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How fundies would like to rule america.
Quotes from fundies, comments by me (atheist, rational thinker)
[QUOTE]BAD CHURCH WOMEN ON GOD’S HIT LIST
Stubborn women will use their own money to purchase clothes to get a man regardless if he or God is pleased with their choice of garments.
DUET 22:5 Women shall not wear that which pertains (has reference to or looks like mans), (lesbian pants suits, etc.), for all that do so are abomination (disgusting, hated and loathed) unto the lord “your” God.
1 PET 3:1 Likewise, you wives be in subjection to your own husbands (obey his orders without question); Most women choose to be damned before they will obey a simple command from God or man.
To God women wearing pants have the look of a whore and if they continuing therein will burn in hellfire. Some wear pants so tight their vagina separates and slices their buttocks in half for men to be tempted and turn from God laws of holiness.
When women young or old are raped because of skimpy and revealing clothes, floss beach suits, etc. they ask for it. [/QUOTE]
Making certain clothing for women illegal, and making them obey their husbands without question.
Reminds ya of the Taliban innit?
[QUOTE]From where did this strange man named Barack Hussein Obama come, and how did he rise from obscurity? Twelve years ago, in the year 1997, while Barack Obama was being groomed and prepped for his position as President of the United States, three amazing things happened. In that year of 1997, Tony Blair, the occultist, was elected Prime Minister of Britain; Diana, Princess of Wales, died when the car she was in crashed into the thirteenth pillar of the roadway she was traveling on; and a new children’s book called Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone was published. That book by Janet K. Rowling and all her subsequent books became a part of an occult blueprint that would shape the hearts and minds of an entire generation to receive the Antichrist. Witchcraft was glorified in Rowling’s books as having a good side. It was a progressive brainwashing of good witchcraft triumphing over evil witchcraft. But it was all witchcraft, and it was all of Satan! Ministers of mainstream “Christianity” also jumped on that bandwagon, and thus, they touted “good” witchcraft.
Now we are going into our thirteenth year since the first Harry Potter book was published. The latest and most recent book in the series was made into a movie also, and it is scheduled to open in theaters everywhere on July 15th, 2009. The movie takes its title from the latest Harry Potter book and is entitled Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. It is more than strange and ominous that the United States of America for the first time in its history as a nation has a President that is a half-blood prince! (This is being academically stated and is not intended as a racial remark.) In the year 2010, President Obama is planning to be presented as the saviour of the planet. This is scheduled to coincide with the thirteenth year of the Harry Potter mania that has swept our world.[/QUOTE]
Illegalising certain books smell a bit like the bookburnings of the nazis.
[QUOTE]Forcing a wife to have sex is not rape as her body already belongs to her husband.[/QUOTE]
Once again, the Taliban.
[QUOTE]I will choose my words here very carefully.
The United States of America is a Christian nation and its Christian constitution has been violated by the current president Barack Obama. Did he actually say that he was a Christian in order to gain power? Did he then apparently renounce his Christian faith? He has stated that he is a Muslim.
In other words, if the above is true, he has committed treason against the USA and its people. He is a direct threat to the national security of the USA. He has gained power under false pretences. Does his so-called dithering on sending more troops to Afghanistan endanger the troops in that country directly because of his own indecision and delay?
I can't reveal what we are doing in Britain for security reasons except to say that I am bringing direct charges of high treason against my own country's PM. But what you Americans need to do is to bring charges of treason against your current president quickly and swiftly in order to force him to step down. You can do this by contacting the FBI and Secret Service and start an official complaint against Obama accordingly. If you wait to try to impeach him through Congress, you will take to long ... and by the time they act it may be too late! Start the legal process now.
The USA is now in a position of actual civil war against Islam within its own borders and has been since the day Obama gained power. May God help you!
If you don't act immediately, Obama will bring in Sharia law making the murder of Christians, Jews and infidels legal. You have been warned.[/QUOTE]
A.) I've heard USA is an secular nation, and that freedom of religion is in the constitution. B.) No that's not treason, once again, freedom of religion. C.) What would be the difference if it was Sharia law or if fundies ruled? Different religion, that's all.
