LMAO Pics v.96 - Half of Facepunch was born in this year!
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[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;31216291]No one goes past page3.[/QUOTE]
i have been in the deep vaist of pages 25,
[QUOTE=Limpet;31215716]"How long can you look at Nyan Cat for?"
"The rest of my days"
[img]http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/7812486121/1/tumblr_lolif47Aly1qz9dz7[/img][/QUOTE]
he is going to regret that shit later on in his life.
oh hey pageking.
[QUOTE=Psycho_Shadow;31217562]welp, according to furrymap.net I'm within several miles of the wikifur founder.[/QUOTE]
Quickly, go over to his house and stab him in his [i]fucking throat[/i].
[QUOTE=werner;31217803]i have been in the deep vaist of pages 25,[/QUOTE]
In elementary school once I was googling something and I was going through all the pages, on the very last page I found a Russian porn site :v:
[QUOTE=Loofiloo;31215341]Don't ask me how I got drawn into this, but I was once on this site
[url]http://furrymap.net/[/url]
And found out there is a furry IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD. I could walk to his house [sp]and set it on fire[/sp][/QUOTE]
There's one in my local town less than 2 miles away, shiiittt. And a few more spread around the area.
Fuck that shit.
[QUOTE=Guzbone;31217997]In elementary school once I was googling something and I was going through all the pages, on the very last page I found a Russian porn site :v:[/QUOTE]
In elementary school, we once googled the names of classmates, we got a hairy bush with the name of one of the girls in our class.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ljKx9.jpg[/IMG]
I tried, but I'm bad with photoshop.
[QUOTE=Paulendy;31218062][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ljKx9.jpg[/IMG]
I tried, but I'm bad with photoshop.[/QUOTE]fucking finally
been waiting for this
[QUOTE=Failgrenade;31218086][img]http://oi56.tinypic.com/2qu7ltv.jpg[/img]
Guys help.[/QUOTE]
It's dangerous to go alone, take this.
[img]http://www.codblackopsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Black-Ops-Weapons-Flamethrower.jpg[/img]
There's only one furry in my town
I find some of these quite hilarious
[quote="dontevenreply.com"]Original ad:
Wanted - CHILDRENS DVDS
Movies wanted for children aged 5 and up - will take all unwanted DVDs!
From Me to *********@**********.org:
Hey there!
I'm trying to get rid of a bunch of movies I've had since I was a kid. The movie stores won't take them, and it would be a shame for me to just throw them out. I'd love to pass them on to people who can enjoy them. Let me know if you are interested.
Mike
From Julia ****** to Me:
Mike - Which movies do you have and how much do you want for them?
From Me to Julia ******:
Julia,
Here is the full list:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Alladin
Backdoor Creampies 2
Beauty and the Beast
Big Black Threesome
Fantasia
Finally 18 and Legal
The Lion King
Mattress Slaves 3
The Mighty Ducks
Toy Story
Wet Squirters 5
Please let me know which ones you want.
Thanks,
Mike
From Julia ****** to Me:
Mike...some of those titles are inappropriate.
From Me to Julia ******:
Julia,
Which titles are inappropriate?
Mike
From Julia ****** to Me:
I think you know which ones...
From Me to Julia ******:
Are you talking about Fantasia? I know, I thought it was a Vietnam war movie too. I assure you it has nothing to do with Asia and is completely appropriate for children. The only other title I think you are referring to as inappropriate is The Lion King, but I think you are confusing that with "The Scorpion King," the violent movie starring Dwayne Johnson. While the Lion King does have adult themes, it is nothing like The Scorpion King.
I hope this clears things up.
Mike
From Julia ****** to Me:
No...explain to me how these movies are for children??? Backdoor Creampies, Big Black Threesome, Finally 18 and Legal, Mattress Slaves 3, Wet Squirters 5. It sounds to me like you are trying to throw out your porn collection.
From Me to Julia ******:
Pornography? What a disgusting accusation! What kind of a person do you think I am? You have a really perverted mind if you think those movies are adult films.
You've really never heard of those movies? Where was your childhood? I'll find the plot summaries for you.
Backdoor Creampies - Cindy, a little girl with big ambitions, decides to open a bakery in her parents kitchen - selling pies to children who come to her backyard. Cindy learns that running a business isn't all fun and games in this hilarious tale of entrepreneurship.
Big Black Threesome - Barry, Billy and Bernie are three lovable black bears who have zany adventures during their quest for honey.
Finally 18 and Legal - A coming of age story about a young girl who becomes an independent woman.
