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My 9gb clop folder is getting bigger by the moment.

[QUOTE=Stoffy;40242408]My 9gb clop folder is getting bigger by the moment.[/QUOTE] why has being sexually aroused by and masturbating to cartoon ponies become such a common thing

because people already did it to cartoon wolves etc. ponies weren't a big step(Mostly furries in disguise or people who think it is different from furry).

[QUOTE=twofish;40241116]homosexual homophobe? just because you're gay it dsoesnt mean you can hate gays [editline]11th April 2013[/editline] he's not your son your so full of shit, who the fuck are you fooling?[/QUOTE] To each his own, everyone has their own opinions.

[QUOTE=Cyanlime;40242522]why has being sexually aroused by and masturbating to cartoon ponies become such a common thing[/QUOTE] Furries exist a lot longer and thats about the same as MLP.

[QUOTE=Cyanlime;40242522]why has being sexually aroused by and masturbating to cartoon ponies become such a common thing[/QUOTE] Why do people still care who gets off to what?

I [b]enjoy[/b] video games. [sp]Don't hurt me.[/sp]

[QUOTE=Zakkin;40243462]I [b]enjoy[/b] video games. [sp]Don't hurt me.[/sp][/QUOTE] You [B]FOUL[/B] monster

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;40243218]Why do people still care who gets off to what?[/QUOTE] So they can feel superior to someone with a weird fetish.

[QUOTE=Desuh;40244412]So they can feel superior to someone with a weird fetish.[/QUOTE] In Stoffy's case it probably has a lot to do with the sheer amount of hate that MLP fans on FP have.

I feel really... not manly for a guy. At least by society's standarts. I'm really sensitive, I tend to overthink stuff and I'm usually paranoid. I also hate lies, for example if a person's lying to me and I know they're lying, I start shaking even. When they don't confess it even gets worse. I also cry whenever I feel not good enough for someone, and that happens sometimes. I am also a lazy cunt.

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;40243218]Why do people still care who gets off to what?[/QUOTE] I think he means that he's annoyed seeing stuff like that frequently, hence the complaint that it's so common. It's normal to get annoyed at someone for saying something weird.

[QUOTE=Vacuum;40244916]I feel really... not manly for a guy. At least by society's standarts. I'm really sensitive, I tend to overthink stuff and I'm usually paranoid. I also hate lies, for example if a person's lying to me and I know they're lying, I start shaking even. When they don't confess it even gets worse. I also cry whenever I feel not good enough for someone, and that happens sometimes. I am also a lazy cunt.[/QUOTE] Someone gets me.

[QUOTE=Rorschach;40245031]Someone gets me.[/QUOTE] I feel you, bro Anyway, in addition, whenever I see people that are really upset (not necessarily in real life) for example when I go on tumblr and I see all those people suffering from cutting and feeling they're not good enough, how girls want to be that one stupid standart of "skinny", all of that makes me want to help them. Also I'm really, horribly bad at comforting people.

[QUOTE=Cyanlime;40242522]why has being sexually aroused by and masturbating to cartoon ponies become such a common thing[/QUOTE] The internet doesn't have standards like the real world. Basically this means people can engage in any kind of deviancy they please. As for why people feel such a compelling need to talk about their deviancy? Fuck if I know, but I don't want to hear about it. Talk about that shit where it's tolerated instead.

[QUOTE=elevate;40245355]The internet doesn't have standards like the real world. Basically this means people can engage in any kind of deviancy they please. As for why people feel such a compelling need to talk about their deviancy? Fuck if I know, but I don't want to hear about it. Talk about that shit where it's tolerated instead.[/QUOTE] I guarantee you that if furries treated their fetish like something that it's none of people's interest, then they would probably recieve as much dislike as someone with a pain fetish. Which is like, little to none.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;40245618]I guarantee you that if furries treated their fetish like something that it's none of people's interest, then they would probably recieve as much dislike as someone with a pain fetish. Which is like, little to none.[/QUOTE] Yea man. I don't hate people's fetishes, but I hate it when they gotta make them known.

