So /v/ was trolling a sonic fanfiction roleplaying thing on facebook yesterday.
Alans an account made by a guy on /v/ btw.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/pobb5.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Dhg70.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=TheStateTrooper;38618441]hnnnnng why cant i learn how to play dwarf fortress[/QUOTE]
Not that hard. Nothing more funny than have a warning pop up a giant humanoid with two heads walking towards your fortress...
"Sound the alarms!" The forward dwarfscout exclaimed from the near by hills. "Lock down! Lock down! get the citizens into the danger room!" His voice traveled far, vocal chords made strong and durable from many years of yelling. Immediately the bells rang through out the fortress, everything stopped.
Citizens screamed and ran carrying their children and worldly possessions to the deep and dark fortified rooms meant to stave off the most brutal and merciless of attacks. The militia quarter mobilized, years of sieges and tireless training had prepared them for moments like these. The squads were sent out, within minutes they were armored and dangerous ready to slay or die in the name of the people and Mountainhome they loved so much as they took positions at the front gate..
For the moment everything was quiet, birds chirped, the nearby river flowed calmly, and wild life roamed about. Then a thump. The tower shook, and a deep low reverb echoed through out the gate. Thump, thump. The animals ran, and the dwarves gripped their weapons tightly. Thump. Tump
"Giant! Two headed giant!" A look out called from a nearby watch tower. An archer from the squad The Oily Halls leaned out, squinting. Within seconds his eyes focused and could see the monstrosity. "Take the shot!" The squad leader yelled. "Bring it down!" The archer nodded and raised his crossbow, fingers twitching on the trigger, the pulled back twine screaming to let loose the bolt. Fwip!
The beast was struck cleanly in the left head's jugular! Letting out a mighty roar of pain it stepped into the garbage pile, (the local dwarf mayor JDER14 was a rather lazy sort of dward\f and never got around to make a proper dump) tripping and breaking it's ankle. Face down in garbage, rotting goblin, elf, human and dwarf corpses immobilized it bled out quickly and died.
"Well." An unknown dwarf spear man yelled out. "That was anticlimactic."
"Yes. It was." Was the reply by a dwarf sword man nearby.
To commemorate such a joyous victory they got drunk and ate until they puked. Like the always do every night.
[QUOTE=ShabbaCosby;38618880]Cool kids from my uni...
[img]https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/530824_4721555287232_465209000_n.jpg[/img]
I wish I was friends with them.[/QUOTE]
I wonder what's for dinner? Spaghetti served with a side of autism again?
[QUOTE=JDER14;38619128]Not that hard. Nothing more funny than have a warning pop up a giant humanoid with two heads walking towards your fortress...
"Sound the alarms!" The forward dwarfscout exclaimed from the near by hills. "Lock down! Lock down! get the citizens into the danger room!" His voice traveled far, vocal chords made strong and durable from many years of yelling. Immediately the bells rang through out the fortress, everything stopped.
Citizens screamed and ran carrying their children and worldly possessions to the deep and dark fortified rooms meant to stave off the most brutal and merciless of attacks. The militia quarter mobilized, years of sieges and tireless training had prepared them for moments like these. The squads were sent out, within minutes they were armored and dangerous ready to slay or die in the name of the people and Mountainhome they loved so much as they took positions at the front gate..
For the moment everything was quiet, birds chirped, the nearby river flowed calmly, and wild life roamed about. Then a thump. The tower shook, and a deep low reverb echoed through out the gate. Thump, thump. The animals ran, and the dwarves gripped their weapons tightly. Thump. Tump
"Giant! Two headed giant!" A look out called from a nearby watch tower. An archer from the squad The Oily Halls leaned out, squinting. Within seconds his eyes focused and could see the monstrosity. "Take the shot!" The squad leader yelled. "Bring it down!" The archer nodded and raised his crossbow, fingers twitching on the trigger, the pulled back twine screaming to let loose the bolt. Fwip!
The beast was struck cleanly in the left head's jugular! Letting out a mighty roar of pain it stepped into the garbage pile, (the local dwarf mayor JDER14 was a rather lazy sort of dward\f and never got around to make a proper dump) tripping and breaking it's ankle. Face down in garbage, rotting goblin, elf, human and dwarf corpses immobilized it bled out quickly and died.