Mattress Slaves 3 - Part 3 of the shocking documentary about slave labor in the mattress industry of third world countries. (Acceptable for kids, and in my opinion, a necessity to educate them on some real world issues. I never bought a foreign mattress again after this eye-opener.)
Wet Squirters 5 - The Squirters gang is back again in this heartwarming tale about a group of whales who try to find their long lost father in a vast ocean of wet sea critters.
Once again, I hope this clears things up for you.
Mike
From Julia ****** to Me:
You expect me to believe that all of those movies simply have unfortunate titles? Nice try.
From Me to Julia ******:
Sorry to disappoint your sick mind Julia, but yes, they are all children's movies. So do you want them or not?
By the way, I just found 3 more movies to add to the collection I am offering:
Toy Story 2
James and the Giant Peach
Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3
Mike
From Julia ****** to Me:
Okay I've had enough of this. You are a nut.
From Me to Julia ******:
Think of the children, Julia. They will never get to enjoy these classic films because of you.
From Julia ****** to Me:
Go to hell.[/quote]
[quote="dontevenreply.com"]Original ad:
**** Disguisable weapons wanted ****
Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc.....
Offering: cash, items for barter
From Me to **********@***********.org:
Hey,
I saw your ad looking for concealable/disguised weapons. I have several fine-crafted items you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and prices.
Thanks,
Mike
From Jeff ****** to Me:
I am. lets see what you got.
From Me to Jeff ******:
Jeff,
Here you go:
[img]http://dontevenreply.com/images/knife1.JPG[/img]
Looks like a normal spoon, right?
[img]http://dontevenreply.com/images/knife2.JPG[/img]
Wrong. It is actually a deadly 2.5" half-smooth, half-serrated knife with tactical grip. One minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with this deadly and disguised weapon.
I am asking $50 for the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at it.
Mike
From Jeff ****** to Me:
that is stupid as hell and looks like crap. unless you have anything better to offer, dont waste my time.
From Me to Jeff ******:
Jeff,
I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I think you will feel differently about.
Mike
From Jeff ****** to Me:
fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can fuck off.
From Me to Jeff ******:
Jeff,
Thank you for re-considering. Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will love:
[img]http://dontevenreply.com/images/glock.JPG[/img]
At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo.
[img]http://dontevenreply.com/images/m16.JPG[/img]
Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit.
[img]http://dontevenreply.com/images/m3.JPG[/img]
This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The ultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on the pump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking $1500 for the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra $5 per box.
Let me know if you want any of these items.
Thanks,
Mike
From Jeff ****** to Me:
youre a fucking dumbass, shitbrained, asswipe, retarded dipshit. you prob walk around with that shit too you dumb mother fucker. I hope you get hit by a car. fuck off, eat shit, and die.[/quote]
E: oops, rate me late
[QUOTE=Hubber the 1st;31218226]-super de-duper late cragislist ad in quotes-[/QUOTE]
...really?
[img]http://i.imgur.com/e1MoO.png[/img]
Sadly, it's true. We here in Illinois have corn, soy beans, and Chicago.
one furry on facepunch apparently lives in the town i moved away from
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/fonzie-_dildo.jpg[/img]
only 3 furries in my whole country :v:
[QUOTE=peaceful guy;31218217]There's only one furry in my town[/QUOTE]
There's only seven in all of South Carolina.
Thank. God.
Yes, there are furries that live in places and there are furries that live closer to other places.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/vPuEv.jpg[/img]
You guys are assuming that the 3000 who have registered on the map represent the whole furry population. You have to take it with a handful of salt.
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;31215118]He asked for a title. I gave him one.
[img]http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/1749/54584a1f1fb700abf63b5bc.png[/img][/QUOTE]
oh my
[QUOTE=Greenen72;31215426][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/20516268/Picts/Reactions/Rainbow%20horn.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
where is this from? I remember seeing something similar to this when I was young...
The only pic of the video I found is this one, but i'm seaching the name of it.
[IMG]http://s3.noelshack.com/uploads/images/6387416214498_sans_titre.png[/IMG]
it's not really mature, it's just that I found it in an intro...
[QUOTE=Loofiloo;31215341]Don't ask me how I got drawn into this, but I was once on this site
[url]http://furrymap.net/[/url]
And found out there is a furry IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD. I could walk to his house [sp]and set it on fire[/sp][/QUOTE]
There's only 2 furries in Nevada, thank god
[QUOTE=latin_geek;31218493][IMG]http://hejibits.com/comics/2010-03-29-roommate-comics-9.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Halo is gay
[QUOTE=latin_geek;31218493][IMG]http://hejibits.com/comics/2010-03-29-roommate-comics-9.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Mass effect is in space.
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