LMAO Pics v.TERRIBLE (no more unicode faces or stream talk please)
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[QUOTE=Key_in_skillee;38697060]I don't get it, why would he be being a dick? Zorro is like the original Batman.[/QUOTE]
When Batman's parents were killed, they were walking out of a theater showing Zorro
[img]http://threewordphrase.com/cartoon.gif[/img]
snip someone beat me to it
[QUOTE=mr purple hippo;38697096]When Batman's parents were killed, they were walking out of a theater showing Zorro[/QUOTE]
To clear up impending non-LMAO discussion I will post this:
[quote=wikipedia]The movie that the Waynes went to see has fluctuated between the 1920 version of The Mark of Zorro starring Douglas Fairbanks and the 1940 version starring Tyrone Power and Basil Rathbone. A fictional third version has starred "Tyrone Fairbanks." Tim Burton's Batman has the Waynes leaving The Monarch Theatre having seen Footlight Frenzy. Batman Begins has the Waynes leaving an opera house showing Mefistofele at the time of the murder, which they leave early due to Bruce being frightened by the bat-like costumes, giving Bruce the additional guilt of leading his parents to Chill. In The Dark Knight's Visual Guide says that Bruce would rather have seen The Mark of Zorro at a movie house.[/quote]
annnnnd... content:
story from /b/
> just turned 18
> dumped by my girlfriend for visiting a strip club on my birthday with some friends
> moving out of town in a few days to attend an out-of-state college (to get a computer engineering degree)
> lonely as fuck
> friend of mine takes me to an outdoor mall place nearby
> I go to eat, get hot dog on a stick like a boss
> no one's there and my friend is in the bathroom
> start chatting up the girl who worked there
> super fucking cute, 18 or 19, solid D boobs, blonde hair, 9/10
> she says she has to get back to work but gives me her phone number
> fuckyea.jpg
> later that night I call her
> talk and flirt a little while
> mention that I have to get out of the state soon
> she says she feels bad for me and wants to take me out before I leave
> oh hell yes
> we go out to a park and have an awesome time
> we go out to a park and have an awesome time
> decide it's late enough to eat dinner
> flirt over some pasta at a nice Italian place
> she wants me to walk her home
> I kiss her on her porch
> somehow we start making out
> she unlocks the door
> "come on anon, my parents aren't home"
> knew this was a bad idea
> I go in, she leads me to her bedroom
> locks the door
> I throw her on the bed and start undressing her
> she does the same
> we're both naked and I'm rock hard against her
> somehow know she's still a virgin
> put it in anyway
> she's moaning and panting and it's insanely hot
> I finally blow my load into her pussy
> she looks down and gasps
> I follow her eyes to see
> spaghetti is pouring out of my dick like a fucking fountain
> blush super hard and try to say I'm sorry
> get up and grab a towel from the bathroom to clean it up
> go back in to her room; she's just standing there with spaghetti hanging out of her vag
> oh shit oh shit oh shit
> "anon you bastard" she yells at me
> grabs rope from behind her bed
> ties my wrist to the bed
> runs out of the house crying her eyes out
> mfw I missed my flight
> mfw I'm never going to get a degree in computer engineering
> mfw I'm on /b/
I know it's not chrimbus yet, but I'm already in the mood.
[img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mee1co6EQQ1rgpyeqo1_250.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Forumaster;38696246][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/y8UHe.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
And now everybody is all angsty and assmad.
Fucking New 52.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/fuckfast.png[/img]
[QUOTE=JethroTheCunt;38690172][img]http://i.imgur.com/nblcC.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
He forgot to put egg in the mince mix. It won't bind together without it.
[QUOTE=Lukasaurus;38697681]He forgot to put egg in the mince mix. It won't bind together without it.[/QUOTE]
No, too harsh on the sear, Ground pattys stay together fine.
Edit:
Trust me, I actually am an expert.
[QUOTE=Ybbat;38696410]No blonde hair blue eyes, would not fuck.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.666blacksun.org/wp-content/uploads/AdolfHitlerPortrait.jpg[/img]
yes, hitler is blue eyed with blonde hair
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi0TIoL3yhw[/media]
old
[QUOTE=Y'all.;38697896][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi0TIoL3yhw[/media]
old[/QUOTE]
LoL is a terrible game, but the video will always be hilarious.
My face when my boss tells me to smile
[img]http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/RiA3K.gif[/img]
[img]http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/2GaJO.gif[/img]
[img]http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/resized_ejYux.jpg[/img]
[img]http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Lqlj7.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=TremorFire;38697995]
[img]http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Lqlj7.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Oh jesus.
My buttcheeks were clenched the whole time.
[QUOTE=Tetsmega;38696030][img]http://i.imgur.com/tyEyZ.jpg[/img]
This is anime Hitler.[/QUOTE]
Source of origin please.
[QUOTE=Araknid;38697867][img]http://www.666blacksun.org/wp-content/uploads/AdolfHitlerPortrait.jpg[/img]
yes, hitler is blue eyed with blonde hair[/QUOTE]
Nailed the blue eyes part at least. And there's a little blonde in the hair there...
[IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/2vryb7s.jpg[/IMG]
...just not much.
[editline]4th December 2012[/editline]
Incidentally, can anyone tell my why his mustache looks so funny here? It doesn't look cute and fuzzy like a wooly worm sleeping on his face.
[QUOTE=maxumym;38698055]Source of origin please.[/QUOTE]
Some Japanese magazine, but here are more scans shamelessly stolen from kotaku
[url]http://imgur.com/a/L7VQR/all[/url]
[QUOTE=Tetsmega;38696030][img]http://i.imgur.com/tyEyZ.jpg[/img]
This is anime Hitler.[/QUOTE]
"Die Jews aren't so kawaii"
I just ran across this page when I was searching for something on google :v:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/m6f26.png[/IMG]
what the fuck
[QUOTE=Electroholic;38698296]I just ran across this page when I was searching for something on google :v:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/m6f26.png[/IMG]
what the fuck[/QUOTE]
What were you searching for on google, and would you let your mom see it.
[QUOTE=Electroholic;38698296]I just ran across this page when I was searching for something on google :v:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/m6f26.png[/IMG]
what the fuck[/QUOTE]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/55009580/great%2Bnow%2Bi%2Bcan%2Bt%2Bstop%2Bmy%2Bboner%2Bthanks%2Bagain%2Bfor%2B_25657b600fd8d64fb0829d3576097318.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=cs_bunny;38698355]http://static4.fjcdn.com/comments/great+now+i+can+t+stop+my+boner+thanks+again+for+_25657b600fd8d64fb0829d3576097318.jpg[/QUOTE]
Don't hotlink from funnyjunk what are you doing
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;38696710]I was expecting a dragon dildo.
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[img]http://i.imgur.com/XwV4v.png[/img]
I can't do gifs.[/QUOTE]
What's the purpose of that tube tied around at the base ?
[QUOTE=Araknid;38697867][img]http://www.666blacksun.org/wp-content/uploads/AdolfHitlerPortrait.jpg[/img]
yes, hitler is blue eyed with blonde hair[/QUOTE]
Better send him to the camps for not being a pure blooded Ayran
[QUOTE=fritzel;38698383]What's the purpose of that tube tied around at the base ?[/QUOTE]
you do not want to know
[QUOTE=cs_bunny;38698355][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/55009580/great%2Bnow%2Bi%2Bcan%2Bt%2Bstop%2Bmy%2Bboner%2Bthanks%2Bagain%2Bfor%2B_25657b600fd8d64fb0829d3576097318.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
why do you have a resized jpg version of the original image
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