*I live in Australia too and we don't fucking ride KANGAROOS!
The cool kids ride on emu's :smug:
I met an australian cricket team once. They were friendlier than the average citizen i meet on the streets. They let me try my hand at beating the ball.
I liked THOSE australians, can't put a bet for them all.
censored as fuck
[QUOTE=-n3o-;24005712]New Zealand right here:
[IMG]http://www.phoenixcsc.com/image/BigEckShaggingSheep.jpg[/IMG]
;)[/QUOTE]
Thats Wales aswell
[img]http://lonelymachines.org/images/halflife/team_fortress_sniper.jpg[/img]
Basically this and everything that's on the wall at [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fk1wl7rssIA/SLNyXYw6NEI/AAAAAAAAGSI/swho8-0miAQ/s400/OutbackSTEAKHOUSE.jpg[/img] :v:
[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vkpKm3_P3Nk/SvTPeaJsTHI/AAAAAAAAAb0/_4hAuVQ3hRc/s400/1.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.slangeditorial.net/Benimages/boomerangLeft.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.scienceinpublic.com/2006/sacci/Apline%20horn_03.jpg%20.jpg[/img]
[img]http://blog.bioethics.net/541447~Australian-Kangaroo-Posters.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.travelsouth-america.com/Home_files/piranha.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.femail.com.au/img/steve_irwin.jpg[/img]
[img]http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Everyone%20Else/images/shrimp-on-the-barbie.jpg[/img]
That's what I think of anyway.
^ 5th image down (No i'm not going to quote it) has [b]nothing[/b] to do with Australia. Do you even know what that is?
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Also funnily enough I have never had prawn (shrimp as you refer to it) on a barbecue.
Crocodile wrestlers and criminals
I always tell non-Australians we all ride kangaroos to work.
Limited Internet
Censorship up the Ass
Mosquitos
Anti-America like everyone else
Offspring country built from criminals
I see it as a country full of people from England and censorship. Also, kids have classes via radios, there are deserts and predators in the sea.
Surfers with a better style and taste
I like some of these responses.
you bighead wankers bleedin' gravy
As camping fucks that don't help the team
::downs:
[QUOTE=Soul-Chicken;24012296][B]Meanwhile in Australia[/B]
[img]http://beritanet.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/dial_up.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
i have fiber optic internet
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[QUOTE=RIPBILLYMAYS;24027728]
[img]http://www.scienceinpublic.com/2006/sacci/Apline%20horn_03.jpg%20.jpg[/img]
[/QUOTE]
that's not a didgeridoo
We have hot women.
Sniper!
[QUOTE=ashxu;24005185]Really?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMhYgVcGD24[/media]
Everyone in that video that is using their mic besides the obvious Brit is Australian.
I don't think we have accents :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
I didn't notice everyone there except me was australian.
American, and I don't have any problem with them. I know the stereotypes aren't true. The government likes censorship and needs to get over itself. And I here that a lot of the people are dicks though (this coming from 2 Aussie friends), and they really hate Americans.
[QUOTE=ashxu;24005185]I don't think we have accents :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
Everyone has an accent. Even me.
[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;24012784]Backwards inbred cousins of the inhabitants of the British Isles.
The Aborigines are cool though.[/QUOTE]
The Aborigines are not cool. They're violent, intolerant and abusive as fuck. All of them. No exceptions.
Australian.
I would love to have a thick Aussie accent, like the Sniper.
People hate me for my accent. They rage because they cannot understand it.
My accent is Australian with a mix of 4 European countries.
[sp]British, Irish, French and German[/sp]
Some being stronger than others, mainly Australian, though.
I love Australia. I've been out there 3 times, and I have an uncle whose been living out there for 25 years, so he's now an Australian citizen.
I want to move out there too, just so I can have one of these:
[img]http://img.drive.com.au/drive_images/Editorial/2007/09/21/Holden_ute_SS-V_m_m.jpg[/img]
I see Australians as Americans (specifically from the US) but more laid back with a funny accent and a better lifestyle.
Although they have funny laws it does make some things better (granted you want to live in a bubble).
I am Dutch myself.
