to turn out to be, even though it sounds really fucked up.

[QUOTE=macdoo999;40089113]I sneeze when I'm aroused.[/QUOTE] That's okay.. I like it when a woman shits on my chest.

I find women in underwear hot but a full on naked woman turns me off.