"Well." An unknown dwarf spear man yelled out. "That was anticlimactic."
"Yes. It was." Was the reply by a dwarf sword man nearby.
To commemorate such a joyous victory they got drunk and ate until they puked. Like the always do every night.[/QUOTE]
stop stop stop stop
everytime i try to get into dwarf fortress i get confused by one of the tutorial steps and just go in adventure mode
[sp]where i wind up just murdering tons of villagers then getting killed by the boogeyman[/sp]
[QUOTE=DinoJesus;38619099]So /v/ was trolling a sonic fanfiction roleplaying thing on facebook yesterday.
Alans an account made by a guy on /v/ btw.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/pobb5.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Dhg70.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
[img]http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4113/5031198207_ac01d2c500.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=ShabbaCosby;38618880]Cool kids from my uni...
[img]https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/530824_4721555287232_465209000_n.jpg[/img]
I wish I was friends with them.[/QUOTE]
whats a uni
[QUOTE=notlabbet;38619309]whats a uni[/QUOTE]
Unicycle club.
[QUOTE=notlabbet;38619309]whats a uni[/QUOTE]
it's a university
for unicycle players
[QUOTE=Tetsmega;38619060]page peasent
[img]http://i.imgur.com/VPeH2.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Source of that scene
[t]http://i.imgur.com/JR7I7.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=DinoJesus;38619099]So /v/ was trolling a sonic fanfiction roleplaying thing on facebook yesterday.
Alans an account made by a guy on /v/ btw.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/pobb5.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Dhg70.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I found this fucking hilarious and my body demands more.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/qKDwx.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=IliekBoxes;38619433][img]http://i.imgur.com/qKDwx.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I don't get it
[QUOTE=Rents;38619490]I don't get it[/QUOTE]
shes the bitch that runs the nick news show and its all news instead of cartoons
[QUOTE=IliekBoxes;38619433][img]http://i.imgur.com/qKDwx.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Kind of reminds me as a child whenever I'd be watching Nick late at night then the Brady Bunch would come on and it would be time to change the channel
[QUOTE=ShabbaCosby;38618880]Cool kids from my uni...
[img]https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/530824_4721555287232_465209000_n.jpg[/img]
I wish I was friends with them.[/QUOTE]
I can't even think up anything clever to say.
This is just sad.
Everyime I see a kid in a coolface t-shirt or shirt that says "COOL STORY BRO" a tiny part of me dies a little
[QUOTE=FreddiRox!;38619190]I wonder what's for dinner? Spaghetti served with a side of autism again?[/QUOTE]
SOMEONE DID SOMETHING I THINK IS STUPID ON THE INTERNET, THEY MUST HAVE THE AUTISMS
I for one am getting sick of this
[QUOTE=Key_in_skillee;38619652]SOMEONE DID SOMETHING I THINK IS STUPID ON THE INTERNET, THEY MUST HAVE THE AUTISMS[/QUOTE]
Dude.
Just calm down, stop being a tard, and make your skate 3 videos.
[QUOTE=Key_in_skillee;38619652]SOMEONE DID SOMETHING I THINK IS STUPID ON THE INTERNET, THEY MUST HAVE THE AUTISMS
I for one am getting sick of this[/QUOTE]
[img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb8uqvcsqW1qj4dek.jpg[/img]
[editline]28th November 2012[/editline]
[sp]if anyone has more of these in individual format I will fucking send you a cool video in exchange for my thanks[/sp]
[QUOTE=ShabbaCosby;38618880]Cool [B]kids[/B] from my uni...
[img]https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/530824_4721555287232_465209000_n.jpg[/img]
I wish I was friends with them.[/QUOTE]
thought they were cool [B]guys[/B]
[video=youtube;4txVqr1eNwc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4txVqr1eNwc[/video]
looked closer, dissapointed
[QUOTE=darth-veger;38615288][IMG]http://img.pr0gramm.com/2012/11/f35-o.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
My physics teacher showed that GIF to our class and talked about how amazing/crazy some of the pilots in the airforce are. The one kid that pointed out the fact that it was Battlefield was aspergers and french fries. We all just told him to shutup.
But I knew.
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