What's the deepest, darkest secret of yours that you would be willing to post on a public forum? - General

[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;40296571]I was on e621 for something (don't ask) and I needed something else too which was a table and the first thing to come to mind is "Search 'Table' on e621" and tables I get along with-you know the rest[URL="http://www.furaffinity.net/user/whiterhusky/"].[/URL][/QUOTE] Please just stop posting that you wank to furry porn, Jesus Christ I thought you wern't as bad as I heard.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;40297643]Please just stop posting that you wank to furry porn, Jesus Christ I thought you wern't as bad as I heard.[/QUOTE] He has no shame, but the thing is that everyone else doesn't care.

[QUOTE=James xX;40296680]Complains about porn, links to a porn site. Wonderful job there, top notch post.[/QUOTE] I... What? I wasn't complaining about it, just that my decisions for sources was terrible. [sub][sub]And wow how an ass you became to be[/sub][/sub]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;40297643]Please just stop posting that you wank to furry porn, Jesus Christ I thought you wern't as bad as I heard.[/QUOTE] Well this is a confession thread. [sp]This post doubles as a confession. [URL="http://synnabar.critter.net/PuPFolio/PuPF_IMAGES/PuPF-KaceyM-FINAL01.jpg"]NSFW.[/URL][/sp] _____________ I find pinups sexier than porn.

I knew this thread would come to people discussing furry porn

I shot J.R. Seriously though I absolutely hate it when people say they have an ancestor who was Irish and thus think they themselves are Irish. Sometimes I get the urge to punch these people in the face or something. I also get the feeling people say these things cause they think it would make me or other Irish people like them. I just want to yell "No one gives a flying fuck" when it happens, hard to do if I meet them online. Only people who are an exception to this are people I'm actually related to. Also if a person wasn't born in Ireland or parents weren't born in Ireland or moved abroad, I don't consider you Irish. Nothing bad comes of it, other than me making a mental note of who isn't Irish for absolutely no reason at all. What the feck is wrong with me?

[QUOTE=BrosefStachin;40298564]I shot J.R. Seriously though I absolutely hate it when people say they have an ancestor who was Irish and thus think they themselves are Irish. Sometimes I get the urge to punch these people in the face or something. I also get the feeling people say these things cause they think it would make me or other Irish people like them. I just want to yell "No one gives a flying fuck" when it happens, hard to do if I meet them online. Only people who are an exception to this are people I'm actually related to. Also if a person wasn't born in Ireland or parents weren't born in Ireland or moved abroad, I don't consider you Irish. Nothing bad comes of it, other than me making a mental note of who isn't Irish for absolutely no reason at all. What the feck is wrong with me?[/QUOTE] That actually sounds like OCD. I have an immense fear of having heart problems, so i exercise incessantly in hopes to build a strong enough one. I've nearly died on a few occasions pretaining to accidents. I got stabbed in the face, I had an asthma attack in bed in the middle of the night and fainted, woke up in the hospital. I've hit my head more times than i can count, I have an immense feeling of paranoia, So much to the fact i have a knife in my pocket, no matter where i go, and hold it whenever i'm walking. I used to be a pathological liar, But trying to recover. (it was because of a bipolar episode) I sometimes find no use for people so i just write them off, and never talk to them again.

The quickest way to get me aroused is by licking/biting my ears. I have no idea why but it feels amazing. I just learned that very recently, as well as the fact that I'm a lot more into biting/scratching than I should be. Something about the primal nature of that during sex drives me wild. Luckily, my partner is really into it as well, and she seems to enjoy it just as much as I do. Normally, I'm a relaxed and laid back individual, so I was quite surprised to learn this about myself.

[QUOTE=Silent-Bob;40298999]The quickest way to get me aroused is by licking/biting my ears. I have no idea why but it feels amazing. I just learned that very recently, as well as the fact that I'm a lot more into biting/scratching than I should be. Something about the primal nature of that during sex drives me wild. Luckily, my partner is really into it as well, and she seems to enjoy it just as much as I do. Normally, I'm a relaxed and laid back individual, so I was quite surprised to learn this about myself.[/QUOTE] Fuck yes dude I don't know what it is about ears but mmf shit gets me rock hard.

[QUOTE=TheDestroyerOfall;40298923]I've hit my head more times than I can count.[/QUOTE] That sounds like a self-fulfilling statement.

[QUOTE=Silent-Bob;40298999]The quickest way to get me aroused is by licking/biting my ears. I have no idea why but it feels amazing.[/QUOTE] I got aroused by a cat licking my ears. That would have to be my shameful moments. It hurts to even tell that.

[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;40299427]I got aroused by a cat licking my ears. That would have to be my shameful moments. It hurts to even tell that.[/QUOTE] I always liked it when my dog would get at me, though I'd chase him off because I didn't want to clean slobber out of my ear. However, I let my girl do what she wants with them, it gets me into it faster than anything else. Got hicky marks on my lobes now though :v:

And I done it more than once. Even with a dog. Let's maybe [del]never[/del] mention this again.

