when i was about 5, I had a magnifying glass that I would light leaves on fire with. I thought it would be cool to try it with some paper, so I did the most possible logical thing to test my theory: I set some paper on top of my bed and I held my magnifying glass to it with the sun.
Luckily I had a glass of water laying around, but my looney toons blanket had a burn mark on it from that day forward
In class, I would take up paper and rip them to tiny bits and put them all in my clenched fist and go up to someone and pretend to jack off. Then when I was going to release it, I would make moans and a great facial expression to go along with it and toss all the paper bits into the persons face.
[QUOTE=Rockeiro123;40758865]Well since this is a repost I will re-post and trough the magic of meme arrows it will interesting again.
>Used to live in my grandma's in an urban area
>Used to be bored and did all kinds of stupid shit
>the only entertainment I got was Tv and laptops my dad used to borrow from his friends wich used to have alot of games.
>One particular day I was bored out of my skull
>have to take a shit because yeah
>Mid shit have the most brilliant idea of grabbing turd with toilet paper before it hit the water bellow
>MissonSucessfull.jpg
>great now I have a turd In a piece of toilet paper now what?
>There's alot of neighboring houses
>At this point I must've had the biggest shit eating grin ever on my face
>grab more sheets of toilet paper and wrap it up nicely so as not to get my hands dirty
>go onto the 1st floor and start looking for targets in my neighbors yards.
>targetacquired.jpg
>I trow the turd and I watched it fly like a majestic dove, except it was made from shit.
>Misson accomplished, i proceed to get indoors to avoid getting spotted.
>laugh entire day because of what I did.
>Do this week on, week off, but only once in an On week.
>Not one neighbor ever mentioned the lovely gifts I left on their yards, i guess they were in too much shock from finding a wrapped up turd in their lawn.
>planning my final strike have stapler ready to leave a message to my final victim.
>preparations are complete I just need a message for my final victim on the only un-desecrated lawn
>I write something like this "With love -God"
>readysteadyfire.bmp
>misson sucess time to retire before the shit hits the fan.
>Mfw no one in my family found out because no one complained and the shitty bandit remained anonymous.
I was 8.
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Imagine if these existed in your childhood:
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No house would be safe.
A family member and I were sitting in a car, and they drew some smiley face on my finger. The family member started to do the "this little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home..." routine on my fingers. When the family member was finished, they step out of the car for a moment to have a smoke.
Now here's the dumb part. I seen the push in lighter that the family used in the car to light their cigarette. I push it in and waited for it to get hot. It pops up indicating it was hot. I pulled the lighter out looked at it (it's red hot). Then I looked at the little piggies (my fingers with the smiley faces) and stuck the lighter right in the face of one little piggy. That little piggy turned to bacon as I screamed and dropped the lighter.
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There's also the story of how I jumped out of a window with a carpet thinking it would show me a whole new world, but I just fell to the ground. What made me more dumb was that I did it multiple times expecting different results.
I remember finding an old motor home trailer in the backyard of an abandoned house. I proceeded to rip a mattress out, throw it out one of the windows and tear the place up like kids do...I was a huge firebug (Still am, really) and happened to come across a box of wood matches in a drawer, among other things. I'd light one, let it burn until it almost touched my fingers and throw it out one of the windows. All of a sudden i start smelling and seeing lots of dark black smoke... Run outside and i had set the mattress and half the back yard on fire. Thank god that house still had a hose hooked up and running water! But it had one of those sprinkler attachments so i had to kinda hold the hose straight up so the water would spray out. Didn't work very well :P Burnt and melted the shit out of my brand new shoes, too, trying to stomp something out like a dumbass >.<
Needless to say, my stay-at-home-mom wasn't exactly happy when she found out xD
Took a dump on the floor in my sisters room and lit the living room carpet on fire.
I ate a broken christmas tree ornament that fell off the tree when I was like 4 or something. My mom responded fast but I must've REALLY wanted those shards because by the time she was able to stop me I ate quite a bit. The roof of my mouth is scarred and feels odd, but aside from that I luckily had no permanent damage, I don't even remember it hurting. The doctor at the hospital told her I was lucky.
I also loved jumping from high heights. I grew out of that around age 12. I must've been like a cat or something because I never fucked my legs up from doing so.
I had friends over and I guess I was exhausted form playing and I climbed up on the top bunk and looked down at my friend. I then proceeded to vomit a little....onto his face.
He started crying.
Walked into a giant mailbox.
I smashed my classmate's head on the floor because he made us lost the dodgeball match when I was 8
I slipped a note into my crush's locker in primary school reading-
"I love you. From your secret admirer."
Then, for some reason, signed my name.
:v:
I wouldn't call myself a child in this, but here goes.
When I was in 6th grade and at a party, We decided to start prank calling people. I decided to find my teachers number, (This was at the start of summer) We found it and called it.
His wife picked up, we thought it was his cell-phone number.
We all just froze and looked at the phone. It was also on speaker-phone, We promptly just walked out of the room scared to pieces.
Never again.
I put my finger in a mouse trap to see if it would actually work. It didn't look like a normal one and it was made of plastic.
I swallowed a nickel but what kind of child hasn't eaten money before?
i ate dog and fish food
i thought it was great
Was doing stupid tricks on a dirt bike, crashed and burned and nearly broke my leg. I bled all over, walked all the way home, which was far.
Ingested shaving cream.
Just enough to have a hint of it on my breath to scare the shit out of my parents, rushing me to the ER.
[QUOTE=Ian;40769606]i ate dog and fish food
i thought it was great[/QUOTE]
I ate a whole bag of dog food, having been convinced it was "Scooby Snacks".
when i was 5 i locked myself in the trunk of a car to see if the lock release on the inside worked
of course my mom didn't know this, so when i left, i came back an hour later covered in sweat exclaiming "It worked!"
[QUOTE=Ian;40769606]i ate dog and fish food
i thought it was great[/QUOTE]
I ate dog food too, I thought it would make my hair nice and shiny.
I sprayed shaving cream all over the shower when we were in the mobile home.
Which was when I was 4 to 5.
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