Bragging Thread V1: 3 LV 9 Smash Bros CPUs Edition

[Ban Camp]

I own a 1995 Toyota Supra, which is a extremely rare car over here.

[[Green]]

I have immense temperature durability. I don't need to change from my summer clothing until it drops below -15 Celsius. Before that shorts and t-shirts serve me just fine.
I've never met anyone with this level of cold resistance. Feels kind of unique actually and works well in conjunction with my stupid strong immune system. Seasonal diseases rarely catch onto me.
As a bit of a downside though my heat resistance is not the best at 30 Celsius.
[sp]100 Celsius is perfectly fine though, sauna and all :V[/sp]

[WhatANiceName]

[QUOTE=OficerHonkHonk;42311660]I'm a fucking fart ninja. Every fart that exits me is silent and smells like death if the circumstances permit. It's such a great ability, and it's a hell of a lot of fun in crowded areas.[/QUOTE]
Is that where you got your name from?

[NoRegard]

i do posters and im gut

[inaba]

Beaten the extra stage of Touhou 12 on ultra.

And beating Touhou 8 and 12 on hard.

(And all the other ones on normal.)

[kahgarak]

[URL="http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/181/7/9/qailee_redesign_by_doctornuriel-d6bdkr0.png"]I[/URL] [URL="http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/212/0/e/lynzi_the_sausgoth___new_boots_by_doctornuriel-d6g1xgl.png"]can[/URL] [URL="http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2013/218/a/c/reagan__slight__redesign_6aug13_by_doctornuriel-d6gxnzm.png"]draw[/URL] [URL="http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/238/b/0/daniqq_nethermere___bio_by_doctornuriel-d6jovtv.png"]ladies[/URL] [URL="http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/243/4/4/amaryi_serapf_by_doctornuriel-d6kgteb.png"]kinda[/URL] [URL="http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/243/f/0/ladies_by_doctornuriel-d6khmmx.png"]well[/URL], [URL="http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/253/6/c/cyborg_lady_by_doctornuriel-d6lsm3k.png"]people[/URL] [URL="http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/249/7/3/zoey_zoom__supersonic_pizza_delivery_girl_by_doctornuriel-d6l9kq0.png"]tell[/URL] [URL="http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/199/8/e/sal_redesign_18jul13_by_doctornuriel-d6e16sw.png"]me[/URL] [URL="http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/264/d/5/lil__swigster_by_doctornuriel-d6n9dja.png"]c:[/URL]

[inaba]

[QUOTE=Kahgarak;42313563][URL="http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/181/7/9/qailee_redesign_by_doctornuriel-d6bdkr0.png"]I[/URL] [URL="http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/212/0/e/lynzi_the_sausgoth___new_boots_by_doctornuriel-d6g1xgl.png"]can[/URL] [URL="http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2013/218/a/c/reagan__slight__redesign_6aug13_by_doctornuriel-d6gxnzm.png"]draw[/URL] [URL="http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/238/b/0/daniqq_nethermere___bio_by_doctornuriel-d6jovtv.png"]ladies[/URL] [URL="http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/243/4/4/amaryi_serapf_by_doctornuriel-d6kgteb.png"]kinda[/URL] [URL="http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/243/f/0/ladies_by_doctornuriel-d6khmmx.png"]well[/URL], [URL="http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/253/6/c/cyborg_lady_by_doctornuriel-d6lsm3k.png"]people[/URL] [URL="http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/249/7/3/zoey_zoom__supersonic_pizza_delivery_girl_by_doctornuriel-d6l9kq0.png"]tell[/URL] [URL="http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/199/8/e/sal_redesign_18jul13_by_doctornuriel-d6e16sw.png"]me[/URL] [URL="http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/264/d/5/lil__swigster_by_doctornuriel-d6n9dja.png"]c:[/URL][/QUOTE]

Feel pride

[Pilotguy]

I shook the NZ prime minister's hand.
I'm trilingual.
I own a copy of HL2: Raising the Bar.

