What's the deepest, darkest secret of yours that you would be willing to post on a public forum? - General

[QUOTE=Digivee;40110674]I'm in love with an asexual.[/QUOTE] I'm in love with my best friend, but he's straight. I'm also a [sp]zoophile. Large canines (the more wolf-like, the better) and big cats mostly[/sp]

I once did it with a guy

sometimes at night i ride my bike to the nearby stables, climb over the fence and give any stallion i find a handjob

[QUOTE=TearJerker;40103436]I fucked a microwaved watermelon with a picture of Nicki Minaj taped to it.[/QUOTE] You understand there is absolutely no difference between Nicki Minaj and a microwaved watermelon right?

I've got plenty of these. No dignity or shame left to lose, so here goes. #1 - I once faked having something of a seizure/fainting in school. I don't know why. On the particular day I was absolutely pissed off with everything and everyone, and I'd had enough of bothering to interact with the world. I just let my body go limp, and just led there as the school nurse manhandled me down the stairs into an ambulance, and then to hospital. They never found anything, but they seem convinced it was something to do with exhaustion. I've never told anyone this. It's one of my many dirty little secrets that will follow me to the grave. #2 - I often think I am a massive hypochondriac, if that's the right word for it. I often find that I have some symptomns of all manner of mental disorders, like depression, various things in the autism spectrum, in fact I have sometimes even thought I'm clinically insane. The thing is, I never actually have all of the symptomns of one thing. I have two or three from each one, and there really is no convincing evidence that I have any. As such, I've learned to agree with what everyone says, and just tell myself that I'm only the way I am because I'm a teenager and I've got all kinds of shit with hormones and such. #3 - I almost deliberately failed school. At one point, I just gave up on everything. I couldn't manage to convince myself that any of the exams were worth my time. I couldn't see any way in which I had a future worth living for. Now that I've left, though, I see how stupid I was. I wish I could go back and slap myself in the face for even considering giving up on the exams. I believe a big part of it was that I was absolutely off my face on caffeine and sugar for most of the last two years. I went more than a little nuts, and shit got really difficult. Primarily, I managed to turn a slight infatuation with a girl in my class into an obsession. She was the first person I ever really felt strongly about, and it drove me off of the deep end for a good while. The worst bit is that now I can see that everyone was right. I could have easily just walked up and asked her out, and even if she said no, I would have closure. I never knew if she felt the same way about me as I did about her, and it's killing me. #4 - I have a massive problem related to the same girl, that impedes nearly everything I do. I'm more than a little bit obsessed with her. I just can't forget that I fucked up and I never took the opportunities I had. Every time I see anything that reminds me of her, even slightly, it's enough to send me into either a depressive spiral of self hate, or a blistering rage that I turn on anybody close enough to rough up until I feel better. And when I say anything, I mean even seeing her name can set me off. I hate it, and it really makes things difficult. I don't know why I became so attached to her, but I often theorise that it really was because she was the first person I had real feelings for, and I needed something or someone to focus my sugar rush enhanced hormone addled mind on. I'm sorry for taking up so much of the page. I just feel a little better when I rant to anyone, or even just nobody in particular. Just writing my thoughts down somewhere nobody will ever see them can help me cope. I wish I'd made more use of my counselling. I never told the guy how I really felt. I never made any good use of the time. All we talked about was my problem with my teachers and how I occasionally went ballistic on anything and everything in sight. That wasn't the problem, only my coping mechanism.

Oh also I pluck my eyebrows and I wax my back.

ask me about my erotic asphyxiation fetish

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im terrified of growing up :(

As some other people know on this forum, I am attracted to young girls. (My comment was the last of the page and likely would not be seen)

i pick out m&ms from the trail mix

Everything I do is based on my wants and needs, not other people's wants and needs. [editline]31st March 2013[/editline] I also think less of people when they like something that I don't think someone should like. I try not to show it though.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;40112115]Everything I do is based on my wants and needs, not other people's wants and needs. [editline]31st March 2013[/editline] I also think less of people when they like something that I don't think someone should like. I try not to show it though.[/QUOTE] I think that's most everybody, really. On both accounts. At least to some degree. Either that or you and I are just among the group of greedy, judgmental assholes :v:

i dont have a toaster fetish

i am attracted to asian girls, and white women do not turn me on in the slightest anymore.

I used to hump the floor when I was a young kid... :|

I've never seriously attempted to get into a relationship because I'm scared of being rejected. I'm 22.

I lost my virginity when I was 8 years old

[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;40114225]I've never seriously attempted to get into a relationship because I'm scared of being rejected. I'm 22.[/QUOTE] relationships are the greatest thing when its with someone who carfes about you and loves you trust me dude you should go and not care about rejection because love is like awesome and in the end if things dont go well well gosh youll appreciate teh good memories

I once had a girlfriend, when I found out she cheated on me, I broke up with her She then tried to commit suicide with rat poison Haven't had a girlfriend since then

[QUOTE=andololol;40111998](My comment was the last of the page and likely would not be seen)[/QUOTE] Why do people think that the bottom post doesn't get read? It's not like people go "oh, bottom of the page, better not bother reading these last few posts and skip to the next page!!"

i don't think dicks taste good at all.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;40107547]If I put up the name of all the people I'd fuck, the list would be as long as the Lord of the Rings credits.[/QUOTE] I still wouldn't be on it.

[QUOTE=chipset;40089534]I have [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trichotillomania"]Trichotillomania[/url][/QUOTE] A few pages late, but i have the same issue. I think anyways. I used to have long hair, and i'd sit there, compulsively ripping it out, one hair at a time, and it felt very satisfying. I do it occasionally now, with my hair cut short, but cutting my hair back to what i used to do mostly stopped it from happening.

I havent really enjoyed my life so far and I dont think I ever will. That worries me some times

[QUOTE=Digivee;40110674]I'm in love with an asexual.[/QUOTE] That's terrible. I can sort of relate, but I don't think I want to really get into it right now. I'm really sorry, man.

I am afraid of moths. Also. I can fap to everything

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;40114868]I am afraid of moths. Also. I can fap to everything[/QUOTE] Can you fap to moths having sweet sweet moth sex?

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;40114868]I can fap to everything[/QUOTE] Burnt cartilage gets me goin. How bout you?

[QUOTE=Digivee;40110674]I'm in love with an asexual.[/QUOTE] -never mind-