Shit you've overheard - Did he really just say that? - General

hows the pony fetish going johnny?

i was staying in a hotel.... and in spanish, i heard..... "SE, SE SENORE, SEEEE!!!!!"

I didn't find him hot until he started doing drugs.

I walked into class just as the biology teacher was apparently talking about pregnancy and how if you have a baby when you are over 40 there is an increased chance of autism, when all of the sudden... "Is that why the mexicans come?"

oh, and then there's when i actually heard a dad say "son, i am dissapoint"

[QUOTE=Repulsion;38313606]I walked into class just as the biology teacher was apparently talking about pregnancy and how if you have a baby when you are over 40 there is an increased chance of autism, when all of the sudden... "Is that why the mexicans come?"[/QUOTE] That's fucked up. I once heard a bunch of ghetto chicks bragging about their lesbian sexcapades and using very descriptive language.

Inside a mall. These two 25 year old looking girls: "Where did we park? Which way is the exit? I don't know let's use my iphone."

[QUOTE=Johnny Guitar;38310402]'I watch my little pony, it's a good show' I cringed.[/QUOTE] This kid whom I sure has a mental disorder, or he's very socially incompetent, went into Russian class whilst I was talking with the teacher about something. "Hey, sir! Have you ever heard of my little pony?" he says, interrupting us. "No. I haven't." "Well it's a pretty good show! It has ponies! It has..." By the time he was starting I got up, walked out and gave a mock salute to the teacher, leaving him alone with the kid. I was cringing inside. :v:.

"Is Hitler still alive?"

"I fucking love christmas!" "I thought you were Jewish though?"

"if there's no such thing as light we wouldn't be able to see" "but we would get used to the dark after a while"

"The speed of light's relative." "It's been proven." Literally the opposite is true

A kid sitting in front of me in my math class says this to his friend: "iPods can't get viruses, Droids can get viruses because they're from Microsoft though..." I'm an avid iPhone user and even I thought this was hilarious

"Wait, what? D-does, uh, girl-on-girl pregnancy seriously exist?"

why cant girls be circumcised? they have flappy bits of skin too

I was in 7th grade. It was gym class and my teacher got a phone call. I overheard him say something along the lines like "did she put up fight? ok just lock her in the basement until i get home" i honestly have no idea if he was joking or not.

"air can't be matter, if it was we'd all not be able to move!"

"Can you lose your virginity in your asshole?"

''Are you trying to gas us with your farts?'' - German Teacher.

So I was just working in the dairy department at work filling the shelves, when suddenly: "..Take the cream cheese instead, I'd rather lick that off you than that other stuff."

"Who ever killed Hitler is a saint"

"I don't get all the hype about not having prenatal sex, abstinence is stupid" [sp]I think he meant premarital[/sp]

"no his dick is small, his balls are huge though"

"... And I said 'There's no way I'm using a strap-on!'"

"I don't care if it's 8 PM, I need backup down here NOW. Send in a damn squad, I don't care how you get it done." - Some guy who was standing in a parking lot outside one of my school's football games, to his phone.

[QUOTE=Vodkavia;38419952]"If the polar ice caps melt the sea level will go lower."[/QUOTE] Well obviously because when they melt there will be more open space for the water! Anyway a few years ago when I was in high school Legal Studies our teacher is talking about this man and son killed by IDF in the Gaza Strip. This chick says, "How irresponsible! What kind of father would allow his son to play in the Gaza Strip like that?"

"...but if the school doesn't like it, I'll come over, beat down your door, and beat the shit out of your old man on the front lawn."

"So last year at ozzfest some chick jumped up on stage and spread eagle'd right there with no pants or underwear. The guy operating the camera pointed right at her vagina and everyone got a good look at her pussy on the jumbotron"

[QUOTE=Krusher;38386973]Inside a mall. These two 25 year old looking girls: "Where did we park? Which way is the exit? I don't know let's use my iphone."[/QUOTE] if they've worked out a way to use their iphone for that, good on them

"Texas is a smart state for seceding from America, we've always been the smartest" - Hist. Teacher