LMAO Pics v.96 - Half of Facepunch was born in this year!
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[QUOTE=Aerkhan;31366442]
[t]http://filesmelt.com/dl/ridephoto.jpg[/t]
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Before I go on a ride I look for where the camera is and by the time I get to the camera on the actual ride I make sure to look either pissed off or utterly bored. Sometimes I try to make it look like I am unmoved by the speed as well, but as my hair gets longer my sudden pompadour gives me away.
[QUOTE=Speed Of Dark;31367320][img]http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/images/2/2e/Loveplus_02.jpg[/img]
Forever alone.[/QUOTE]
What is going on?
[QUOTE=Speed Of Dark;31367320][img]http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/images/2/2e/Loveplus_02.jpg[/img]
Forever alone.[/QUOTE]
That guy is a pimp.
[QUOTE=Warship;31367342]What is going on?[/QUOTE]
Family dinner with his waifus.
[QUOTE=Speed Of Dark;31367320][img]http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/images/2/2e/Loveplus_02.jpg[/img]
Forever alone.[/QUOTE]
Forever alone? There are clearly more than one person present in that picture.
[QUOTE=Speed Of Dark;31367320][img]http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/images/2/2e/Loveplus_02.jpg[/img]
Forever alone.[/QUOTE]
I know what will solve this:
[img]http://thegoodjokes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/infinite-people-never-alone.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Goodthief;31365879]Try typing deal with it yeah motherfucker into the search bar :downs:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfns63k2hzU[/media][/QUOTE]
That's my video :buddy:
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;31367640]That's my video :buddy:[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfns63k2hzU[/media]
We need to make a separate thread for the rage comics.
-snip photobucket failure-
[QUOTE=KorJax;31367768][IMG]http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb134/KorJax/1308067862redic-nomad_missing.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb134/KorJax/1309032943redic-nomad_intheholepart2.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Can't see shit captain.
[QUOTE=Warship;31367342]What is going on?[/QUOTE]
All the women in a relationship in Japan gathering.
Okay lets try this again:
[img]http://s4.postimage.org/rbe3pg4p7/1308067862_redic_nomad_missing.jpg[/img]
[img]http://s4.postimage.org/nrso6jvct/1309032943_redic_nomad_intheholepart2.jpg[/img]
This is what happens when filesmelt is down :(
[QUOTE=ZestyLemons;31367028]No, the pony shit is annoying the same way furry shit is annoying, they shove it in your face and brag about it thinking it's so damned incredible.[/QUOTE]
Except no one fucking does it. Not the ponies, not the furries.
[QUOTE=KorJax;31367768]-snip photobucket failure-[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i908.photobucket.com/albums/ac284/golde6/whatthefuckamireading.png[/img]
Fuck, I leave for work soon. I will try and get some contented for this page kind later guys, sorry.
This is taken from Tom Reynold's blog randomactsofreality, where he used to relate his experiences as an ambulance driver (professionally called an EMT). His real name's Brian something-or-other and his blog's dead now.
[quote=Tom Reynolds]
The Tate and Lyle sugar factory is pretty much smack bang in the middle of my "patch". When I was on the FRU (First Response Unit) and ordered to "go and drive around - see if you can find someone injured", I would often travel past it. I'm a bit of a geek and factories full of pipes, chimneys belching strange smelling smoke and arcane bits of machinery interest me greatly. However, until today I'd never actually been inside this behemoth of a factory.
The call was pretty simple - the hydraulics of aforklift truck had burst, and the fluid had splashed into the driver's eyes. Luckily he had been wearing safety goggles, so he had been spared the brunt of the spray. The company's first aider/fireman had already washed his eyes out with plenty of saline so there was little for us to do except take him to hospital to make sure that nothing had scratched the front of them.
But that wasn't the fun bit.
To show us where the patient was a security guard met us at the main gate then he jumped into a Vauxhall Astra and drove like a man possessed through the factory grounds towards the patient.
I was driving.
I got to chase him. I got to chase him the length of the factory.
More importantly I got to chase him through narrow turnings and udner footbridges full of pipes. Smoke was billowing out from vents while I dodged between lorries and powered up ramps.
In my head the theme music to [I]The Sweeny[/I] was playing.
I just [I]may[/I] have giggled like a nine-year-old girl.
Yet another thing I love about my work - I get to go into some strange places.[/quote]
[img]http://0.asset.soup.io/asset/2152/6016_74ab_500.jpeg[/img]
also
[img]http://f.asset.soup.io/asset/2181/6719_f225.jpeg[/img]
"I'm flying (from pl) to USA and will use deodorant 24h, will the time change exceed its performance?"
[QUOTE=KillerPopcorn;31368369]It's been posted a few pages ago.[/QUOTE]
Oh fuck. My bad I'll take it down.
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;31368704][img]http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/minor_differences3/bee1.png[/img]
[img]http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/minor_differences3/bee2.png[/img][/QUOTE]
this reminds me of something that happened to me. one time I was in bed, trying to sleep. I start hearing a buzz around my ear. Thinking it was a fly, I try to shoo it with my hand. But it kept flying around my ear so I turned the lights on to see where it was. It was a wasp right where I was sleeping. Fuck. Get insectiside, spray all over the room, evacuate, sleep in another room
I have the most irrational fear of Bees and Wasps even though I know a sting from one amounts to little more than swelling and minor pains.
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