LMAO Pics v.TERRIBLE (no more unicode faces or stream talk please)
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[QUOTE=pilot man;38627831]It was mentioned 2 pages back and it'll be mentioned again 2 pages for now.
There aren't enough pages in history to fill with criticism of bad moderators.[/QUOTE]
Then fill pages that are supposed to be about moderator, admin, and general forum feedback instead of pages designated for humorous images.
[QUOTE=pilot man;38627831]It was mentioned 2 pages back and it'll be mentioned again 2 pages for now.
There aren't enough pages in history to fill with criticism of bad moderators.[/QUOTE]
lmao oh ok i get it
you're a recently banned crybaby coming back to try and shit on max in lmao pics and lead the prohecized LMAO REVOLUCION against garry and his oppressive mods! Its your right to shitpost, take it back with force!
[QUOTE=pilot man;38627790]Funny how it was wanted 2 pages back.[/QUOTE]
2 pages is like 2000 years on the internet.
oh boy it's another max bash page.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/aJb0J.gif[/IMG]
[QUOTE=medal-12;38627766]Requesting that video where the microsoft employees throw the macbook about and then acting surprised[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s7v0F_oaZQ[/media]
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;38627851]lmao oh ok i get it
you're a recently banned crybaby coming back to try and shit on max in lmao pics and lead the prohecized LMAO REVOLUCION against garry and his oppressive mods! Its your right to shitpost, take it back with force![/QUOTE]
No I'm a long term permanently banned user whose posts will momentarily be deleted by facepunch mods.
My original ban wasn't even by Max.
But no, criticism against a bad mod is illegal obviously.
I'm operating my agenda and shit.
[highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("extremely BRAVE alt of a permabanned user" - MaxOfS2D))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=medal-12;38627766]Requesting that video where the microsoft employees throw the macbook about and then acting surprised[/QUOTE]
-snip, take this omegle chat from /b/ instead-
[quote=op]
Anonymous (ID: 5aO6aUA3) 11/26/12(Mon)18:48 No.439720754 []
Just wrote bad erotica on omegle, who wants to see the transcript?
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[quote=anon]
Anonymous (ID: XRfgXqqd) 11/26/12(Mon)18:51 No.439721226 []
The badger wishes to see
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[quote=op]
Anonymous (ID: 5aO6aUA3) 11/26/12(Mon)18:53 No.439721796 []
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: doing well, and you?
Stranger: not too bad
Stranger: m/f?
You: m
Stranger: f
You: Cool
Stranger: age?
You: 25
Stranger: 19
You: Just a young pup :P
Stranger: not too young :P
You: so, what's up?
Stranger: not much, bored sitting around
You: Same here, nothing interesting ever happens on a monday evening.
Stranger: very true
You: so what are you into?
Stranger: sports
Stranger: music
Stranger: fun
Stranger: :D
You: I like fun!
Stranger: what kind of fun?
You: any kind, anything that can stave of the boredom.
Stranger: me too
You: hrm, so what would you like to talk about?
Stranger: anything, i'm an open book
You: an open book huh? I find the best part of those are the saucy notes written in the the borders, The things that we leave out of the everyday tales of our lives.
Stranger: very true
You: So what are your footnote desires?
Stranger: i like to doodle mountains
Stranger: and flowes
Stranger: flowers*
You: I always like to draw spirals up the borders, feeding and flowing into one another.
Stranger: i also like to doodle my name and song lyrics
You: You compose your own lyrics?
Stranger: no, not that creative
Stranger: i wish though
You: Just gotta find the right muse.
Stranger: i suppose so
You: I bet you could make beautiful music whilst riding on a cock.
Stranger: oh i can
You: My guesses are usually spot on :P
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[quote=anon]
Anonymous (ID: BWbaAtJU) 11/26/12(Mon)18:56 No.439722245 [] >>439723658
>>439722028
>I bet you could make beautiful music whilst riding on a cock.
You are obviously very skilled in the subtle arts of love, OP.
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[quote=op]
Anonymous (ID: 5aO6aUA3) 11/26/12(Mon)18:56 No.439722303 []
Stranger: ;P
You: It's a skill that comes with this silver tongue of mine
Stranger: oh really? ;)
You: Indeed, this tongue has many times evoked a choir of angels ;)
Stranger: what would you do if i were with you right now? ;P
You: I would whisper sweet nothings in your ear while my hands explored your body, learning every curve and shape. Enjoying your aroma as my lips caress your neck.
Stranger: i like that
You: Pressing my body against yours so we could feel each others heat and passion. Caressing your face as our tongues danced in a passionate kiss.
Stranger: tell me moreeee ;)
You: Slowly I would begin to remove your clothing, savoring every moment as your naked beauty is revealed.
Stranger: ;)
You: I would lightly caress your breasts, allowing my warm breath to gently flow over your nipples.
Stranger: yessss
You: Ever so softly flicking them with my tongue, whilst my hand gently run up and down your thigh.
Stranger: keep goinnn
You: Gently I would nibble on each one as I listen to the music of your gentle moans
Stranger: love itttt
You: Gently laying you down on a warm and soft bed I would slowly kiss down your stomach, my tongue dancing in light circles
Stranger: your words are amazing
You: Thank you :)
You: Upon reaching the valley where your lotus lies, I would slowly kiss up and down your inner thigh, never getting to close, but never straying to far.
