What's the deepest, darkest secret of yours that you would be willing to post on a public forum?

[smileykiller447]

[QUOTE=genkaz92;40310714]And how demented are you, exactly?[/QUOTE]

Not too demented. Probably just enough to ward off any normal, sane, person.

[JoeyZ]

[QUOTE=Kirovich;40310664]I fucked a watermelon while talking with friends over steam.

2008 best mic chat ever.[/QUOTE]

I spilled my drink :v:

[WhiteHusky]

[QUOTE=Kirovich;40310664]I fucked a watermelon while talking with friends over steam.

2008 best mic chat ever.[/QUOTE]

The thought of that was not pretty.

[editline]17th April 2013[/editline]

[h2]Welcome to Page 25: Thread Death Row[/h2]

[Kirovich]

[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;40310754]The thought of that was not pretty.

[editline]17th April 2013[/editline]

[h2]Welcome to Page 25: Thread Death Row[/h2][/QUOTE]

It was great. Fucking cold as shit.

I was 17? I think.. yeah. In that EL OH EL /b/ so randum stage in my life. My dad comes in and asks about why there is watermelon in the trash and I told him not to worry with it.

Then I played tf2 the rest of the night and yelled at my friends.

[yellowoboe]

She said no but you knew she wanted it.

[Neat!]

[QUOTE=Period;40305428]Don't worry, the best part of Facepunch is the fact that there is always someone more fucked up then you.

May I ask for an example of your fetish(es)?[/QUOTE]

here's a copypasta i use on /soc/

[quote]i'll do anything sans shit (piss can work as long as i'm not getting pissed on/pissing on people), diaper stuff, fursuits (try pulling that shit in arizona and you'll die of a heat stroke), and hardcore mutilation.

I'll do blood stuff, i'll let you cut me, spank me 'till i bleed, fuck me silly and leave me on the floor covered in cum, anything really

i'm kind of a kinky person

>petplay (sub)
>domination (switch)
>sizeplay (sub)
>medical shit
[sp]>amputation (Neva gon happen but it's a nice thought)[/sp]
>feminization
>traps (both ways)
>Butt stuff
>Electric shock (sub)
>humiliation (sub)
>Degradation play (sub)
>Rape play (sub)
>Blackmail (sub, only sometimes though {and only with people that won't really fuck up my shit, i just like the concept})
>Needle play (switch)
>[I][U][B]MIND RAPE[/B][/U][/I] (sub)[/quote]

[[Green]]

Well you win in terms of fetishes. I'm glad you found that well what suits you and god damn. I am impressed by the quantity.

[genkaz92]

[QUOTE=Neat!;40311523]here's a copypasta i use on /soc/[/QUOTE]

Mind rape in the sense of mental annihilation, or skull fucking?

[Blasphemy]

I can't bring myself to care that I'm failing everything and that I've pretty much fucked myself for the future due to failing most of my classes in school and not having a job etc. I know I have a lot of potential and that I really should care and that I'm a waste to society by not doing anything but there is literally nothing that I can do to make me care about it, I'm not sure what's wrong with me honestly.

[Katska]

[QUOTE=Smashing Good;40192521]I am fucking terrified of mirrors and doppelgangers in general.[/QUOTE]

I hate having to use the restroom at night when nobody else is up, because for some reason I'm afraid that while I'm washing my hands, I'll look up in the mirror and it won't be my face. Fuckin' mirrors, man.

[Jocke]

[QUOTE=Katska;40312184]I hate having to use the restroom at night when nobody else is up, because for some reason I'm afraid that while I'm washing my hands, I'll look up in the mirror and it won't be my face. Fuckin' mirrors, man.[/QUOTE]

Or someone else behind you

[genkaz92]

[QUOTE=Jocke;40312191]Or someone else behind you[/QUOTE]

Or you not having your face with someone being behind you at the same time. Or better yet, not having your face with someone being being behind you who does have your face.

[Tinter]

[QUOTE=genkaz92;40312433]Or you not having your face with someone being behind you at the same time. Or better yet, not having your face with someone being being behind you who does have your face.[/QUOTE]

Or someone in front of you.

[genkaz92]

[QUOTE=Tinter;40312491]Or someone in front of you.[/QUOTE]

Good idea. You look in the mirror, and see that you do not have your own face, after which a horrifying floating face appears a few inches infront of your foreign one.

[Darth-Veger]

[QUOTE=Katska;40312184]I hate having to use the restroom at night when nobody else is up, because for some reason I'm afraid that while I'm washing my hands, I'll look up in the mirror and it won't be my face. Fuckin' mirrors, man.[/QUOTE]

[video=youtube;pEH5_SNJBjo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEH5_SNJBjo[/video]
After playing that game and having that moment i feared mirrors for some time...

[Jocke]

I fucking hate that game, I was paranoid every single second of it...
I gotto reinstall it because I was to scared to finnish it.

[Kuru]

This happened ten years ago, when I was in school.

I wasn't feeling well at all that day, so my homeroom teacher allowed me to lay down on a couch that they had in the classroom.

Eventually, the health class started. (The homeroom teacher goes out to do something and a teacher who specifically teaches health class comes in.) In the middle of class, (I was still laying down on the couch) my stomach started hurting. Then I farted.

A lot. The silent-but-deadly type.

So the smell eventually reached the rest of the class. They all panicked and the health teacher ran outside. The other kids followed suit.

I couldn't because I was too sick.

They all got outside and started breathing heavily as if they were suffocating before. While they were outside, the homeroom teacher walks in. He notices the room empty except for me and asks me, "Where's the class?"

The health teacher walks back in, and says to the homeroom teacher, "I think one of your kids has a problem!"

Yeah...

[Implications_Unp]

[QUOTE=TaniaTiger;40305591]I feel your pain :(
I hate it when I ask the time and someone points to a clock or their watch. I just stand there and stare at it for a while until I figure it out, the look on my face says straight away that I can't do it so then people pick up on it. I can read them but it just takes me far too long.

Can't tie my shoes the normal way either, everyone's all "make a loop then put it through the little hole" - there is never a hole, fuck.[/QUOTE]
The best way would be to start using a traditional wrist watch.
You'll slowly get used to it.

[shitstershit]

I have tinnitus and i have never told anyone about it

[relinquish]

i uhhh.....
i once had gay sex with my cousin.

:suicide:

[Jocke]

[QUOTE=relinquish;40313351]i uhhh.....
i once had gay sex with my cousin.

:suicide:[/QUOTE]

Does anyone remember that thread of the guy which cousin threatened him to have sex with him or he would do something bad, can't remember the name of it

[I-Am]

[QUOTE=relinquish;40313351]i uhhh.....
i once had gay sex with my cousin.

:suicide:[/QUOTE]

Did it feel good?
It's... uh, for a social experiment

[Lolx0rz]

My sister and I caused nearly everyone in my school to get chicken pox in 1st grade.

[Neat!]

[QUOTE=genkaz92;40311961]Mind rape in the sense of mental annihilation, or skull fucking?[/QUOTE]

mental annihilation

[hitleradolph]

I once masturbated to a picture of my sister

[darcy010]

post the pic

[Bawheed]

I shave my pubes and asshole hairs.

[Deri102]

[QUOTE=shitstershit;40313257]I have tinnitus and i have never told anyone about it[/QUOTE]

There ain't anything wrong with tinnitus dude, I've had it for as long as I can remember. Why haven't you told anyone?

[Blasphemy]

I realized that I frequently joke or make sarcastic comments to make myself laugh as a mechanism to deal with depression.

[Darth_Kris]

I'm scared of being injured