[QUOTE=Dead Madman;22163969][img]http://iusbvision.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/chuck-norris.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Little do people know, outside of the movie and tv show world, chuck norris is actually one hell of a badass motherfucker. read up on his history, you will shit bricks.
[QUOTE=Herr Sven;22163080][URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/24a40031401190061b7d27396.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
Simo Häyhä.
You all are wrong.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5a/Simo_hayha_second_lieutenant_1940.png[/img]
[QUOTE=DaveOfDefeat;22158982]fuck you im tired and I like post apocolyptic shit and the [b]grime[/b] reaper! also, holy shit at this picture. It's like, rape has been raped by rape itself.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l01ypfBY7o1qa01ooo1_400.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=DaveOfDefeat;22163913]Jesus Christ, that's a shit ton of people[/QUOTE]
To make it even more bad-ass, he used iron sights.
[QUOTE=Xplosion;22163044][IMG]http://www.scifiupdates.com/home/images/stories/movies/Predator/1987_predator_001.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Steroids are only badass when they're not too obvious.
[QUOTE=DaveOfDefeat;22163981]Little do people know, outside of the movie and tv show world, chuck norris is actually one hell of a badass motherfucker. read up on his history, you will shit bricks.[/QUOTE]
He invented Chuck-Fu or some shit like that right?
Oh and your pictures in the OP are arse piss weak.
[QUOTE=JJ Webby;22165362]To make it even more bad-ass, he used iron sights.[/QUOTE]
In about 30 or 40 degrees below freezing.
[QUOTE=mzathemind;22160334]Bear grylls is a joke.[/QUOTE]
Right because a former British SAS is a joke.
[img]http://historyfilms.net/health_and_wellness/ebola.jpg[/img]
[sp]it's the ebola virus[/sp]
[QUOTE=INSANE_PAIN;22174432]
[img]http://www.derekyu.com/images/art/doomguy-big.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
you sir deserve a medal. The original fps character.
[sp]*Braces for angry wolfenstien fans*[/sp]
[QUOTE=INSANE_PAIN;22174432]
[img_thumb]http://www.derekyu.com/images/art/doomguy-big.jpg[/img_thumb]
[/QUOTE]
Motherfucker stopped a chainsaw blade with his hand.
[QUOTE=Pr0vologne;22159651]I said goddamn Bear Grylls is a fucking badass.
[img]http://www.nrk.no/banden/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/bear-grylls3.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
The hell happened there? Probably drinking some poor animal's blood, because that's what he does... Grylls would own Fear Factor
Anyway, my contribution
[img]http://dissidentvoice.org/Articles/Herold_SpecialForces_files/image005.jpg[/img]
His shirt is wrapped around his head because he was shot in the head
I've always wondered what a battle between the doom guy and duke nukem would be like.
I keep imagining some kind of DBZ/Starwars/Matrix style fight with chainsaws :p
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is on topic because it would make for a badass picture :razz:
[QUOTE=Icebrigade;22174895]I've always wondered what a battle between the doom guy and duke nukem would be like.
I keep imagining some kind of DBZ/Starwars/Matrix style fight with chainsaws :p
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is on topic because it would make for a badass picture :razz:[/QUOTE]
this music should help you decide the winner.. :smug:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPMVyp7LwIo&feature=related[/media]
[QUOTE=UndyingMortal;22159240][URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/doomguy1.png[/IMG][/URL]
More badass.[/QUOTE]
The mag is in backwards. At least Duke knows how to load a gun.
She will mess you up.
[IMG]http://i0006.photobucket.com/albums/0006/findstuff22/Best%20Images/Just%20For%20Fun/bunny1.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=ace_of_spades;22175014]The mag is in backwards. At least Duke knows how to load a gun.[/QUOTE]
Obviously it's a special mag, seeing as the gun is still shooting.
Holy fuck! that sniper from before, Simo Häyhä, also survived a bad case of shot in the head. what a badass!
also:
[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vY8I5HvOvk8/SWzsM5bQ80I/AAAAAAAABRM/-bpNWu5R24o/s320/SnakePlissken.jpg[/img]
snake plissken
I like where this thread is going. I hope to see this continue when it hopefully reaches page 51.
[IMG]http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq255/Sandwich35/Episode_two___1985_by_agentscarlet.jpg[/IMG]
I know its a video game, but its the most amazing rendition of Half Life Ive ever seen. I was pretty stuck in awe when I seen it. Not sure if its old, but its the image that came to mind when I seen this thread.
Up Next is [b]Simo Hahya[/b]:
[IMG]http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq255/Sandwich35/simo-hayha-3.jpg[/IMG]
I wanted to write this myself, but I think Ill let a few websites do the talking:
[b]Simo Hayha[/b] had a fairly boring life in Finland. He served his one mandatory year in the military, and then became a farmer. But when the Soviet Union invaded his homeland in 1939, he decided he wanted to help his country.
Since the majority of fighting took place in the forest, he figured the best way to stop the invasion was to grab his trusty rifle, a couple of cans of food and hide in a tree all day shooting Russians. In six feet of snow. And 20-40 degrees below zero...
He became known as "The White Death" because of his white camouflage outfit, and they actually mounted whole missions just to kill that one guy.
They started by sending out a task force to find Hayha and take him out. He killed them all.
Then they tried getting together a team of counter-snipers (which are basically snipers that kill snipers) and sent them in to eliminate Hayha. He killed all of them, too.
After hearing about how much ass Häyhä was kicking out on the frozen tundra of eastern Finland with an antiquated bolt-action piece-of-shit rifle, the Finnish High Command decided to give him a special award: a custom-built Sako M2/28-30 Sniper Rifle of Headshots +3. He put this to good use, killing the ever-loving shit out of anyone that crossed him.
On several occasions the Russians sent their own snipers to take him out, but Simo managed to win those duels every time. You see, Häyhä not only passed out long-range silent death to anyone with a red star on his hat, but he did it without the aid of a telescopic sight.
He preferred to use the rifle's regular iron sights because it allowed him to present a smaller target, and because several of the commie snipers he moked out were given away by a glint of light reflecting off the lenses of their scopes. He obviously didn't want to fall to this fate, so he went balls-out and wasted assholes the old-fashioned (and unarguably the more hardcore) way.
Over the course of 100 days, Hayha killed 542 people with his rifle. He took out another 150 or so with his SMG, sending his credited kill-count up to 705.
Since everyone they had was either too dead or too scared to go anywhere near him, the Russians just carpet-bombed everywhere they thought he might be..
read the thread, you're late
^ Dont quote the entire thing! Yeah, I seen the other posts, but I wanted to provide some info for people who didn't know the guy.
More content. Anyone seen the rest of these wallpapers lying around? They're clickables, by the way.
[URL=http://s453.photobucket.com/albums/qq255/Sandwich35/?action=view¤t=rosevelt72trademark.jpg][IMG]http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq255/Sandwich35/th_rosevelt72trademark.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
[URL=http://s453.photobucket.com/albums/qq255/Sandwich35/?action=view¤t=stalinator72.jpg][IMG]http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq255/Sandwich35/th_stalinator72.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
i can't argue with you on Simo Hahya. he's
truly a major badass, before, George S. Patton
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Fucking ninjas :ninja:
[QUOTE=darcy010;22159296][IMG]http://www.whosyourchampion.com/img/champion/1297.jpg[/IMG]
I would NOT want to mess with this guy...[/QUOTE]
I have to admit.
Those blade things are pretty bad ass.
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