What's the deepest, darkest secret of yours that you would be willing to post on a public forum? - General

I fucked a microwaved watermelon with a picture of Nicki Minaj taped to it.

[QUOTE=TearJerker;40103436]I fucked a microwaved watermelon with a picture of Nicki Minaj taped to it.[/QUOTE] wow very hot

I once told a lie to my parents

i have low self-esteem

My own intellectual and moral compass has led me down the path of being so strongly an anarchist I find the thought of living in society nauseating, and I spend much of my time trying to distract myself from the fact that I will be perpetually disturbed and upset by the state of play in my life unless I somehow find a way to free myself. As a result, I think to a point I can be a bit of an insufferable asshole at times. I wish I could explain to people that it's because I'm in varying states of emotional pain and distress. I wish I wasn't like this, and I could somehow participate in this great game, but I simply cannot bring myself to do so.

[QUOTE=hl2freak;40092514]I can suck my own dick, and often do. But I should stop cause it fucks up my back. ....yep.[/QUOTE] woah this is really close to what i was going to post it really hurts in the lower ribs and upper spine and after i finish i have to stretch out my body as straight as possible for like 10 minutes to feel like my skeleton is right again however after having gone to the gym for like 4 months it is getting less painful and i can now do it with ease

I can't swear when there are a lot of people around me. There are also a few words I can't use, when I try to say them I end up saying them a little strange

[QUOTE=TearJerker;40103436]I fucked a microwaved watermelon with a picture of Nicki Minaj taped to it.[/QUOTE] how in the fuck do you get a watermelon in a microwave?

I used to like when our class was given lollipops because you stare at the hot girls and imagine they're sucking a dick

While I'm sane enough to be moral and ethical and shit, behind that I'm incredibly sadistic. I find the prospect of torturing young girls pretty thrilling and I know for a fact if I had a few screws loose I'd probably kidnap one to try it out.

I'm a member of Facepunch.

I'm gay. Who would have guessed?

[QUOTE=myalt22;40089659]One time I [sp]came in my mouth by accident[/sp][/QUOTE] One time I [sp]came in my mouth on purpose[/sp]

If it is an adult, female (mentally) with human-like of above intelligence there is a big possibility for me to be attracted to her (she doesn't even need to be real). Human females are still the best, tho.

I get turned on by anthropomorphic huskies. Wait that's not a secret.

[QUOTE=GeneralSpecific;40096354]Sometimes I secretly wish a child would run in front of a train or something when I'm nearby so I could grab grab him and throw him to his mother, but without me getting out of the way in time. That way I would be heroic, not suicidal.[/QUOTE] Sometimes, I wish that a man would attempt to murder a hot, single woman around my age right outside my house so I can run out and save her.

In the second year of high school, I made a pathetic witty joke about someone's dead mum (I sincerely regret saying it in the first place) then a few months later one of the guys I told actually told the guy who's mum was dead, he confronted me and I just walked off in shame. It was resolved in like a day, and I slowly built my self back into the group of friends I had before, but a day doesn't pass where I deeply regret ever saying that, even though the guy's forgiven me. Sometimes I cry in the middle of the night cos I can't get it out of my head.

[QUOTE=Dead Madman;40105517]In the second year of high school, I made a pathetic witty joke about someone's dead mum (I sincerely regret saying it in the first place) then a few months later one of the guys I told actually told the guy who's mum was dead, he confronted me and I just walked off in shame. It was resolved in like a day, and I slowly built my self back into the group of friends I had before, but a day doesn't pass where I deeply regret ever saying that, even though the guy's forgiven me. Sometimes I cry in the middle of the night cos I can't get it out of my head.[/QUOTE] That sounds like a living hell :( I thought my conscience was bad ...

[QUOTE=James xX;40105526]That sounds like a living hell :( I thought my conscience was bad ...[/QUOTE] Well it's not as bad as some of the other people's misfortunes in here, at least I have that to think about

I've been rejected upwards of 38 times now by a dozen or so girls and the sad part is I'm not a fedora wearing men's rights activist

My sexual preference. don't think my parents would enjoy a gay person, mostly my dad who's against gay marriage. Dunno 'bout my mother.

[QUOTE=JaspertheDoxie;40102696]He's also an overweight Mexican, so it's not like this can even be possible.[/QUOTE] Prepare your anus [IMG]http://i1228.photobucket.com/albums/ee456/cooellenper/Creepymexican.gif[/IMG]

When i am angry i always feel the extreme urge to sing [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyS3weMlxLA"]Hellfire[/URL] out loud in my room. Also after being dumped/left out so many times i kinda sworn to myself not to start a relation again with a girl. :v:

[QUOTE=Chocolate1234;40102834]I have never masturbated. I don't know how deep and dark this is, however.[/QUOTE] Serious respect, man.

I was abrupt with a stranger

Snip wrong thread

I jerked a classmate off when I was 10

I used to be an emo kid, also used to ct cause i was a little fag.

[QUOTE=Minimal;40103220]I...I-I want to cum in Heinrich Himmler... Oh god[/QUOTE] Is this script messing with me?

Ever since Junior High, I've been nervous to talk to girls. I dated a few girls in Junior High, mostly emo chicks, who I only knew because of my sister. We never got serious, never even kissed, or spent any time together outside of school. Since then, I always wondered if the girls broke up with me because I wasn't involved enough. Also, the last one I dated is now a lesbian, which may/may not be because of me. Got another secret, but don't really have the balls to post it here.