• In Hitlers shoes.
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Heterosexuals and homosexuals. Once everyone is bi, there will be free love for [I][B]everyone[/B][/I]. MUHAHAHAHA...
[QUOTE=Kartoffel;37905705]Mosquitoes and No-see-ums. Death to those little fuckers![/QUOTE] I knooow! I fucking hate them fucks! When i'm driving and have the face shield up on my helmet and go through a damn swarm of them! Shit hurts and is nasty as hell!
I would tell my nazi scientists to come up with a machine that can freeze very well an entire army and store it in for years to come. Then, in 2012 I would select for my time to come again and lead my army towards every brony, furry and other abominations like them, then commit mass holocaust on them and wipe out every single piece of fan-art, anything related to the two. After my mission is a success, I will start sweeping around for other groups like the two and eliminate any proof that they ever existed off this gay earth.
[QUOTE=MaikkiBoi;37911109]I would tell my nazi scientists to come up with a machine that can freeze very well an entire army and store it in for years to come. Then, in 2012 I would select for my time to come again and lead my army towards every brony, furry and other abominations like them, then commit mass holocaust on them and wipe out every single piece of fan-art, anything related to the two. After my mission is a success, I will start sweeping around for other groups like the two and eliminate any proof that they ever existed off this gay earth.[/QUOTE] Yeah, but the problem here is, I AAAAAM a brony! Fluttershy|bronies4lyfe
[QUOTE=asrele;37911496]Yeah, but the problem here is, I AAAAAM a brony! Fluttershy|bronies4lyfe[/QUOTE] WELL THANK YOU FOR BEING HONEST HOW ABOUT A SHOWER? [sp]For those who don't get the joke is that in the concentration camps the guards would trick prisoners in walking into a gas chamber saying it was a shower room[/sp]
[QUOTE=Broguts;37905903]Everyone not Serbian. SERBIA STRONG![/QUOTE] You're Canadian.
[QUOTE=avon43;37911630]WELL THANK YOU FOR BEING HONEST HOW ABOUT A SHOWER?[/QUOTE] Well, you are very welcome my good sir. A shower would be rather nice actually. Care to join me????
If I was Hitler I would wipe out squirrels. Squirrels are so annoying.
Feminists
the human race
My penis
Giraffes
[QUOTE=ewitwins;37905885]The Australians. Goddamn Kangaroo-fuckers.[/QUOTE] The only way I think I could survive is to chop off my Australian half and chop off your american half. Then I'll take YOUR Norwegian half and [I]assimilate[/I] into MY Norwegian half. Now I'm a full blown Aryan who won't be killed by Hitler! (And you'll be an Australian-American)
Australia. Every time I go there, something tries to kill me. Lovely country, great people, horrifying ecosystem.
Jehovah Witnesses
Feminists and Creationists
The moon.
I'd honestly kill all the fat fucks in the world, in attempt to eliminate world starvation... Did i win the beauty pageant? :v: But in all seriousness, would offing all the fatties in the world cure world hunger? Or would it just cause more fat people??
I would only kill of people who are not in my control, that way when ever I took over another country they would no longer be the enemy. I wonder what would be different if Hitler had not killed off his own people, he would have had more soldiers, less costs, and might have been able to keep Einstein. [QUOTE=asrele;37921471]I'd honestly kill all the fat fucks in the world, in attempt to eliminate world starvation... Did i win the beauty pageant? :v: But in all seriousness, would offing all the fatties in the world cure world hunger? Or would it just cause more fat people??[/QUOTE] Would not help, it is not a matter of lack of excess food it is distribution. Our nation throws away thousands if not millions of pounds of good food every day. Check out the move DIVE! it talks about food wastage.
African Americans
Yeah, they're pretty comfy.
I like to think that Hitler was just bullied by a lot of Jews when he was growing up, so he basically built his life around just trying to kill /all/ the Jews. He got to dictator-status in Germany because he needed to have basically complete control over at least one country; he then used this power to attempt to wipe out all Jews. He built his entire campaign and book around it, he basically made all of that shit up just so he could essentially brainwash people into thinking this ridiculous shit was actually true. All of that just to get back at school bullies. That and he was basically insane so that kind of verifies that he would go to those sorts of levels to accomplish this shit. that being said i would say black chicks
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[QUOTE='[ToRn];37918910']Feminists and Creationists[/QUOTE] i can tell youre an amazing atheist fan
[QUOTE=MedicmanV500;37931525]i can tell youre an amazing atheist fan[/QUOTE] * crazy atheist
I'd kill all flies. My bus stop is near a dumpster, so theres usually crap tons of them little fuckers over there.
I'd do this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8A6V40LLrI[/media]
basically the question is, who are you most racist towards. Plus this is a stupid fucking question, if someone hated aborigines in austrailia, being Hitler makes no difference, cause you wont be able to kill them. Hitler chose jews because thats what society was like then. Like the only other population hitler could wipe out would probably be immigrants, that have different skin color, are from the baltics etc. And then once he'd killed those immigrants, he'd kill the immigrants in poland or somewhere. Because Jews made up large populations in other countries surrounding germany which is why hitler invaded other countries, took over, gained power, killed jews. So if i for whatever reason had a strange hatred for aborigines of Australia, there was probably not a single one in Germany in the early 1900's, so if I was hitler, hating aborigines would be the stupidest fucking shit. Plus your question insinuates Hitler just had the power to kill every single population. Stupid thread and stupid bigot OP annoys me.
[QUOTE=geoface;37932874]basically the question is, who are you most racist towards. Plus this is a stupid fucking question, if someone hated aborigines in austrailia, being Hitler makes no difference, cause you wont be able to kill them. Hitler chose jews because thats what society was like then. Like the only other population hitler could wipe out would probably be immigrants, that have different skin color, are from the baltics etc. And then once he'd killed those immigrants, he'd kill the immigrants in poland or somewhere. Because Jews made up large populations in other countries surrounding germany which is why hitler invaded other countries, took over, gained power, killed jews. So if i for whatever reason had a strange hatred for aborigines of Australia, there was probably not a single one in Germany in the early 1900's, so if I was hitler, hating aborigines would be the stupidest fucking shit. Plus your question insinuates Hitler just had the power to kill every single population. Stupid thread and stupid bigot OP annoys me.[/QUOTE] really? I was told that it was a good idea by a couple of people. You actually are the first to think otherwise. Also you have a rather cool story there. Why don't you tell it again? Maybe I would care next time. [editline]6th October 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=geoface;37932874]basically the question is, who are you most racist towards. Plus this is a stupid fucking question, if someone hated aborigines in austrailia, being Hitler makes no difference, cause you wont be able to kill them. Hitler chose jews because thats what society was like then. Like the only other population hitler could wipe out would probably be immigrants, that have different skin color, are from the baltics etc. And then once he'd killed those immigrants, he'd kill the immigrants in poland or somewhere. Because Jews made up large populations in other countries surrounding germany which is why hitler invaded other countries, took over, gained power, killed jews. So if i for whatever reason had a strange hatred for aborigines of Australia, there was probably not a single one in Germany in the early 1900's, so if I was hitler, hating aborigines would be the stupidest fucking shit. Plus your question insinuates Hitler just had the power to kill every single population. Stupid thread and stupid bigot OP annoys me.[/QUOTE] Also, you're saying you'd kill the Aborigines of Australia?
Depends. If romani gypsies were already the scum of the earth level of plague they are today, they'd be my target, otherwise, maybe guidos.
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