I've been scared of dogs for most of my childhood. Now I think they are total bros.

I was scared shitless when i was infected with a Norovirus, around stage 3 of the virus i could not do anything then lay down next to my bed and stare at the ceiling, moving my hand would turn my stomach around and made me throw up and throwing up while you already threw everything out before is the worst.

I almost drowned once when I was like 9. Was the most [i]terrifying[/i] shit ever. I was just sitting on the sand bottom by the beach where it was shallow and all, when the sand suddenly just sunk underneath me. You know how if your ass is in a hole it's hard to get it back up? I got out of it by shuffling sand around me into the hole until I could get my ass back up from it, but 10 more seconds and I doubt I'd be writing this post tbh. Felt like I was in the process of blacking out and when emerging I gulped a mouthfull of water which left me coughing for several minutes.

This isn't really a deep, dark secret or anything but I almost drowned when I was around 7 or 8. I just remember sinking to the bottom of the pool and sort of consigning myself to death. It was one of the most surreal feelings. Ever since then I've never really feared my own death.

Every time I have a chance to do something wild, like bungee jumping or cliff diving, I'm always the first one to go, even if I'm not sure if its safe. Sometimes I think it is actually because im hoping something will go wrong and I'll kill myself. I'm normally not a suicidal person, but if given the chance to do something dangerous I'm first in line.

This is my first post because I'm too afraid to talk to people. I just like to listen.

[QUOTE=Mystic Zemo;40300770]This is my first post because I'm too afraid to talk to people. I just like to listen.[/QUOTE] I can't stand talking either, but a few years here and you rack up a couple of posts.

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;40300657]This isn't really a deep, dark secret or anything but I almost drowned when I was around 7 or 8. I just remember sinking to the bottom of the pool and sort of consigning myself to death. It was one of the most surreal feelings. Ever since then I've never really feared my own death.[/QUOTE] I had a similar experience after falling into the deep end of a pool when I was somewhere between the ages of 6 and 9. (I didn't learn to swim until I was around 15-16 and still can't swim very well at all. I just cannot float.) That was far from the first or last time I had thought for sure I was going to die. (Oddly enough almost all times were due to a lack of oxygen too although those other ones were not the result of nearly drowning.)

i have fetishes that people call me psycho for i was talking to a dom who asked me how far i'd go, and when i told him, he was all nope.avi i didn't choose my fetishes please don't hate me because of them ;-; [editline]16th April 2013[/editline] fuck now i'm sad because i'm fucked innahead

[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;40299456]And I done it more than once. Even with a dog. Let's maybe [del]never[/del] mention this again.[/QUOTE] Did you just say you had sex with a dog

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;40302059]Did you just say you had sex with a dog[/QUOTE] If he posts that in this thread then I wouldn't know what he doesn't want to admit.

[QUOTE=elevate;40245355]The internet doesn't have standards like the real world. Basically this means people can engage in any kind of deviancy they please. As for why people feel such a compelling need to talk about their deviancy? Fuck if I know, but I don't want to hear about it. Talk about that shit where it's tolerated instead.[/QUOTE] This would be a bit different if you had to use your real name to use the internet.

I avoid my ex because she makes me feel uncomfortable. We broke up like 6-7 months ago and I got really sad for a while but thats it. I saw her walking the other day towards me and hoped she would turn to go somewhere else, thankfully she did. I was going to get breakfast in the cafeteria and she was in there. I ate less than I usually do and sat in a place that put people between me and her so If I looked up I wouldnt see her [editline]16th April 2013[/editline] I also I secretly believe there should be mandatory fat camps and fines imposed on those that are overweight.

[QUOTE=Mystic Zemo;40300770]This is my first post because I'm too afraid to talk to people. I just like to listen.[/QUOTE] I was silent for about 6 years then I started to actually talk on this forum (though still in limited places) :v:

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;40302059]Did you just say you had sex with a dog[/QUOTE] Is he a winner of this thread

[QUOTE=Jesp;40300603]I almost drowned once when I was like 9. Was the most [i]terrifying[/i] shit ever. I was just sitting on the sand bottom by the beach where it was shallow and all, when the sand suddenly just sunk underneath me. You know how if your ass is in a hole it's hard to get it back up? I got out of it by shuffling sand around me into the hole until I could get my ass back up from it, but 10 more seconds and I doubt I'd be writing this post tbh. Felt like I was in the process of blacking out and when emerging I gulped a mouthfull of water which left me coughing for several minutes.[/QUOTE] I once dove under the pool cover when I was at a friend's house. I figured I could swim the length of the pool and just stand up in the shallow end. I ran out of breath half-way through and couldn't touch bottom, and the cover was over me when I came up. Scary shit. I panicked and somehow made my way to the shallow end. [editline]16th April 2013[/editline] Pretty dumb thing to do, not too proud for having done it.

I sometimes think everyone but me can read each others minds, so I do some kind of "lalala I can't hear you!" kind of thought so nobody can read what I think.