What's the deepest, darkest secret of yours that you would be willing to post on a public forum? - General

[QUOTE=darth-veger;40254211]I was honestly never shocked about anything on /b/, maybe 2-3 times because they were posting these holes.. Not sure what the name of that phobia is but it creeps the fuck out of me. I don't mind any gore though.[/QUOTE] Trypophobia. Fuck man, I have this so bad I can't even look at hornet nests without itching all over.

[QUOTE=Ekalektik_1;40262116]Trypophobia. Fuck man, I have this so bad I can't even look at hornet nests without itching all over.[/QUOTE] I have a little crater about half a centimetre across on my arm near my elbow. I guess that's the sort of thing that would set someone with trypophobia off?

[QUOTE=Rangergxi;40259440]I can't read traditional clocks or tie my shoes.[/QUOTE] Only takes a few minutes, get a friend to teach you. [editline]13th April 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Cyanlime;40264438]I have a little crater about half a centimetre across on my arm near my elbow. I guess that's the sort of thing that would set someone with trypophobia off?[/QUOTE] Its usually clusters of holes for me to start feeling uncomfy so I don't think so.

I'm scared that i have repressed memories that I will remember eventually some how [editline]13th April 2013[/editline] I also have muscle dysmorphia, will always see myself as 120lbs before i started the gym. I'm afraid that i'm gonna be a coked up roid monkey soon srs

[QUOTE=Cyanlime;40264438]I have a little crater about half a centimetre across on my arm near my elbow. I guess that's the sort of thing that would set someone with trypophobia off?[/QUOTE] why do you have a hole in ur arm

you guys just made me think what it would me like to have nostrils all over my arm. fleshy little bottomless craters. Ew.

I hate it when people touch my throat. Like the softest of touches on my throat and I will punch you. I can't deal with it.

[QUOTE=Pennywise;40092066]Bit of a backstory for this one: I grew up in a house that had, among other things, a human skull for a knick-knack. My great uncle was a dentist, and supposedly bought it way back when in order to easily point out specific dental structures to clients, and after he passed it just kind of hung around. As a result I don't associate skulls with morbidity, hostility, or death like most people do. I see them as extremely well crafted, naturally created sculptures. And collect them because of that. I've got six skulls so far - all acquired through legitimate avenues with no chance of funny business - but I can't help but be self aware of how unsettling it undoubtedly looks from the outside. This is a running theme through a lot of my life. I'm essentially a creampuff in person, but the sheer amount of my interests which fall into "Least subtle serial killer ever" territory occasionally worries me. I can be as good a person as possible, but at the end of the day I'm still the guy who uses the face of a child-eating clown and collects human heads and [i]how the hell am I supposed to reconcile things like that[/i][/QUOTE] [quote][IMG]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=21942&dateline=1310506971[/IMG][/quote]

Usually when im angry or in a fight with someone i start to cry a lot

[QUOTE=Zakkin;40267458]you guys just made me think what it would me like to have nostrils all over my arm. fleshy little bottomless craters. Ew.[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;t7-BX4bWYvg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7-BX4bWYvg[/video]

my parents think my older brother's a wreck: he failed his entrance examination to law school, he's always out of the house doing god knows what, he's a compulsive liar, a fucking womanizer, and a bit of an asshole. my mom and dad always underscore how much of a fuck up they think he is, and secretly it makes me feel really bad about it to the point that its become such a burden and I'm really afraid of disappointing them. sometimes they'd ask me my thoughts about it, and I'd just shrug it off like I didn't give a shit. i'm also a dick around my best friends. once, i called my bud a moron and we ended up snubbing each other for quite some time. i did apologize and acknowledge that i was completely out of line when i said that. basically, i like to point out others' flaws and make fun of them, not that i don't think it's wrong. it's just my brand of humor really and it's nothing personal when i do it. also this going to sound really gay, but back in grade school, me and friends would sometimes talk about who had the biggest dick. we'd even give out our estimated measurements of our fucking weiners.

[QUOTE=Laferio;40253248]i've never really had a "crush" on any women throughout my life. maybe i'm doing something wrong. i'm not gay, by the way.. it's as if though that I feel that i'm the only person standing on the earth.[/QUOTE] Asexual maybe?

