Shit you've overheard - Did he really just say that? - General

"...a grenade instead? Now THAT'D get them to..." Said by a hockey coach during a tournament at the rink I work at.

In the gym, some guys I vaguely know, talking about switching to a different gym. Guy #1: "We should try that new place at Hengrove" Guy #2: "Yeah, I reckon they got better girls over there" With his accent though, he basically drops the t's from "better", so it comes out as "be'er". Pause Guy #3: "Bear girls? The girls are [i]actual bears[/i]? Holy shit! We must seek out this magical land!" Guy #2: "Yeah man, they're proper grizzlies" Guy #1: "I'm picturing a bear in tight shorts and..." Another Pause Guy #2: "You're a sick fucker, you know that?"

>Be 1945 >fighting >overhear person talking to Hitler >the person talking to him says "Ok, so you followed through with the plans? You protected the jews and got into art school?" >Hitler says "Oh... I wasn't supposed to get rejected from art school? Damn." >hear a gunshot >the guy says "oh jew!" >war is over, we won >what?

"Yeah those germans were first to use the AK" -__- wut

The servers and busboys discussing which porn actress has the biggest ass.

I was in German class last week and I swear I heard my teacher say "yeah, one too many survived the holocaust" when talking to someone about what movie he was going to have us watch because most people will be out.

"...-lOOK AT THAT SPIne-..."

"We should make a porno and put it on Limewire" I overheard as two teen guys walked past me on the streets of Toronto. That was like 6 years ago.

our school was to be merged with some art school full of furries, goths, extreme weaboos and other people of interesting hairstyles and colors, and after the "getting to know the new school building and the new peeps" day i was sitting in the bus on the way home when i heard these two behind me talking girl 1: [I]...and did you see the one with the green and black hair with those plastic tubes and extensions? it was so gross[/I] girl 2: [I]oh my god how can anything like that even exist[/I] girl 1: [I]i know right, it's they're like aliens or something[/I]

Doesn't being a woman automatically make you kind of gay? What? Just, what

Two kids walk into our politics class, one finishes off what I can only assume was a very eventful conversation by stating much to loudly "yea, and that was the third time i thought i had herpes!" The entire class went dead silent.

we called him jungle boy "so the fight broke out because one of them was like, hold on" (he gets up onto a desk in the middle of class and begins to shout) "YOU AINT A REAL NIGGA! YOU AINT A REAL NIGGA!" everyone is speechless, students don't know what to do and pretend nothing happened, teacher just sends him out [editline]29th November 2012[/editline] this was a side conversation he was having with someone while the teacher was up at the front trying to explain something, it quickly escalated

"...just go in the app store and type it in...free porn apps...there are like a million of them..." :suicide:

When I had just started secondary school, I heard 2 year 11's say this Girl: Yeah, they did it in the school toilets Guy: I know, what if they got caught? Girl: Why would you do it at school?

Separate incidents "...now, I'm not saying I'm [I]against[/I] women working..." "...they're in [I]America,[/I] they should speak [I]American.[/I]"

"What's gold made of?" One of my classes has some hilariously stupid kids.

"You retard, Jewish isn't a race." Not sure if this counts, but I was in the library with my friend "helping" her with her computer applications work, and by helping, I mean just watching the screen and trying to get her to pick the wrong things. and from the other side of the library we hear some girl going: "Hnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........... Hnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" I don't know if she had issues or something, but it was really annoying.

"dont go down there you ass that's a water" "put the rick roll in the jukebox"

Guy 1: Where have you been? Guy 2: Oh I've been in Spain. Guy 1: Oh like down in Mexico? Guy 2: No it's in Europe. Guy 1:Oh haha I'm bad with my geology.

teacher asked a student 'name a part found inside a CPU' student replied with 'video card'