[QUOTE]There is nothing wrong with loving someone who is gay. There is nothing wrong with loving your pet cobra snake. But love or no love.....no one has any business trusting either around kids. A snake carries deadly venom. The faggot carries deadly disease, and the faggot is likely to assault the child sexually....in fact.....if the snake is the lesser risk of the two.....and the zoo keeps snakes in cages......then why cant we put all of the faggots in cages to protect the public? Everyday you could get up in the morning and water and feed your pet faggot and talk to your pet faggot. Occasionally you could let your pet faggot out of the cage and have him do the dishes for you. You could even train the faggot to feed the snake. But never, ever, ever, trust either one of them around children. That is just not appropriate at all. It has nothing to do with love. You can love your pet faggot just like you love your pet squirrell. But never, ever, allow them around children. They prey upon children.[/QUOTE]
Oh really? I've met some homosexuals during my time, and my impression is that they are friendly, and usually don't hit on you (or trie to rape you)
[QUOTE]All men are born equal but atheists are only half men. Man consists of mind, soul and spirit. Atheists do not have a spirit (this makes them worth 2/3 of a normal hum man) and they hardly have a soul either as they can feel little more then hatred, geek and pathetic depressions. (no Christian can ever be depressed since we are Holy Children of God, depressed people are laughable) No atheist can never be in love, or ever feel true love. (their love is only lust and/or sadism) This makes them about 1/3 man. Also we all know that it's gay to be atheist and gays are not men, their are assheads who should terminated as well as other threats to the society. (like commies, feminists, masons and immigrants)
To sum it up, my dear amerikkkan fat asstheist neard with cola: You are a failure![/QUOTE]
"Everyone is born equal, as long as they're christian and not homosexuall" is what I read, and that is soooo equal.:rolleye:
[QUOTE]Topic: Atheists should be stripped off parental rights
Before I speak, let us ask God to give us the wisdom to come to a rational decision. In the name of the Father, his only Son Jesus Christ and Holy Ghost, Amen!
I had an interesting talk with my pastor the other day. I showed him the posts of one "atheist female" from these boards and he was horrified to see that she is a mother. Hundreds of Christian women are unable to have children because Satan gives children to atheistic females. It's a also fact that atheistic females have a sexual contact with males outside the holy wedlock, for they are sinful and full of lust. They don't have right to carry children in their wombs. It is illegal and against the word of God. I don't want my child who is 9 years old to go to the same school with the child whose godfather is Satan. No, no! I shall not tolerate this any longer! You atheists walk the earth only to blaspheme His Holy Name and His only Son Jesus Christ and the Holy Ghost! How dare you? Live your pathetic lives and only when you surrender your life to the Christ shall you proliferate by the blessing of the Church.
God bless you all to find the way out of Satan and if not may he smite you if his vengeance for your filthy and life full of debauchery.[/QUOTE]
AKA Violating the human rights.
[QUOTE]Question (by forever for Him) :Would you vote for me for president ?
Here are the things I would do ...
1.First thing I do is bring back prohibition...the wine the beer the alcohol all made by satan...this thing called wine beer alcohol have done bad things to make bad people .... i will make sure no one makes drinks one drop of beer wine and alcohol for it is very dangerous... in fact did you know that the bible speaks out against drink it ? have you notice it is the libs who want to make bad things like this legal ?
2.The second thing i would do is ban evolution from being teached anywhere,, from private schools to homeschools (no public schools when i become president..)thinking you are a monkey will send you to hell. have you notice its always the libs who think they come from monkys ?
3.The third thing i would do is keep on doing the death penalty... a lot more in fact... it is always the libs who want to protect the criminals...
4,the next thing i would do is ban abortion and give the prison to and death penalty for those who try to kill their babies by have abortion.more people have been killed by abortion then by war in fact... did you know that ?
5.next thing i would do is make california a place where all the homosexness go.... first i would take all of the NORMAL people out of california then place every bad people there like the homosexuals. put a 30 foot wall all around california.... in fact most of the homo people come from california anyway !
6.the sixth thing i would do is remove the liberal media... abc stands for already been condemned (by God). nbc stands for never been converted(to christian).the rest you can figure out !
7.number seven... i would make intolerance of christianity a hate crimem, anyone, who speaks hate against christians will be put in to prison... people like darwin, dawkins, christopher hitchens... just like libs make speaking out against homosex a hate crime i will make being against us christians a hate crime... [/QUOTE]
It's like the sharia law intepreted by the Taliban, but Christian...
[QUOTE][If your god revealed to you in a set of flawless communications you could not dispute that you should kill every child you see under the age of 2, would you?]
I don't see what the problem is, or why people were avoiding this last night. I mean, of course it's supposed to be a trap but it's a toothless one of no concern to any sufficiently intelligent individual. The answer is yes, and how would you possibly take issue with that position regardless of whether you believe in my god or don't believe in any god?
If I am correct that my God is the Creator God, that we are all his creations, then killing every child under two on the planet is no more inherently significant than a programmer unilaterally wiping out his AI-bots in a game universe. He alone has the right to define right and wrong, and as the Biblical example of King Saul and the Amalekites demonstrates, He has occasionally deemed it a moral duty to wipe out a people.