[QUOTE=Azzator;40269515] this going to sound really gay, but back in grade school, me and friends would sometimes talk about who had the biggest dick. we'd even give out our estimated measurements of our fucking weiners.[/QUOTE] Everyone does this btw.

[QUOTE=01271;40269925]Everyone does this btw.[/QUOTE] I've never done this. Probably because I didn't have friends in grade school.

[QUOTE=01271;40269925]Everyone does this btw.[/QUOTE] I don't do this either. The closest I get is taking the piss out of a few of my friends by joking that their dicks are small. Though deep down, I don't care about how big their dicks are and even if I found out they were small, they wouldn't be a lesser person (though I'd probably make fun of them)

I don't know if this is a dark secret, but one of my deepest real life secrets that I can share in the internet is that I am genuinely turned on by guns. And not just any gun, I'm turned on by specific guns. They can be anthromorphic guns, but they can also be real, actual guns and still give me a boner. Samiam's and my avatars are related to this. Also I want to suck RK95TP's barrel and lick her magazine well clean.

i'm surrounded with people to talk to and yet i feel like i can't completely, 100% confide in any of them and i dont know why i have a lot of things going wrong and i feel very lonely and i know i shouldn't and i'm not sure what i'm supposed to do i feel like a dick [editline]13th April 2013[/editline] fp pls hlp [editline]13th April 2013[/editline] i feel like i'm breaking

It's normal to feel like you can't confide in anybody. Hell, people even keep secrets in their life-long marriages. I don't imagine I'll ever tell anyone IRL that one time my 23-year-old dog was once in my bed with me, and when I woke up in the morning I had forgotten that he was sleeping on my legs (I have a terrible memory. Like, really terrible.) I thought I had woken up into a night terror and kicked the boglin-creature-thing off me. When I heard the yelp I only just realised and I felt fucking terrible. he carried that limp until he had to be put down a year later. Oh god I feel like a horrible fucking person jesus christ. This is what he looked like when he was about 22-23: [t]http://i.imgur.com/1JjLHzz.png[/t] 24 years old, he ended up dying with cateracts, dementia, two trapped nerves and all sorts of other things I can't remember. Godspeed you tiny cute bastard, godspeed.

I fucked ted.

When I was about 13 I was hanging around with a group of friends in a field after school. I got really pissed off with one of them and I noticed a bicycle seat lying around (With the metal pole still sticking out), I threw it at his head and he fell to the group like a sack of shit. He laid there for a good five minutes or so not moving at all and then got up and jumped on me about to beat the shit out of me- but for some reason didn't. I'm fairly confident I gave the poor guy a concussion. But nothing was said about it. Thinking about it, if I threw it any harder I would have done more damage- potentially, killed him. On a more selfish note, if he mentioned it to anyone I would have surely been suspended or expelled. I was a really angry fat kid back in high school. I eventually started running and lost a great deal of weight. I was always frustrated and couldn't really take a joke. Now, for some reason, I've turned into the most craven person imaginable. That particular incident might have had something to do with it.

I spent $15 dollars of food just for a group of lost cats.

I almost burned down a park once. For no reason at all, me and my friends just liked fire.

my girlfriend had intimacy issues from being raped that just kept on getting worse as the years went by, until we've recently broken up because of it. She just doesn't want to deal with being in a relationship any more. But I can't help but blame myself.

Facepunch, just killed a man Put a gun against his head Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.

I only create lesbian female characters in my MMOPRGs (in the ones I role-play). Also, in real life, I am bi-sexual which itself is a secret, none of my friends and no one in my family knows so far.

I once went black. [SUB][SUP]I've never gone back....[/SUP][/SUB]

I once went white. [SUP][sup]And never went forward...[/sup][/SUP]

Yesterday, this nice woman I used to know was suppose to introduce me to her daughter, I got really dissapointed and sad when they didn't show up, ruined my evening.

I love a girl I only know through the internet, and if not for her I might've killed myself.

[QUOTE=01271;40246367]Sorry to break it to you but ya gotta be born with it or remove one of your ribs also it's not that amazing. Though it is nice when you don't have a tissue if you get what I mean.[/QUOTE] I can do it too and it's baller. You don't really have to be born with it though. You can practice stretching every day to get more flexible and then do it. Not too hard. However size here matters quite a bit, as it makes it easier.