LMAO Pics v.96 - Half of Facepunch was born in this year!
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[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;31520207]Where did this start?[/QUOTE]
The original "once she touched my dick i came and started farting" thing was a joke by Louis C.K. from 2008 on one of his specials. Not the exact quote, but I saw it the other night:
"First of all, let me just say I was 18. I No one had ever touched my dick until I was 18 years old, and the first time, I as making out with this chick, just like normal, nothing planned or different or trying to go anywhere but that. So I'm making out with her, and she reaches down all of a sudden and grabs my dick. I was totally in shock. And, like, it was embarrassing. As soon as she touched my dick, I came and started farting. Came instantly, started farting. And I don't mean I farted, I mean I STARTED farting, like, I just began ripping them off every minute, just these loud wet farts as shes trying to give me a handjob, but she's having a hard time because she's laughing so hard."
Damn, someone already got it. Shit, I hate getting into a thread and being "hey, I know this!"
And then be like "oh. darn."
[QUOTE=Sokrates;31524001][IMG]http://img04.imgland.net/0EaMqtyCU4.png[/IMG]
:smile:[/QUOTE]
So glad you posted this hilarious content here
[QUOTE=Sinsmarter;31534031]Family guy sucks[/QUOTE]
"I don't like it therefore it sucks"
[img]http://i.imgur.com/TphFJh.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=God of Ashes;31534272]"I don't like it therefore it sucks"[/QUOTE]
"I like it therefore it's good"
[QUOTE=FeralPhantom;31534496][img]http://i.imgur.com/TphFJh.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I really want to see the look on the person's face when he realizes it is probably cheaper to buy a 60 inch Plasma TV, instead of getting that wall repaired.
[QUOTE=CHRHN;31534123]D:
[IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/33311333/Facepunch/FP%20Rating.png[/IMG]
Why the dumb ratings? :(
- Fuck that, I'm just going to imagine that it is my post that has got 8 agree and 6 funny ratings.[/QUOTE]Because you are a moron who posted a screen shot of content instead of actual content
Whoa, this is really trippy!
[url]http://neave.com/strobe/[/url]
And I swear to god, it is not an jumpscare! If there would be you are more than welcome over to my place to give me a good ol' punch in the face.
Favourite quote from the never ending story.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/V2wxB.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/WPsfh.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;31514395]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Z6To4.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I remember when that Dirge of Cerberus game came out, I had this happen. I was fighting one of the last guys, playing like a boss for some 35-40 minutes straight before realizing his health had only went down like 1/89th, or something crazy like that. I then realized I was supposed to lose...
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;31522388][img]http://8.asset.soup.io/asset/2136/3480_6f15_390.jpeg[/img][/QUOTE]
How many times is this posted with the quote, "it hurts to live"? It's a keyboard for people with stumps for arms.
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;31531881][img]http://i.imgur.com/xN6fO.png[/img][/QUOTE]
These kinds of bassists are the reason people think me saying 'Yeah, I'm a bassist' is the same as 'yeah I own a bass but I can't play shit'
[img]http://i.imgur.com/p5BXo.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=CHRHN;31534123]D:
[IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/33311333/Facepunch/FP%20Rating.png[/IMG]
Why the dumb ratings? :(
- Fuck that, I'm just going to imagine that it is my post that has got 8 agree and 6 funny ratings.[/QUOTE]
'Sup.
Stealing content, are we? Aight.
[t]http://f.braxupload.se/npf8nv.png[/t]
Ey, it's not [I]that[/I] hard to press printscreen, paste to paint and upload! :D
Also, CHRHN, I'm interested to see what your wallpaper is..!
[QUOTE=jomt1234;31535054]'Sup.
Stealing content, are we? Aight.
[t]http://f.braxupload.se/npf8nv.png[/t][/QUOTE]
JOKECEPTION
[QUOTE=CHRHN;31534123]D:
[IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/33311333/Facepunch/FP%20Rating.png[/IMG]
Why the dumb ratings? :(
- Fuck that, I'm just going to imagine that it is my post that has got 8 agree and 6 funny ratings.[/QUOTE]
You are beyond the levels of fucking stupid.
[QUOTE=jomt1234;31535054]'Sup.
Stealing content, are we? Aight.
[t]http://f.braxupload.se/npf8nv.png[/t]
Ey, it's not [I]that[/I] hard to press printscreen, paste to paint and upload! :D[/QUOTE]
[img]http://gyazo.com/8269cf1b7aa2687a866c3afd01971b9e.png[/img]
[QUOTE=TheSporeGA;31535120]You are beyond the levels of fucking stupid.[/QUOTE]
It actually took you quoting the image to realize he was pointing out the "rerr" rating thing and not just printscreening the post for whatever reason.
Still a bad post though.
[QUOTE=kaine123;31530706]That is so cool considering I've actually seen that Beluga whale in real life. I live close by that aquarium.[/QUOTE]
Holy shit you're right, that's Mystic Aquarium!
Fucking love that place but it's expensive as fuck.
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