[chinatown]

I started my small [sp]failing[/sp] online business when I was 16-17, doing tshirt designs
In this small business, I made some shirts for [url="http://icton.spreadshirt.com/what-s-goin-iiiin-typographic-I10895642"]DJY1991[/url] (that now that I look back into it, not so proud of them anymore, but oh well)
[url]http://icton.spreadshirt.com/ramirez-shoot-the-zombies-I10859997[/url]
[url]http://icton.spreadshirt.com/what-s-goin-iiiin-I10895716[/url]
[url]http://icton.spreadshirt.com/what-s-goin-iiiin-typographic-I10895642[/url]
and the logo for the [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0CKMBdx1RY"]Minecraft series[/url], which I dont know why it isnt in a shirt

I speak 5 languages, 3 of them fluently
I guess I can say I figured out what I want to do with my life, and I generally am in control of my life.

But the most awesome thing I can brag about and use this as my 100% guaranteed success pickup line, is

my postcount
[sp]Im crying[/sp]

[Knux95]

I own GTA V with Atomic Blimp code and a map.

Weak?

[inaba]

I can multitask (depending on my mood.)
In school I write while watching comedy.
And I have watched anime (with subtitles) while browsing Facepunch.

[MadBomber]

I've beaten all 3 bioshock's on hard without dying.
Also this
[img]http://puu.sh/4AGkz.jpg[/img]

[Dark RaveN]

Never have a painful hangover. Just a bit dizzyness but I feel myself great even after intensive drinking. Always brag and laugh at my plebian friends who have problems about it.

[SaintBonkers]

I have really good hair. Thick, straight, dark blonde and does exactly what i want.

But i don't really make use of it, i just let it hang there.

[Novangel]

I have a very very high tolerance to alcohol and have never been truly drunk yet.

[Zombini]

I'm learning to play guitar, been playing off and on for a year or two, already graduated from "what the fuck am i doing" to "oh yeah i can play some slayer songs".

[666]

i have a 1:1 replica fallout T45 helmet that i made

crappy pic

[img_thumb]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/64365913/2013-09-21-609.jpg[/img_thumb]

[RubberNinja]

I have fed a kangaroo by hand
I have a black belt in Tae Kwon Do (years off of practice, though)
I've never had any dental problems, save for one cavity. No braces, have all my wisdom teeth, tonsils needn't be removed.
I have toured the inside of the BMW manufacturing plant in Zurich, Germany.
I find talking to girls (that aren't completely out of my league) incredibly easy, even more so than talking to most guys.

[Darth_Kris]

[QUOTE=Stonecycle;42300782]I once ate a bowl of cereal...without any milk.[/QUOTE]

I do it all the time

[Lufttygger306]

I once didn't take a shit for 5 days

[Durrsly]

I met [URL="http://www.tomsmithonline.com/index.html‎"]Tom Smith‎[/URL]
He knows my Grandpa since the second Marcon back in 1967.

[Kwigg]

I can lucid dream and have developed the technique so I can do it every night.

[tytitotu]

Up ne,ung ho [url=http://www.baomoi.com/Bia-Heineken-khuay-dong-khan-gia-cung-Live-Access/71/12004645.epi]bia heineken gia[/url] tri 1 thuong hieu toan cau

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[Lufttygger306]

[QUOTE=tytitotu;42317270]-snip-[/QUOTE]

Ching chong yang, wah ah soh

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[kirby2112]

Been playing guitar for 11 years, can play most buckethead songs by ear with a little practice.

[NoRegard]

[QUOTE=kirby2112;42317898]Been playing guitar for 11 years, can play most buckethead songs by ear with a little practice.[/QUOTE]

nice. i have been playing for a few months, i've mastered this one and i'm proud [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxYupM5OTN4[/url]

[Thechuz]

[QUOTE=MadBomber;42314705]I've beaten all 3 bioshock's on hard without dying.
Also this
[img]http://puu.sh/4AGkz.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

I've got 7 day survivor on the original Dead Rising.

[Str4fe]

I just measured my penis.

19cm (7.5in)
No wonder that girl dodged the question with "just keep going" when i asked if im hurting her.

[CyanLime]

[QUOTE=Str4fe;42323284]I just measured my penis.

19cm (7.5in)
No wonder that girl dodged the question with "just keep going" when i asked if im hurting her.[/QUOTE]

my penis is exactly the same length

we must be kindred spirits

[Daniel Smith]

[QUOTE=Uncle Bourbon;42315244]i have a 1:1 replica fallout T45 helmet that i made

crappy pic

[img_thumb]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/64365913/2013-09-21-609.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]

Shit that's amazing, make an enclave helmet next!