LMAO Pics v.96 - Half of Facepunch was born in this year!
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[QUOTE=PotentYoshi;31465906]WHY ISNT IT CIRCUMSIZED[/QUOTE]
Imagine a knife going around your foreskine, slowly cutting the underneath as blood gushes out from your dick. and then the knife swiftly slices through the foreskin, the thing. . . thing. . . falls off and wiggles around on a cold operation table. and that's why it isn't circumsized.
It's like taking a tooth pick and putting it between your toe and the nail, and kicking a wall as hard as you can.
also the game.
this is the best page king ever.
[QUOTE=The BoxDog;31465944]Imagine a knife going around your foreskine, slowly cutting the underneath as blood gushes out from your dick. and then the knife swiftly slices through the foreskin, the thing. . . thing. . . falls off and wiggles around on a cold operation table. and that's why it isn't circumsized.
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Good thing I was about 30 seconds old when that happened.
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[QUOTE=Nohj;31465955]Good thing I was about 30 seconds old when that happened.[/QUOTE]
imagine how that happened.
*pop* you come out of the womb. they hit you with a hose. then the doctor grabs your dick, takes measurements. and then cuts off your dick, then grabs you by the foot, and throws you back at your mom.
It happened like that, don't mind me I didn't get any sleep this morning.
[QUOTE=The BoxDog;31466013]imagine how that happened.
*pop* you come out of the womb. they hit you with a hose. then the doctor grabs your dick, takes measurements. and then cuts off your dick, then grabs you by the foot, and throws you back at your mom.
It happened like that, don't mind me I didn't get any sleep this morning.[/QUOTE]
I was already whining like a baby (ha) so its not like I really noticed.
We should stop before this turns the thread to morals discussion v. 96
[img]http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp8xraQBe01qh2ua6o1_500.jpg[/img]
Demo update.
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[img]http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp8xndUcES1qk2g4so1_400.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Gurant;31465918]American Dad s05e17 An Incident At Owl Creek
[editline]1st August 2011[/editline]
that looks pretty circumsized to me
But what do I know, I'm just a simple farmer[/QUOTE]
where are the googly eyes in your avatar?
[editline]1st August 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=The BoxDog;31465944]Imagine a knife going around your foreskine, slowly cutting the underneath as blood gushes out from your dick. and then the knife swiftly slices through the foreskin, the thing. . . thing. . . falls off and wiggles around on a cold operation table. and that's why it isn't circumsized.
It's like taking a tooth pick and putting it between your toe and the nail, and kicking a wall as hard as you can.
also the game.
this is the best page king ever.[/QUOTE]
xD the game
no
[QUOTE=Loofiloo;31463244]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/m7m8v.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Meanwhile in the Adventure Time thread
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[img]http://i.imgur.com/krSo6.jpg[/img][/quote]
[img]http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp8wcytqgp1qlvvobo1_400.jpg[/img]
This is how it happened.
[QUOTE=relinquish;31466254][img]http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/9166677.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
ran into the ground
[QUOTE=The BoxDog;31464368][img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp8mnbBbN61qkc9e9o1_500.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Am I the onlyone who thinks that moot is hot ?
[QUOTE=The BoxDog;31466013]imagine how that happened.
*pop* you come out of the womb. they hit you with a hose. then the doctor grabs your dick, takes measurements. and then cuts off your dick, then grabs you by the foot, and throws you back at your mom.
It happened like that, don't mind me I didn't get any sleep this morning.[/QUOTE]
You do realise that when you're a baby the nerves aren't fully developed so the child feels virtually nothing.
[QUOTE=PotentYoshi;31465906]WHY ISNT IT CIRCUMSIZED[/QUOTE]
Because that's the way the penis is created?
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;31466296]You do realise that when you're a baby the nerves aren't fully developed so the child feels virtually nothing.[/QUOTE]
so if I hit a child with a bat, it won't feel anything?
[QUOTE=Bombardier.;31466250][Img]http://a.yfrog.com/img618/9048/6fdaq.jpg[/Img][/QUOTE]Finn in 20 years. Too bad Jake is dead.
[QUOTE=The BoxDog;31466304]so if I hit a child with a bat, it won't feel anything?[/QUOTE]
Yeah same thing totally.
[QUOTE=jomt1234;31466542][video=youtube;bTLgeqCaYMY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTLgeqCaYMY&feature=player_embedded[/video][/QUOTE]dubstep in a nutshell
[QUOTE=cNova;31466724][video=youtube;fK1ujbPgLgo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK1ujbPgLgo&feature=relmfu[/video]
wtf[/QUOTE]
Every time it twitched i laughed harder and harder
TWITCTWITCHTWITCHs
[QUOTE=PotentYoshi;31465906]WHY ISNT IT CIRCUMSIZED[/QUOTE]
WHY DID YOU TAKE A SCALPEL TO YOUR MANHOOD
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