What's the deepest, darkest secret of yours that you would be willing to post on a public forum? - General

I often hate myself, usually for decisions made in the past and the people I have sometimes upset.

my balls hurt when i sneeze

I did a fart that was not what it told me it was which involved me going to the bathroom to clean up a mess. A.K.A Day went from good to shit I hate my life stupid lying butt scum

Today, I ate some cereal...[B]WITHOUT ANY MILK[/B].

[QUOTE=kidkiller745;40091994]I did a fart that was not what it told me it was which involved me going to the bathroom to clean up a mess. A.K.A Day went from good to shit I hate my life stupid lying butt scum[/QUOTE] what an asshole

Bit of a backstory for this one: I grew up in a house that had, among other things, a human skull for a knick-knack. My great uncle was a dentist, and supposedly bought it way back when in order to easily point out specific dental structures to clients, and after he passed it just kind of hung around. As a result I don't associate skulls with morbidity, hostility, or death like most people do. I see them as extremely well crafted, naturally created sculptures. And collect them because of that. I've got six skulls so far - all acquired through legitimate avenues with no chance of funny business - but I can't help but be self aware of how unsettling it undoubtedly looks from the outside. This is a running theme through a lot of my life. I'm essentially a creampuff in person, but the sheer amount of my interests which fall into "Least subtle serial killer ever" territory occasionally worries me. I can be as good a person as possible, but at the end of the day I'm still the guy who uses the face of a child-eating clown and collects human heads and [i]how the hell am I supposed to reconcile things like that[/i]

I once dismantled a house made of LEGOs and took it home for myself. I still feel guilty...

But in all seriousness. I'm great at making acquaintances, terrible at making good friends. And I've lost all hope at ever having a best friend.[/QUOTE] you shouldn't lose hope in finding a friend I'm really antisocial and apparently I'm a sociopath but I've found great friends even though I prefer to be on my own and I hate talking to new people (face to face anyway) but even so there are people who probably want to be your friend you just have to give them an opening, if someone comes up to you and starts talking to you try to keep the conversation going and maybe after that and you talk more with the person you'll get to know them better, I have trouble holding onto relationships with friends but even so I found one friend who has stuck with me for years and I'm sure you can find a friend like that to, just be a little more open with people no matter your personality type there's always someone who would want to get to know you.

[QUOTE=Pennywise;40092066]Bit of a backstory for this one: I grew up in a house that had, among other things, a human skull for a knick-knack. My great uncle was a dentist, and supposedly bought it way back when in order to easily point out specific dental structures to clients, and after he passed it just kind of hung around. As a result I don't associate skulls with morbidity, hostility, or death like most people do. I see them as extremely well crafted, naturally created sculptures. And collect them because of that. I've got six skulls so far - all acquired through legitimate avenues with no chance of funny business - but I can't help but be self aware of how unsettling it undoubtedly looks from the outside. This is a running theme through a lot of my life. I'm essentially a creampuff in person, but the sheer amount of my interests which fall into "Least subtle serial killer ever" territory occasionally worries me. I can be as good a person as possible, but at the end of the day I'm still the guy who uses the face of a child-eating clown and collects human heads and [i]how the hell am I supposed to reconcile things like that[/i][/QUOTE] Coming from a guy named "Pennywise" Seriously though, how do you obtain skulls legally?

I constantly have thoughts about not wanting a girlfriend, because the only thing I really think about when having a girlfriend is sex, and I feel like that's not a good enough reason to date someone. [editline]30th March 2013[/editline] But of course, at the same time, I do want a girlfriend for that very reason.

I only like girls before I masterbate, after that its all about the math

I can suck my own dick, and often do. But I should stop cause it fucks up my back. ....yep.

[QUOTE=hl2freak;40092514]I can suck my own dick, and often do. But I should stop cause it fucks up my back. ....yep.[/QUOTE] FYI, half of Facepunch would love to learn your ways.

i'm somewhat attracted to horses. that includes MLP rule 34. i don't know why. i don't like the show, though.

I'm a pervert, I want to have a harem of anime pillows someday and I force myself into awkward situations.

I'm not actually that much into furry as my avatar let's out.

[QUOTE=James xX;40093107]I'm not actually that much into furry as my avatar let's out.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure that's the complete opposite with a lot of people. Myself, for example, I like looking at furry art (both SFW and NSFW) sometimes because it's just so cute and esoteric.

[QUOTE=macdoo999;40093396]it's just so cute and esoteric.[/QUOTE] I agree, but, only if you are lucky enough not to find the nightmare fuel hidden among other images.

I'm a sarcastic, pessimistic, rude sociopath. The happy and friendly personality that my friends know me for is an act that I use to avoid making others feel bad. Or in other words; I use my "personality" to cover up my hatred, for myself and for other others.

[QUOTE=Stoffy;40095144]I'm a sarcastic, pessimistic, rude sociopath. The happy and friendly personality that my friends know me for is an act that I use to avoid making others feel bad.[/QUOTE] I couldn't have put that any better for myself. I think you described me perfectly.

[QUOTE=hl2freak;40092514]I can suck my own dick, and often do. But I should stop cause it fucks up my back. ....yep.[/QUOTE] You're so lucky. Also, MLP Rule 34... so good. :eng101:

[QUOTE=Pennywise;40092066][i]how the hell am I supposed to reconcile things like that[/i][/QUOTE] Should just make the best of it and have fun with it. :v: [QUOTE=macdoo999;40093396]Myself, for example, I like looking at furry art (both SFW and NSFW) sometimes because it's just so [B]cute and esoteric[/B].[/QUOTE] I really can't stand 99% of furry artwork I've seen. It's just so damned bad. Although James' avatar there is alright from what I can see.

Sometimes I secretly wish a child would run in front of a train or something when I'm nearby so I could grab grab him and throw him to his mother, but without me getting out of the way in time. That way I would be heroic, not suicidal.

My social anxiety is so bad that I jump up and hide when someone rings my doorbell and I don't know who it is.

Here's one. I often feel that I've brought a lot of turmoil and negativity to my immediate family, and that I'm the root of many of our problems. I often look forward to the time when I can move out and, for the most part, disassociate myself from them. I have been more at peace with myself lately, though. So this isn't as much of a problem as of a month or so ago.

I wish I was a (cute) girl.

even if i'm 17, when i switch off the lights and the entire room goes dark, i start to run as fast as i can to the nearest source of light.

[QUOTE=wuddlyspud;40091504]I like videogames[/QUOTE] Stay away from /v/ they'll crucify you

I used to pretend to be a girl on the internet. I only stopped about a year ago.

[QUOTE=hl2freak;40092514]I can suck my own dick, and often do. But I should stop cause it fucks up my back. ....yep.[/QUOTE] i can do it too but it's not worth the effort imo