Shit you've overheard - Did he really just say that? - General

Wait, Spain speaks SPANISH? [editline]26th October 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Sjokoladeplate;38197069]I was walking in front of two stereotypical bimbo/barbie girls and one of them said that her friend had a foot fetish. They both went ew, and the other one stated that she'd rather be a necrophiliac than have a foot fetish.[/QUOTE] I'd rather have a foot fetish than be a necrophiliac.

People who think foot fetishes are gross are just idiotic. I mean, it's just like admiring any other part of a woman's body: the slenderness of her neck, the softness of her thighs, the beauty of her hands. So what if they admire your feet? All the better for you. I've heard a lot of men with foot fetishes tend to take very good care of their lady's feet, giving them pedicures and all that. I don't really find it weird. The only weird part I find is the toe-sucking stuff, that's just weird to me. But finding that part of a woman's body attractive isn't gross at all. Everyone has their own preferences, some men like a woman's ass, others like tits more. So to those two bimbos? They're fucking idiots.

Man this is a great Cheese Calzone! I wonder how this would feel.... *hears unzipping*

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"I just want to kill my father sometimes, he is never interested in my fur and he doesn't care when he should!" Furries galore at my school. Since my school is like the only school within 100km to have an art program. There is like a group of them that love to skip non-art classes. You can hear them talk in the hallway and that was the latest rant I've heard from them.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38200961]"I just want to kill my father sometimes, he is never interested in my fur and he doesn't care when he should!" Furries galore at my school. Since my school is like the only school within 100km to have an art program. There is like a group of them that love to skip non-art classes. You can hear them talk in the hallway and that was the latest rant I've heard from them.[/QUOTE] Wait, he wants to kill his father just because he isn't interested in furries? [sp]u wot mate[/sp]

I think he wasn't really serious when he said that (I sure as hell hope so)

".. saw this gigantic *voice fades off in the distance*" TELL ME. What was gigantic? Why do interesting conversations always move away from me? I was tempted to go stalk him to find out the end of the story.

"A bunch of ants crawled up my vagina over the weekend" She wasn't joking either. I overheard this is health class last year

[QUOTE=RockmanYoshi;38201054]Wait, he wants to kill his father just because he isn't interested in furries?[/QUOTE] Psychopath in the making, mate.

"Dude, I heard that chubby girls fuck the best!"

[QUOTE=RobyYe;38203069]"Dude, I heard that chubby girls fuck the best!"[/QUOTE] Well it's true.

"I mean come on, his middle name is Hussein!" "Yeah, man. It's like he can't decide weather he wants to be a cholo or a cowboy."

I walked past this big black dude talking to his friend, he had a deep voice as i walk by I hear "Damn he has a nice ass"

[QUOTE=RobyYe;38203069]"Dude, I heard that chubby girls fuck the best!"[/QUOTE] Fat jiggling aids in perpetual motion. It's like a self-propelled vacuum cleaner. Just push it and it goes.

"PENIS!" Overheard a girl scream this when leaving school

"talk about the other one" "penis or vagina" "what the fuck no" "asshole or boobs" "im out you retard"

[QUOTE=ccg;38201257]"A bunch of ants crawled up my vagina over the weekend" She wasn't joking either. I overheard this is health class last year[/QUOTE] Ants shouldn't be ab...vaginae shouldn't....guh, what conditi.....what did she pu....food doesn't go there, mkay?

[QUOTE=Mr.Twizzle;38203077]Well it's true.[/QUOTE] Depends how chubby 'chubby' is.

"...so I killed him and ate him" Later on I caught something that sounded like he was talking about a game, but fuck me that's creepy out of context.

"And that's how I found out she stole my left kidney..."

[QUOTE=Crash15;38203456]"PENIS!" Overheard a girl scream this when leaving school[/QUOTE] Probably/you probably already know about this....but it was probably just someone "winning" the penis game.

I was just skateboarding around when I heard "Nigga I bet you don't wanna skateboard anymore. I mean your face was fucked up after you fell from that flatbed" Not to me though, just some other dude he was talking to. [editline]27th October 2012[/editline] That was around a corner btw, I didn't pass yet. When I did pass the one that was talking fucking fell over laughing.

Im doing this reverse guys, people overheard me and a dude in the cantina: Me: "You know right? German is a fucking shitty language to swear in, you know like its square as fuck. Saying Du bist eine homo sounds like you *i said some really vulgar things*" He, whispering "Sssh, people are looking at us" I dont know.. sometimes i just talk too much and think too little. if you know what i mean.

"What do you mean you didn't get it? Damn it dave, this is bullshit. I'm tired of being the one giving it to you all the time!" Some woman at a grocery store on her phone as I was grabbing a gallon of milk.

[QUOTE=Suttles;38203369]I walked past this big black dude talking to his friend, he had a deep voice as i walk by I hear "Damn he has a nice ass"[/QUOTE] I bet it is.

"I like my cock because my small head makes my penis look bigger"

[QUOTE=Suttles;38203369]I walked past this big black dude talking to his friend, he had a deep voice as i walk by I hear "Damn he has a nice ass"[/QUOTE]We're gonna need proof of that. Not that he said it, but that your buttocks are nice.

I'm walking past a group of younger grades "He has a black man's ass" :|

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;38209109]I'm walking past a group of younger grades "He has a black man's ass" :|[/QUOTE] Compliment.