I taped a butterflies wings together.
It didn't fly.
[QUOTE=bodenlan2;17433332]I taped a butterflies wings together.
It didn't fly.[/QUOTE]
oh my god lol
Pushed my girlfriend in front of a car.
No wait that's not...
i sned dis image tu a frend! :3:3
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In the girls toilets last week in a club there was a door open with a girl ko'd in it and sick all around her, even though the toilets were packed no one was helping her so I helped her out and called her a taxi home!
I haven't really done anything outstandingly nice that I can remember, I do little things but all of the time.
Only thing I can really think of at the moment was when I was going to go to some place with some friends and upon finding out that one of my other friends wouldn't be able to afford it I gave her the money I was going to use to go and let her go in my place because she actually wanted to go.
It was fine with me I just chilled out at home.
[QUOTE=CaptainSnake;17420791]I walked a thousand miles just to serenade her in a field of fireflys
High five to whoever can guess where thats from.[/QUOTE]
Isn't that from a song by that Scottish band who's name I can't remember.
Post after Supertoaster
Or not?
[QUOTE=The Pink Scotti;17435831]Post after Supertoaster
Or not?[/QUOTE]
dangit not again.
[QUOTE=Super_Toast;17435757]Isn't that from a song by that Scottish band who's name I can't remember.[/QUOTE]
The Proclaimers. And that's 500 Miles you're thinking of.
Helped out at a Relay for Life
I dunno.
Kept someone from killing themselves.
donated $50 to something that is to help special kids.
:smug: the best part is that it could help me in the near future due to my aspergers.
Ran about 2 or so miles in a storm to my friends house who was crying after her ex went to her house to do the general shouting thing. Stained my jacket shoulder with her makeup.
That or dived off my bike to avoid some stupid old cunts who randomly decided they wanted to cross the road without looking or giving indication. Beauty of a mark left on my hand.
My girlfriend worries about money real bad, so I kept telling her that our bills were really low for about 9 months running, so that I could pay around 90% of the bills each month. I'm £1400 into my overdraft now, which she doesn't know, but its meant that shes worried less so it don't really matter to me.
Also before this I haven't told a soul, so up till now this has been a totally selfless good deed. Way to break me facepunch :eng99:
[QUOTE=dcalde78;17438213]The Proclaimers. And that's 500 Miles you're thinking of.[/QUOTE]
yeah, that's the band.
and oh nonononoo he said he "walked 500 miles" and then "walked 500 more" 500+500=1000
Voted for John McCain.
I took the knife out of her back.
[QUOTE=Super_Toast;17438787]yeah, that's the band.
and oh nonononoo he said he "walked 500 miles" and then "walked 500 more" 500+500=1000[/QUOTE]
The song is called "500 Miles" regardless, even though it says "...the man who walked a 1000 miles to fall down at your door".
bought a homeless guy a sandwich
well when I was at the mall and we were leaving, the people in front of us had dropped some of their groceries (two milk jugs, one was chocolate milk mmm..) and a wallet. At first I was like fuck yeah a wallet (it had $70 dollars or somethin in it) and chocolate milk! God must love me!
instead i picked up the dropped groceries and the wallet, and gave it back to the family
They didn't even say anything to me, actually even sort of looked at me scornfully.. :/
people are bastards.
[QUOTE=lum1naire;17439227]well when I was at the mall and we were leaving, the people in front of us had dropped some of their groceries (two milk jugs, one was chocolate milk mmm..) and a wallet. At first I was like fuck yeah a wallet (it had $70 dollars or somethin in it) and chocolate milk! God must love me!
instead i picked up the dropped groceries and the wallet, and gave it back to the family
They didn't even say anything to me, actually even sort of looked at me scornfully.. :/[/QUOTE]
I woulda just fucking kept it.
Or, if I returned it and they didn't say shit, I would have reminded them that I [b]could have[/b] kept it. Ungrateful sons of bitches.
I stole from the rich and gave to the poor.
I am Robin Hood.
I stole from the rich and gave to my drug dealer.
I am high
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