[QUOTE=EvilMelon;38802831][IMG]https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/154931_304927256293453_1959544877_n.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
(Whether they like it or not.)
Guys, Maverick gave me an idea. I watched the ticker and waited for someone to join FP. It wasn't long before Imperar and plooper262 joined. SO I messaged their inbox with a very optimistic WELCOME! message and presented myself as their personal guide for the first week (told them I am on guide duty).
-Oh god I'm bored-
Then I'm just gonna fuck with them. I'll send them to the thread of postal's ass as a "know the facepunch history" initiation and stuff. Give me ideas and we might have some content?
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I was thinking of making a thread where the police or some something infiltrates the drugs discussion and then they look for someone with a similar name to fags. Then you guys all post "Ohhh shitt" and some other believable crap, and you start stressing out because the cops are gonna follow up on the facepunch users or some shit. then I direct them to that thread and ask them if they're alts of that account. Then I'm going to go into a very 'stressed/trying to help' mood where we get him to send pictures of random stuff (his sisters) or grocery slips to help him try and prove to the cops its not him. And we're all very disappointed in them for getting facepunch into this mess.
rate optimistic?
[QUOTE=Mossie;38802861]Guys, Maverick gave me an idea. I watched the ticker and waited for someone to join FP. It wasn't long before Imperar and plooper262 joined. SO I messaged their inbox with a very optimistic WELCOME! message and presented myself as their personal guide for the first week (told them I am on guide duty).
-Oh god I'm bored-
Then I'm just gonna fuck with them. I'll send them to the thread of postal's ass as a "know the facepunch history" initiation and stuff. Give me ideas and we might have some content?
[editline]12th December 2012[/editline]
I was thinking of making a thread where the police or some something infiltrates the drugs discussion and then they look for someone with a similar name to fags. Then you guys all post "Ohhh shitt" and some other believable crap, and you start stressing out because the cops are gonna follow up on the facepunch users or some shit. then I direct them to that thread and ask them if they're alts of that account. Then I'm going to go into a very 'stressed/trying to help' mood where we get him to send pictures of random stuff (his sisters) or grocery slips to help him try and prove to the cops its not him. And we're all very disappointed in them for getting facepunch into this mess.
rate optimistic?[/QUOTE]
Great plan, just make sure you don't post it in a public forum so the people you're trying to prank can read all about it.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/3PnSY.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=cwook;38792616][img]http://normaldave.com/index_files/image001.gif[/img]
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Specializing in:
Cheating spouses or boyfriend/girlfriend
People faking injuries and trying to sue you for them.
Stolen bicycles.
Drug test witnessing.
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[img]http://normaldave.com/index_files/image003.gif[/img]
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Call 609-849-8811
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[t]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110317044307/beavisandbutthead/images/4/49/Beavis_uh-huh.jpg[/t]
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[QUOTE=Toyhobo;38803013][img]http://i.imgur.com/3PnSY.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I have a feeling I do not want to know what anal beads are.
Goddamn it, first time I've caught up with lmao pics in a week and i'm at school.
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;38803204]I have a feeling I do not want to know what anal beads are.[/QUOTE]
A string of beads inserted into the anal cavity, then slowly pulled out via the string at the end for bum pleasures
Pay attention to quagmire:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ThkQTo8-jI[/media]
[img]http://media.fukung.net/images/7018/FlyingZeroGdog.gif[/img]
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[img]http://media.fukung.net/images/6695/30032007-35.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=IPK;38803837][IMG]http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s480x480/60011_507380279296545_1851351432_n.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
bit unfair to compare soldiers to people who have never been in the army
[QUOTE=darth-veger;38803940][IMG]http://img.pr0gramm.com/2012/12/1355330920286.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Someone nailed him to a cross because of our sins
Christains:1
Other people:0
[img]http://i.imgur.com/uaMSK.png[/img]
[img]http://img.pr0gramm.com/2012/12/wp2xe.gif[/img]
Wish I could find a version without the text.
[QUOTE=venn178;38804050][img]http://img.pr0gramm.com/2012/12/wp2xe.gif[/img]
Wish I could find a version without the text.[/QUOTE]
[URL="http://99gifs.com/-img/50511c7bafa96f282d000304.gif"]Here[/URL]
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[IMG]https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/155427_569047353124722_1926875108_n.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=IPK;38803837][IMG]http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s480x480/60011_507380279296545_1851351432_n.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
thank you for the gender policing
more punny posters
[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/b3f9833a33aae4247a266fd3dc0524f0/tumblr_metvmu6KWJ1rlhlhyo1_500.jpg[/img]
[IMG]http://25.media.tumblr.com/762b539333feb1a511b2761ca0dc6932/tumblr_metdcm6RLm1rlhlhyo1_500.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://25.media.tumblr.com/dd7846135ed7fbe7e2e477736ece1227/tumblr_merr60Od8G1rlhlhyo1_500.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://24.media.tumblr.com/674290cfa2bda4c44082b65025d2b847/tumblr_mes6sjqRgT1rlhlhyo1_500.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=darkgodmaste;38804330][url=http://www.xvideos.com/video384286/asians_sex_convenience_store]Source NSFW[/url][/QUOTE]
I'd say that even the GIF is NSFW
[editline]12th December 2012[/editline]
Can we please start linking to NSFW gifs etc now. It's hard to browse LMAO at work...
And apparently this man thinks that the army does no exist anymore.
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