Ask a German anything! - General

Can you do my german homework for me?

Is it true that you all cheat ESL?

I find it funny how everyone says "hurr you are not special" here,but not in the russian, etc. threads. Also, we ARE NOT nazis. Assholes Wo kommste wech?

[QUOTE=fear me;21461526]Has anything major been banned recently?[/QUOTE] Most recent bans I can think of are on smoking in restaurants and schools in a few states, plus a raise of the minimum age for purchasing tobacco from 16 to 18.

[QUOTE=backfoggen;21450836]how come german people always think that being german is special and anyone cares[/QUOTE] SCHNAUZE! Or we flatten your home country! [QUOTE=Kingy_who;21450861]When was the last time you laughed? I joke, I joke. What part of Germany are you from?[/QUOTE] North-Rhine-Westphalia [QUOTE=Maurice;21450883]Why didn't you stop the holocaust from happening?[/QUOTE] I was "liquid" at that time if you know what I mean [QUOTE=Lance99;21451075]Okaaay... what about xenophobia? Is it really so bad? What about all those turkish guy there? I heard it's kinda huge imigrant problem.[/QUOTE] Seriously, don't get me started on them [QUOTE=Shoupie;21452158]How is a typical German sentence constructed? Like where does the verb generally go, and the subject...that kind of thing...[/QUOTE] Subject, predicate, object or something like that^^ [QUOTE=fear me;21461526]Has anything major been banned recently?[/QUOTE] no =) [QUOTE=Sitkero;21461531]Is German beer really as good as they say it is? Also, why is your language so awesome?[/QUOTE] Yes it is. You can describe a lot better with German, than with any other language (many words) [QUOTE=EFG;21463140]Can you do your best impression of the medic yelling "OKTOBERFEST!" for us please?[/QUOTE] OK. OKTOOOBERFEEEEST! [QUOTE=d3450;21466041]Can you do my german homework for me?[/QUOTE] Fuck off! I have my own to do.

What do you thing about the things your country did in the WWII?

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Could you please put this guy ^ into an oven for me? Thanks.

Jo, report trolls, don't reply to them.

[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;21468152]Could you please put this guy ^ into an oven for me? Thanks.[/QUOTE] I'll go in by myself if you ask me

It was a joke on German people.... You know, how they stuffed little kids into ovens? Ahh, Nazis.... [editline]06:30PM[/editline] And I seriously doubt the guy in that picture knew he would end up being used by trolls.

Prejudiced joke. :saddowns:

[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;21468179]It was a joke on German people.... You know, how they stuffed little kids into ovens? Ahh, Nazis.... [editline]06:30PM[/editline] And I seriously doubt the guy in that picture knew he would end up being used by trolls.[/QUOTE] Holocaust didn't happen. PERIOD! I lol'd hard irl at 2nd para :)

[QUOTE=Cortana;21467585]SCHNAUZE! Or we flatten your home country! [/QUOTE] Lol, you'd flatten yuor own contry :xd: :xd: :xd: :xd: :xd: :xd: :xd:

And you made an emote spam. Way to go

its not spam

Yes it is. No back to topic Deppgesicht

is the porn really that bad over there?

[QUOTE=MadMaxJ;21468755]Yes it is. No back to topic Deppgesicht[/QUOTE] wtf he flamed me! Mods please ban ban ban ban

[QUOTE=Cortana;21467585] Fuck off! I have my own to do.[/QUOTE] God, you're so sweet. :) Anyway, another question. If French sounds soft to the English, and German sounds harsh to the English, what does English sound like to Germans?

soft

[LIST] [*]Mein Deutsch ist gut, ja? [*]How's the economy over there? [*]Why are some video games banned there? [*]Any advice for a student learning German? [/LIST]

Mein Deutsch ist nicht gut. :( Mein Haar ist ein Vogel. Did I do that right, or do I need to use one of the other hundreds of different versions of ein?

[QUOTE=Shoupie;21469697]God, you're so sweet. :) Anyway, another question. If French sounds soft to the English, and German sounds harsh to the English, what does English sound like to Germans?[/QUOTE] British English sounds Gay

Best german beer and town/city/location for nightlife/drinking?

[QUOTE=-AJ-;21472902]Best german beer and [B]town[/B]/city/location for nightlife/drinking?[/QUOTE] best town in germany is ahaus (my hometown) :v:

how many jews do you eat per day

How come you're language when spoken sounds like someone is taking a really wet shit? OHSH HLOSH KLAWSH MIGGAHOSENDOSH

[QUOTE=evilweazel;21473048]How come you're language when spoken sounds like someone is taking a really wet shit? OHSH HLOSH KLAWSH MIGGAHOSENDOSH[/QUOTE] Sorry but you mean polish

DO you know the medic personally?