What Are You Thinking? V. Nintendo-Guys Birthday Celebration
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[QUOTE=Oman;19606706]Can I be Jesus?[/QUOTE]
Sure, zombie king.
can i be the snake in the garden because he was kinda awesome
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;19606744]can i be the snake in the garden because he was kinda awesome[/QUOTE]
Whatever floats your boat, you're pretty old and more or less dead now though.
:v:
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;19606744]can i be the snake in the garden because he was kinda awesome[/QUOTE]
Different Testament
[QUOTE=Giner;19606777]Different Testament[/QUOTE]
You can be eve.
:3
blaha.
Here's a little test for you all. It all depends on one simple question: What is a man?
[QUOTE=Natty-GAY;19606753]Whatever floats your boat, you're pretty old and more or less dead now though.
:v:[/QUOTE]
so are jesus and snow white >:{
[QUOTE=Natty-JAY;19606781]You can be eve.
:3
blaha.[/QUOTE]
You know, I was going to say i'll be eve, but now i've been allocated it, i'll have to take it.
[QUOTE=Smirnoff Joe;19606788]Here's a little test for you all. It all depends on one simple question: What is a man?[/QUOTE]
A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! Now, have at you!
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;19606796]A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! Now, have at you![/QUOTE]I'm going to feel incredibly stupid for asking this most likely, but where's that from?
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;19606791]so are jesus and snow white >:{[/QUOTE]
Jesus is still alive, all around us, everywhere, *insert footprints in the sand poem*, lalala.
snow white is 'koo okay!
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;19606802]I'm going to feel incredibly stupid for asking this most likely, but where's that from?[/QUOTE]
The beginning of Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, where Richter Belmont confronts Dracula.
eating chewits makes my teeth hurt.
:(
Don't eat Chewits then.
Didn't say i couldn't take the pain for the tasty chewits.
:D
And after all the drinks and bars that we've been to
Would you give it all up?
Could I give it all up for you?
And after all the boys and girls that we've been through
Would you give it all up?
Could you give it all up?
I love Lady GaGa
Need to get food and stuff from the shops, but I can't be arsed :/
Do you have any foodstuffs stocked up here currently?
can't believe how you looked at me
With your James Dean glossy eyes
In your tight jeans with your long hair
And your cigarette stained lies
Could we fix you if you broke?
And is your punch line just a joke?
[QUOTE=Smirnoff Joe;19606855]Do you have any foodstuffs stocked up here currently?[/QUOTE]Small amount of chicken, a block of cheese and bread.
Meh, looks like i'll have to go get some more food then, brb.
[QUOTE=Natty-GAY;19606803]Jesus is still alive, all around us, everywhere, *insert footprints in the sand poem*, lalala.
snow white is 'koo okay![/QUOTE]
she's a 'koo corpse i'm afraid :colbert:
[QUOTE=Natty-JAY;19606803]Jesus is still alive, all around us, everywhere, *insert footprints in the sand poem*, lalala.
snow white is 'koo okay![/QUOTE]
Damn straight I am everywhere.
Gems of Fundie logic.
[quote]im christian
if we came from apes
how come were not hairy and have a big mouth
and did we end up looking like we do know
and besides
there isnt any serious proof of apes
they showd a video saying an ape was wondering around in the forest
that thing looked exactly like a costume that i had saw at a store
know one ever cought an ape [/quote]
Nope, there is no proof that apes exist. :rolleye: (I'm guessing 10-12 year old)
[quote]"If socialized healthcare were proposed in, say, the 1920s and it flourished, we would be fighting to keep it in place. Europe is doing well with their health care."
THIS ISNT EUROPE!!
This is AMERICA! This is a Christian nation and universal healthcare is UNCHRISTIAN. end of story
[/quote]
I'm rather sure that's exactly what Jesus wanted, he was kind of liberal, after all.
[QUOTE]Topic: Atheists should be stripped off parental rights
Before I speak, let us ask God to give us the wisdom to come to a rational decision. In the name of the Father, his only Son Jesus Christ and Holy Ghost, Amen!
I had an interesting talk with my pastor the other day. I showed him the posts of one "atheist female" from these boards and he was horrified to see that she is a mother. Hundreds of Christian women are unable to have children because Satan gives children to atheistic females. It's a also fact that atheistic females have a sexual contact with males outside the holy wedlock, for they are sinful and full of lust. They don't have right to carry children in their wombs. It is illegal and against the word of God. I don't want my child who is 9 years old to go to the same school with the child whose godfather is Satan. No, no! I shall not tolerate this any longer! You atheists walk the earth only to blaspheme His Holy Name and His only Son Jesus Christ and the Holy Ghost! How dare you? Live your pathetic lives and only when you surrender your life to the Christ shall you proliferate by the blessing of the Church.
God bless you all to find the way out of Satan and if not may he smite you if his vengeance for your filthy and life full of debauchery.[/QUOTE]
Good that I'm asexual then.
[QUOTE](From an anti-porn protest website)
"A recent survey shows 85 percent of rapes and molestation are reenactments of a porn video/DVD. This means every time someone buys a smut video/DVD there is an 85 percent chance that sale will eventually result in a rape or molestation of a child."[/QUOTE]
One thing this bloke should learn is Mathematics.
[QUOTE]Question (by forever for Him) :Would you vote for me for president ?
Here are the things I would do ...
1.First thing I do is bring back prohibition...the wine the beer the alcohol all made by satan...this thing called wine beer alcohol have done bad things to make bad people .... i will make sure no one makes drinks one drop of beer wine and alcohol for it is very dangerous... in fact did you know that the bible speaks out against drink it ? have you notice it is the libs who want to make bad things like this legal ?
2.The second thing i would do is ban evolution from being teached anywhere,, from private schools to homeschools (no public schools when i become president..)thinking you are a monkey will send you to hell. have you notice its always the libs who think they come from monkys ?
3.The third thing i would do is keep on doing the death penalty... a lot more in fact... it is always the libs who want to protect the criminals...
4,the next thing i would do is ban abortion and give the prison to and death penalty for those who try to kill their babies by have abortion.more people have been killed by abortion then by war in fact... did you know that ?
5.next thing i would do is make california a place where all the homosexness go.... first i would take all of the NORMAL people out of california then place every bad people there like the homosexuals. put a 30 foot wall all around california.... in fact most of the homo people come from california anyway !
6.the sixth thing i would do is remove the liberal media... abc stands for already been condemned (by God). nbc stands for never been converted(to christian).the rest you can figure out !
7.number seven... i would make intolerance of christianity a hate crimem, anyone, who speaks hate against christians will be put in to prison... people like darwin, dawkins, christopher hitchens... just like libs make speaking out against homosex a hate crime i will make being against us christians a hate crime... [/QUOTE]
Doesn't this remind you of the Sharia law? :crossarms:
That's all for this time kids!
Put a bangin' donk on iiiit~
Fuck it, too lazy to go to the shop, so a grilled cheese sandwich it shall be.
[QUOTE=Herr Sven;19607000]Gems of Fundie logic.
Nope, there is no proof that apes exist. :rolleye: (I'm guessing 10-12 year old)
I'm rather sure that's exactly what Jesus wanted, he was kind of liberal, after all.
Good that I'm asexual then.
One thing this bloke should learn is Mathematics.
Doesn't this remind you of the Sharia law? :crossarms:
That's all for this time kids![/QUOTE]Rather amusing, yet depressing at the same time, but there's always those tricky poes to deal with.