I'm 19 and don't wish to drink or ever drink in my life. Same with smoking weed or any other drugs. ST8 EDGE 4 LYFE

over the summer I used to be a little shithead hacker and started small, taking things like Minecraft accounts and then moved onto breaking into email and then steam and once even a Paypal account. At that point I thought I should stop, and I did. But the worst part is that I still the 40+ account info down in a file named passwords.txt just sitting there Tl;dr I was a shithead and stole.

[QUOTE=OneFourth;40245685]over the summer I used to be a little shithead hacker and started small, taking things like Minecraft accounts and then moved onto breaking into email and then steam and once even a Paypal account. At that point I thought I should stop, and I did. But the worst part is that I still the 40+ account info down in a file named passwords.txt just sitting there Tl;dr I was a shithead and stole.[/QUOTE] I just called the cops on you. Wee woo wee woo.

I once went to a Katy Perry concert with my ex. I felt deeply aroused for the whole night.

Lets see... I purposely go out of my way to keep track of the guy who abused my fiancee while we weren't together. I've destroyed his reputation. Since he is a blood I told a bunch of gang members I know where he lives, they trashed his car, his house and now he lives in fear of them. I prayed everyday for something bad to happen him, whether it was just pure luck or maybe God was listening, he was in a bad accident, flipped out of the back of the truck, and suffered serious injuries, he is now on meds for the rest of his life. (Before you all jump me, he raped a 12 year old girl multiple times) He's a horrible person and I hope that he suffers forever. Oh and I'm a biter, I like to bite myself when I am angry or mad, yes it seems like a immature thing to do, and it is, I admit it, but the pain it feels so fucking good. I have stopped mostly, only when I just lose control of myself does it happen.

[QUOTE=kidkiller745;40092660]FYI, half of Facepunch would love to learn your ways.[/QUOTE] Sorry to break it to you but ya gotta be born with it or remove one of your ribs also it's not that amazing. Though it is nice when you don't have a tissue if you get what I mean.

[QUOTE=01271;40246367]Sorry to break it to you but ya gotta be born with it or remove one of your ribs also it's not that amazing. Though it is nice when you don't have a tissue if you get what I mean.[/QUOTE] That's just nasty.

[QUOTE=FreeHat;40245631]I'm 19 and don't wish to drink or ever drink in my life. Same with smoking weed or any other drugs. ST8 EDGE 4 LYFE[/QUOTE] I am 20 and I drink once a year. No smoking ever either unless you count those times when I don't hold my breath near smokers. Wow the first time I think "I'll try automerge today" and it just happens to break. [QUOTE=Daddy-of-war;40246380]That's just nasty.[/QUOTE] It is good for your teeth.

[QUOTE=01271;40246384]I am 20 and I drink once a year. No smoking ever either unless you count those times when I don't hold my breath near smokers. Wow the first time I think "I'll try automerge today" and it just happens to break. It is good for your teeth.[/QUOTE] That's why my fiancee's teeth are so white! I'm a good person for helping her with her dental hygiene!

When I eat too much I get depressed.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;40247216]When I eat too much I get depressed.[/QUOTE] When I get depressed I eat too much.

I feel a little sad that my parents and family thinks i am the grand computer wizard. Like right now i got this distance recorder from my dads car, its for registering how long you have driven for work or freetime purposes. Anyway, my dad totally thinks i can magically get his password back with some 1337haxXing. Like totally calm he says "I really need these files (which are locked on the things program) tomorrow so i expect that i see them on my desk" and walks off and drives away, now i am stuck with that register thing and it is impossible to retrieve the password. This happens a lot of times, even simple things that turn out not to be simple, they are all mad at me because i can't do magical hack powers.

I'm dyspraxic. I have several joint problems like hyperextension and loose ligaments. Dyspraxia means that my brain is a little slower than normal and I exert more force than is needed- this coupled with my weak joints means I'm in constant aches and pains; I often joke about how I'm a 17 year old in a 70 year old's body. It's more annoying than anything else. I can't make a movement without something clicking, I'm constantly aching somewhere, and there's the whole tell-tale sign of oldness where I end up making a noise like a horse in heat whenever I pull myself up. I'm not overweight or anything, it's just that my joints aren't so brilliant. Except my thumbs, they can bend back 90 degrees and it can be kinda cool. And even though waking up and getting out of bed in the morning feels like someone took a 2-by-4 to my everwhere, I still manage to smile and be happy. I won't get anywhere if I don't endure all this, right?