Stranger: amazingg
You: Slowly allowing my tongue to get closer and closer, enjoying the aroma of your juices and the sight of it like the glisten of the morning dew
Stranger: ohhhhhhhh
You: Lightly placing my tongue upon that sweet spot to taste your sweet nectar
Stranger: i love this
You: slowly my tongue would begin to work in light circles, even so often venturing away to lightly tease the edges
Stranger: keep on going
You: Increasing the pressure and speed at which my tongue work I would begin to focus on your clit, stopping every now and again to lightly suck
You: Gently I would run my finger up and down the lips as I continued with my tongue, ensuring just enough pressure to tease
Stranger: so wettt
You: As my finger becomes wet with your juices I would slowly insert the tip of my finger, whilst working my tongue like a whirling typhoon.
Stranger: then what?
You: I would carefully rub the tip of my member with your juices, preparing it to explore the valley of earthly delights :)
Stranger: ;)
You: Gently I would run the tip up and down, teasing you gently as your juices further lubricate my cock
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhh
You: Softly squeezing your nipples as my cock continues to tease, enjoying every moment of anticipation.
Stranger: put it innnnn
You: I would slowly respond to your moans by inserting the tip slightly, then withdrawing again. Carefully dancing it shallowly in and out, increasing the passion and anticipation with every passing second.
Stranger: i want ittt
You: With one savage thrust I would burying my rod to the hilt within your passion, allowing it's full girth to settle for a moment
You: Feeling your warmth around me I would slowly begin rock, keeping my movements small, but in sync with your every move
Stranger: keep goingg
You: Increasing my stroke and speed to match the bucking of your hips I would continue
You: Caressing your breasts as my cock began pumping faster and deeper, kissing you passionately as we indulge in each other
Stranger: amazing
You: I move my hands to your sides as I let out a cry of bestial vigor and begin pumping as fast and deep as I can.
Stranger: i want youuu
You: Fighting against myself to delay my seed, I continue, wanting you to reach your pleasure before I reach mine, listening to your sweet chorus as I go
Stranger: making beautiful music
You: I put all my remaining strength into a finale thrust as we both reach our peak pleasure, my hot seed flowing inside of you as we reach the crescendo of our passion.
Stranger: awesomee
You: Then gently lying in each others arms as we drift off to sleep.
Stranger: great ending
You: I spin a pretty good tale :)
Stranger: yes you do :)
Stranger: your words are super amazing by the way
You: Thanks :)
Stranger: :)
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[quote=anon]
Anonymous (ID: 5aO6aUA3) 11/26/12(Mon)19:01 No.439723307 []
Bitches love words.
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[QUOTE=ashxu;38622363]I would assume Tera? I think.[/QUOTE]
Don't be silly.
They're wearing far to much for it to be Tera.
[QUOTE=ShabbaCosby;38618880]Cool kids from my uni...
[img]https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/530824_4721555287232_465209000_n.jpg[/img]
I wish I was friends with them.[/QUOTE]
very late reply but
[video=youtube;D5UF_VOqB0I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5UF_VOqB0I[/video]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/sDNPe.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=cwook;38627912]-snip, take this omegle chat from /b/ instead-[/QUOTE]
I read that whole thing, just waiting for a twist ending, and nothing. You made me read erotica. For nothing. Not even a BloodNinja surprise.
[QUOTE=macotaco;38627624]Be careful, you don't want to get banned of Xenophobia!
[img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-rimshot.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.nesforever.com/games/images/xenophobe.jpg[/img]
You were saying.
Hm, the SANIC video was taken down.
[editline]28th November 2012[/editline]
automerge
[QUOTE=darth-veger;38628127][IMG]http://img.pr0gramm.com/2012/11/ir45a.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
That actually sounds like a hell of a good time
[url]http://www.patience-is-a-virtue.org/[/url]
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;38625992][IMG]http://s13.postimage.org/fbpaiv2th/1354103552442.jpg[/IMG]
[img]http://s13.postimage.org/z7l9yejut/1354104271625.jpg[/img]
[img]http://s13.postimage.org/pcu4s6fwl/1354104365695.png[/img][/QUOTE]
[URL="http://sharkswithanimeeyes.tumblr.com/"]http://sharkswithanimeeyes.tumblr.com/[/URL]
Or
[URL="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/sharks-with-anime-eyes"]http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/sharks-with-anime-eyes[/URL]
Amazing.
[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;38628223][url]http://www.patience-is-a-virtue.org/[/url][/QUOTE]
[img]http://cs6255.userapi.com/u3136196/docs/c0992244e55e/jump.gif[/img]
what
[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;38628223][url]http://www.patience-is-a-virtue.org/[/url][/QUOTE]
I think there's a screamer at the end of that.
[QUOTE=Tinter;38628280]I think there's a screamer at the end of that.[/QUOTE]
theres a cat at the end
[QUOTE=Chubbles;38628156][IMG]http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w224/Infalagahsmi/604000_10152302693405548_965176187_n.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Food for Louis?
[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;38628223][url]http://www.patience-is-a-virtue.org/[/url][/QUOTE]
Eventually porn will appear, right?
no it's a cat, just check the page source
[QUOTE=cwook;38627912]-snip, take this omegle chat from /b/ instead-[/QUOTE]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/108263985/Did%20not%20read.gif[/img]
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