And as we are informed in Revelation, He will wipe out many peoples through the acts of (presumably) His angels. Jefferson can complain that this makes God unworthy of worship all he likes, but that's as irrelevant as complaining that Stalin wasn't properly elected according to the Soviet Constitution. Although in this case it isn't might makes right, it is a much simpler case of might = right. Obey or perish.[/QUOTE]
And still they are against abortion?
[QUOTE][Concerning a bill in the Bahamas to outlaw marital rape]
"It is ridiculous for them to try to make that a law, because I don't think a man can rape his own wife. After two people get married, the Bible says that they become one – one flesh. How is it possible to rape what is yours?"
"Even if a woman says no to her husband it still can't be considered rape because she is his wife. He already paid his dues at the church and she already said 'I do,' so from then on, even if [a man] forces sex on his wife, it isn’t rape"[/QUOTE]
Another group with the same opinion; the Taliban.
[QUOTE]the ladies are rite,
atheists need too shut up.
You don't see any religious people, trying to? push their ideas on other people. Christians and other religions are all happy to have our christian prayer's in their schools. its all faith's- christian-jew-muslim together praying to jesus, it's beautiful.[/QUOTE]
No, that's exactly what your doing, pushing your ideas on other people.
Overall, what this would lead to is something called a "Dictatorship"
Heylo. :)
Just did my chemistry exam, no more exams to do :woop:
It's late and I'm bored, But I'm not tired and don't want to go bed. Blugh.
Just eaten a huge plate of sushi.
That stuff is delicious.
UT3 songs are awesome.
God dammit my pet bird won't stop squawking.
pretty fucking tired.
my shoes wreak of dog shit, damnit.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;19620945]liar. you want to rape us.[/QUOTE]
Maybe :3:... but not in a weird way... :3:
Gonna hack(exploit) roblox.
lol, that was a crazy dream
god dammit when will that stupid spam bot GTFO for good?
[QUOTE=STREWTH_99;19625709]god dammit when will that stupid spam bot GTFO for good?[/QUOTE]
When the Nuclear Asimovnet is created.
[QUOTE=STREWTH_99;19625709]god dammit when will that stupid spam bot GTFO for good?[/QUOTE]As long as there's people stupid enough to click the links, it'll keep coming back.
It's kinda funny, it even PMs you.
i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i* will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
I'm thinking of installing Morrowind on my laptop to play at school, any other recommendations for good old games?
Holy fuck, up to 500,000 estimated dead in Haiti.
Sucks.
[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_Haiti_earthquake#cite_note-MiamiHerald13-2"] [/URL]
Any good games under 10 bucks?
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[QUOTE=benzi2k7;19626238]Holy fuck, up to 500,000 estimated dead in Haiti.
Sucks.
[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_Haiti_earthquake#cite_note-MiamiHerald13-2"] [/URL][/QUOTE]
:(
[QUOTE=benzi2k7;19626238]Holy fuck, up to 500,000 estimated dead in Haiti.
Sucks.
[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_Haiti_earthquake#cite_note-MiamiHerald13-2"] [/URL][/QUOTE]That's around what, 5% of their total population? Holy fuck indeed.
41 aftershocks all over 4 magnitude too, jesus christ. :/
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It's like a nuke has gone off
[QUOTE=NATO.Caliber;19623948]:nyoron:[/QUOTE]
I need to Joxalotify this
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[QUOTE]I accidentally fell on a guy in a wheelchair, but too embarassed to say sorry so it came out as “MERR” and then I ran to the bar. Hopefully he thinks I am retarded and will think nothing more of it.[/QUOTE]
Hahaha, Lithifold, what
I hate the fucking taste left in my mouth after i eat a chocolate.
Gotta get ready for microecon in a few minutes. :\
GRR, SCHOOL :argh:
[QUOTE=benzi2k7;19626238]Holy fuck, up to 500,000 estimated dead in Haiti.
Sucks.
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I hope the troops can help them out. Look like most of the hospital and outposts are unable to work to help the population...
Shit always goes down in Haiti
"Know what's diminishing marginally? My utility for this class!"
HA! Zing.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;19626409]Gotta get ready for microecon in a few minutes. :\
GRR, SCHOOL :argh:[/QUOTE]The fuck is microecon?
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;19622598]He grew up in Germany, then moved to Australia. He hates it there.[/QUOTE]
Yeeeah that's me, unfortunately.
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;19626463]The fuck is microecon?[/QUOTE]
Microeconomics
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;19626509]Microeconomics[/QUOTE]I figured that, but what do they teach you there?
My cat is laying on the mattress with his head on the pillow...
AWWWWW :3:
but he's so angry
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