What's the deepest, darkest secret of yours that you would be willing to post on a public forum?

[HellFire2345]

when i was a kid, i used to rub my hands on the carpet for around a minute then lick them

it tasted good
edit: now that i think about it ew

edit: in fourth grade i brought half a bottle of lemonade to school after i had already drank the first half and gave the rest to my friends somehow and they had no idea

[Lolx0rz]

[QUOTE=HellFire2345;40316299]when i was a kid, i used to rub my hands on the carpet for around a minute then lick them

it tasted good

edit: now that i think about it ew[/QUOTE]

I used to rub my fingers on carpet to make them numb. It felt nice.

[HellFire2345]

i'm afraid of flying on a plane because i'm worried the [I]one[/I] plane i go on will be jacked and crash or something

[Radical Rebel]

When I was around 7 or 8 I used to rub my hands together really fast and eat the dead skin cells.

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=hitleradolph;40314785]I once masturbated to a picture of my sister[/QUOTE]

Didn't someone make a thread about this

[Richard Longflop]

I've wanked to nothing many, many times. Just... nothing at all.

[Lolx0rz]

[QUOTE=Zakkin;40316626]I've wanked to nothing many, many times. Just... nothing at all.[/QUOTE]

[URL="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgyrqltemp1qaavsxo1_500.gif"]Oh?[/URL]

[Zeneros]

I am turned on by the concept of being turned into an emotionless lovedoll

[MuffinZerg]

[QUOTE=Zeneros;40316800]I am turned on by the concept of being turned into an emotionless lovedoll[/QUOTE]

This, but not emotionless

[genkaz92]

[QUOTE=Neat!;40314781]mental annihilation[/QUOTE]

I was asking just incase, because hypothetically skull fucking could be attempted with a pirate who had a hemispherectomy.

[ksenior]

My deepest darkest secret is that I don't want to admit my deepest darkest secret on the internet

[WhiteHusky]

[QUOTE=Neat!;40311523]here's a copypasta i use on /soc/
[I][B][FETISHES HERE][/B][/I][/QUOTE]

If we are doing that, might aswell do the same.
Give me some time to compose a page link.
By composing, use a old site I have and use ludicrous amounts of tape and staples to make something that will list everything.

[editline]17th April 2013[/editline]

...TO BEEN SEEN NEXT TIME ON THE NEW THREAD!

[ksenior]

I am the Boston Bomber